Cowboy - "Well, shariff, dem outlaw is right ovar der!"
Sheriff - "Where? Behind the snake?"
Cowboy -"Shooott...he iz de snake!"
Sheriff - "I...is that it? Is that all we need to be worrying about?"
Cowboy - "Bu shariff, dat snake right dar iz no ordinarily typical critter!"

Oh Monty Python, you never cease to amuse me so...
