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Grumpy Pterano much?

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Mess with Petrie and you're screwed.  :lol

Credit goes to nightlight12 for his/her amazing deviation "Protective Uncle" (the picture above)

Caption away, my pets!  :lol
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Redclaw: "I think I'll have some Petrie pot pie!"

Pterano gives the look.

Cera: "Uh oh!"

Littlefoot: "You shouldn't have said that!"

Ducky: "Now you have got Pterano mad, oh yes you have!"
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Littlefoot: "Look, Chomper. You're uncle is dead, and it's just right for your friends to be there for you. You'd be there if someone we know died, right?"

Chomper: "Well, sure I would!"

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Continues from above

Littlefoot: Now's he's gunna kick your butt.

Me: Yayyy!!! GO PTERANO!!! MAKE HIM REGRET THREATENING PETRIE!

Pterano: Ohhh, that's not gonna be a problem for me...

Red Claw: Oh dear... :unsure:

Note: What ever you do kids, do not threaten Petrie in front of Pterano. He can kick your a*@ in a matter of seconds...
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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Pterano: "Tell me where you put Petrie's snugly stick, NOW!"

Petrie: "Um, uncle. Me no need it THAT bad."

Pterano: "nonsense, Petrie. It's your favorite. If you don't show me where it is, I'm afraid I'll have to do some...unfortunate things to you.

Petrie: "Uncle, you go far enough!"

Pterano: "Don't feel like talking? Well, that's too bad!"

Ducky: "...Help!"

 :lol  :lol  :lol
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Littlefoot: "Look, Chomper. You're uncle is dead, and it's just right for your friends to be there for you. You'd be there if someone we know died, right?"

Chomper: "Well, sure I would!"

Come give my LBT TV Series fanfiction, PAST-O-RAMA, a read!
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Continues from previous post

Five minutes later

Red Claw: *now all tied up in vines* No sense of humor... :blink:

Thud: *seeing Red Claw* Haha!! :lol

Screech: Ha! You got you're a** handed to you by a flyer! :lol

Red Claw:  :oops
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Pterano, infuriated during a 'political' meeting, does not realize that Petrie needs to ask him a question about what to do with "itching leaves" that get where you can't reach.
A very bad time, indeed


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Hyp: *sneaks behind Petrie* Hahaha!!! Guess who, hatchling?

Pterano: *sneaks behind Hyp* Guess who?

Petrie: *races behind Pterano and stares up at him*

Five minutes later:

Hyp: *is now all tied up against a tree* What a temper...  :blink:
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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Pterano: *talking to a stick* WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY NEPHEW!!!!!!!

Stick: ....

Pterano: WHERE IS MY NEPHEW?!?!?!?

Stick:....

Pterano: Don't feel like talkin huh?

Stick: .....

Pterano: OH THAT'S IT!!!!!! *about to break the stick but then Petrie stopped him*

Petrie: Uncle...me over here...

Pterano:  :blink:  :blink: ...Oh!
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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Pterano: I'm hear to find my nephew and kick ass, and fortunately for you I can't find my ne-

Petrie: Uncle?

Pterano: Oh, very well, good. On to the ass kicking I suppose.


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Sierra: Now on to feeding them overgrown eggs to the sharpteeth.

Pterano: *gives glare* Are you sure you feel up to it, friend? The question I'm gonna ask myself today, Do I feel lucky? Well punk, do ya?

Sierra: *OWNED*
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Petrie: Me know want to mess with me Uncle.

Pterano: Petrie I told you not to break my stuff.


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Pterano: Ok now who posted that on my facebook profile!!!!????


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Redclaw: I'm eating your nephew.

Pterano: Mr. Redclaw, don't make me angry.  You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.


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Pterano: HEY!!! WHO TOUCHED MY PINGAS!?!?!?
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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Petrie: Spike eated all the best treestars me found this morning!

Pterano: *gives Spike the look*

Spike: O_O


-Land Before Time XI reference  ;)  ;)  ;)


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Pterano is about to use his Canterlot voice on a certain pink rhamphorhynchus who apparently had slapped his nephew out of the air on their quest for the Stone of Cold Fire. You wouldn't want to know what happens afterwards.  :lol
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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Pterano: Hey SOPA, you want to censor the internet? How about I censor my foot into your a**.

 :lol
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol