Ask FBS' Pets

Pangaea · **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:48:49 PM

Fluffy, what kind of cat are you? (Long-haired, short-haired, etc.; if you know the name of your breed, that’s even better.

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FlipperBoidSkua · **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2011, 02:02:52 AM

How did I know this question would eventually come up?

Fluffy: I'm strongly believed to be a long-haired orange tabby. That's my human's closest guess since I was found as a stray kitten, so my heritage is basically unknown.

Pangaea · **Reply #22 on:** February 08, 2011, 05:08:23 AM

If I were to pet, hold, touch, or otherwise make physical contact with any of you pets (assuming I was handling you the way I was supposed to), which of you would I have to worry about injuring me (or at least trying to)?

FlipperBoidSkua · **Reply #23 on:** February 08, 2011, 05:57:06 AM

Buggies
Everyone: Avoid the Assassin Bug!
Assassin Bug: *snickers evilly!!*
Mantids: We'll tolerate you if you hold us right. Or better yet, if you let us call the shots.
Tiger Beetles: You touchy, we bitey!!
Takeo: I don't care if you pet me or not. I would barely notice.
Antlion: *chills in your hand*
Ants: No squishing or nest invasion, then we're good. Just be veeeeeerrrrrry careful picking one of us up, though!!! Though, if your hand smells like food, we'll bite you!

Non-Buggies
Ratties, Gerbils, Spazz: A new human to play with!?! YAYZ!!!!!

*swarms all over you!*
Fudge: Careful with my fur, I just took a dust bath!
Fluffy: Zzzzzzzzzz......
Justin: *sniff sniff* I like you! You can pet me!!
Gliders: If our human lets you hold us, you must be a good human!! Just let us sniff you first!!
Terror: Don't hurt me!!! ...But since you're warm, I'll coil around your hand.....Just don't hurt me!!
Monster: *chills on your head*
Morphius: *kicks and bites* Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me!! I don't know you!!!
Rainbow: Feed me and I'll let your finger pet my fins. Be very gentle, though!!
Birdies: You'll have to catch us first, human!!

Pangaea · **Reply #24 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:06:32 PM

Gerbils and Budgerigars: What are your favorite foods?

FlipperBoidSkua · **Reply #25 on:** February 09, 2011, 12:39:14 AM

Fuz-Bal and Boba: Does cardboard count as food?

Birdies: Just bird seeds!! :^.^:

LBTDiclonius · **Reply #26 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:00:42 AM

Assassan bug, this one's for you. Do you like being an assassan? Have you ever stabbed someone, do you ever want to stab someone, and do you have dark spiky hair with a pencil case full of booby traps that can set off anytime someone touches it?

FlipperBoidSkua · **Reply #27 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:49:52 AM

Me: That's a fun, random one!!

Assassin Bug: Assassinating other bugs is the way I make my living and I love my job. Yes, I have stabbed many with my all-natural weapon of choice and I will stab anything and everything on whatever opportunity I get. But I believe you've mistaken me for someone else...... I can be far worse with my killing methods than a booby-trapped pencil box. *evil snickers!!*

Me: Talk about a very slow and very agonizing death.... :blink:

LBTDiclonius · **Reply #28 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:52:51 AM

Hahha! Thanks, I should really tell bogden he's been outdone by a bug... :blink:

Fudge the...whatever...: Do you annoy your human sometimes?

Pangaea · **Reply #29 on:** February 10, 2011, 02:45:01 AM

^ Take it from someone who's watched tons of bug documentaries and read countless bug-related books and scientific articles: bugs outdo ALL other assassins. No human mind, no matter how murderous, sick, or psychopathic, could imagine the methods some insects use to kill their prey. :blink:

Fuz-Bal (I almost misspelled your name correctly

) and Boba: What scares/annoys you the most?

FlipperBoidSkua · **Reply #30 on:** February 10, 2011, 03:02:29 AM

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Hahha! Thanks, I should really tell bogden he's been outdone by a bug...

Yay!! My assassin bug won!!

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^ Take it from someone who's watched tons of bug documentaries and read countless bug-related books and scientific articles: bugs outdo ALL other assassins. No human mind, no matter how murderous, sick, or psychopathic, could imagine the methods some insects use to kill their prey.

And ain't that the truth!!! :blink: It's fascinating watching my assassin bug and mantids eat, but I feel sorry for the buggy being put through that torture...

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Fudge the...whatever...: Do you annoy your human sometimes?

Fudge: I'm a chinchilla, a luxuriously furred rodent you humans seem to like putting in your coats....

Regarding the question, I don't think so. I'm too laid-back to really get into any trouble. I guess the only annoyance I give her is making a mess during my dust baths.

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Fuz-Bal (I almost misspelled your name correctly ) and Boba: What scares/annoys you the most?

Me:

Never thought I'd hear that...

Fuz-Bal: When we run out of cardboard!!

Boba: We ran out of cardboard?! :blink: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Fuz-Bal: *face-paw*

Edit: I'm a Ducky now!! Squeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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Pangaea · **Reply #31 on:** February 10, 2011, 03:11:18 AM

^ Congratulations!

The Tiger Beetles (assuming you've been individually marked already): What do you think of your new shell decs?

FlipperBoidSkua · **Reply #32 on:** February 10, 2011, 04:21:55 AM

Me: In reality, the beetles don't seem to mind the change, but that'll be no fun!!

As such....

Speedy: What the heck is on me?! :blink:
Dart: *groom groom groom groom GROOOOOOOMMM!!!*
Snail: Why is my name so ironic?!

Jolt: *watch, points, and

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Blur: You think the red coloring matches my shell? Make's me feel Christmas-y...
Other Four Beetles: :huh:
Blur: What? :unsure:

Pangaea · **Reply #33 on:** February 10, 2011, 07:29:53 AM

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Morphius and Rainbow: What are your favorite foods?

FlipperBoidSkua · **Reply #34 on:** February 10, 2011, 04:05:24 PM

Yay!! I made a funny!

Morphius: The occasional pieces of chicken, but no skin! I hate the skin!
Rainbow: I'm mostly fed beta fish food, but sometimes, my human gives me a tiny mouthful of shrimp and I like that a lot!

LBTDiclonius · **Reply #35 on:** February 10, 2011, 06:13:13 PM

Boba: what color are you?

P.S. Congrats on the Ducky level!!!

FlipperBoidSkua · **Reply #36 on:** February 10, 2011, 06:39:06 PM

Boba: I'm a Burmese gerbil. A brown color with darker brown colorpoints! I'm a bit darker than Fuz-Bal, who's a siamese gerbil.

P.S. Thank you!!

Pangaea · **Reply #37 on:** February 10, 2011, 09:57:33 PM

Fluffy and Justin: What scares/annoys you the most?

FlipperBoidSkua · **Reply #38 on:** February 11, 2011, 02:02:49 AM

Fluffy: What annoys me is my human's sister kicking me out of her room. What scares me....the Vaccuum and parties....

Justin: Buses and trucks...... They're big and noisy and smell weird....

Pangaea · **Reply #39 on:** February 11, 2011, 10:40:31 AM

And the last “favorite foods” question goes to………Terror and Monster!