edward being hit on by toothless unaware that he is , in fact, a guy.
That is extremely creepy, being that Toothless is a dragon and Edward is a (pathetic excuse for a) vampire.
Actually, this is what actually happened. Edward finally came out of the closet and then told Toothless that he also has a fetish for dragons. Then he expressed his desire for them to star together in a slash fic. Here we see Toothless rejecting that notion with utmost contempt.
