Chomper: I just got chased by a Flattooth herd. How humiliating!
(Reads Scripts for The Land Before Time XV: The Friendly Sharptooth Flyer and The Land Before Time XVIII: Hunter Valley)
Hey, I'm supposed to the only Friendly Sharptooth around here!
(Read Script for The Land Before Time XIX: The Time of Choosing)
What, Red Claw comes back?!
(Continues to read)
Hey, I get a girlfriend!
My species attacked Littlefoot's mother?!?
I kill the Old One?!
(Reads Script for The Land Before Time XX: The Heart Whispers)
Hey, I'm married!
What?! I befriend Dil and Ichy and Strut?!
What do you mean I try and eat the Gang of Five?! Who wrote this script?!?
Me:
(Keeps reading)
Oh wait, it has a happy ending. I get to live in the Great Valley. I have wife and son. That's really great. Where did that writer go?