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I am a Yellow Belly

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The Friendly Sharptooth

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on: February 13, 2011, 07:25:52 PM
If a Yellow Belly of Fooby's herd gave an account of his/her life, I'd guess he'd/she'd have this to say:

I am a Yellow Belly

I am a Yellow Belly.
I have lots and lots of fun.
I play and dance my heart out,
Be it night or under the sun.

Life is fun!

When danger comes my way,
I rely on my wonderful tush.
It lets me hide in safety,
Making me look just like a bush.

Life is safe!

Boy, I sure get hungry,
And when I want a meal,
Berries are the food of choice.
So good, they’re just unreal.

Life is tasty!

Lightning can be quite scary.
It gives me such a fright.
When a storm is happening,
I run with all my might.

Life is scary!

I have never, ever worried,
Of what the future may bring.
Instead of thinking of tomorrow,
I just stand up and sing.

Life is carefree!

I don’t do a lot of thinking,
Just follow the good old wise one.
We do very well for a traveling herd,
As our troubles are close to none.

Life is easy!

That’s the story of my life.
I hope I didn’t bore.
If you ever join us,
I’ll bet you’ll shout for more.

Life is great!

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Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 02:29:59 AM
This one was cute, and did emphasize on the Yellowbellies' carefree mentalities.  Sure, they can be rather annoying and absent-minded, but these guys sure know how to throw a party ;).

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Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 07:45:17 AM
I enjoyed reading the poem, but I still hate them.

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Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 06:19:51 PM
Annnnd I forgot to review this again. :slap

Very nice poem TFS, I really like how you presented the feeling's the Yellow Belly's have with their cafe-free life. Nice work.  ;)

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