Onward to Nowhere

The Friendly Sharptooth · **on:** June 08, 2011, 11:47:36 AM

Littlefoot: Are we there yet?

Petrie: Me still pointing?

Littlefoot: Uh, yeah?

Petrie: Then we no there yet!

Littlefoot: We keep going in circles. Maybe we should ask for-

Petrie: No go there!

Littlefoot: Ugh, what is it with flyers and asking for directions?

Petrie: Flyers no need directions! We fly!

Littlefoot: Wow, that was something I didn’t know.

Petrie: Just be quiet!

Littlefoot: Hey now, don’t tell ME to be quiet! You asked me to carry you because you sprained your wing, and now you think you have the audacity to chastise me?

Petrie: Err, audacity? Chastise?

Littlefoot: Hey, itës not like I know them either! The writer just likes showing off his vocabulary sometimes.

Petrie: Oh.

Littlefoot: Alright, Petrie, I am putting foot down. I am going pull over to the nearest gas station and ask where to go next.

Petrie: They not invented yet.

Littlefoot: Well at least I had an idea! You’re just guiding us aimlessly.

Petrie: You think suggesting something we can’t do is better than suggesting nothing?

Littlefoot: Ugh, I hate that annoying logic of yours!

Petrie: Hey, it no like me like it neither! The writer just likes making characters look stupid sometimes.

Littlefoot: But, why?

Petrie: Ooh! Why you ask me!? Me look like writer to you?

Littlefoot: Sorry.

Petrie: It okay. Oh!

Littlefoot: What? Did you just remember the way?

Petrie: Kinda…

Littlefoot: Kinda…?

Petrie: Petrie remember that me no know the way.

Littlefoot: Gah! Let’s just forget this and go home.

Petrie: No, Littlefoot! We can’t miss out on this!

Littlefoot: Fine, whatever. So where are we going, anyway? You never told me.

Petrie: We going to a mall. My hear they have sale.

Littlefoot: Um, Petrie, NOW who’s naming things that haven’t been invented yet?

Petrie: … Curse you, writer!

trulyfantasticme · **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2011, 12:58:11 PM

Petrie: Are we there yet?

Littlefoot: No.

Petrie: Are we there yet?

Cera: No.

Petrie: Oh Littlefoot, are we there yet?

Littlefoot: No!

Petrie: ...Are we there yet?

Cera: Yes.

Petrie: Really?

Cera: NO!

Petrie: ........Are we there yet?

Littlefoot: Petrie! How are we supposed to know! You're the one that's leading the way! Sheesh!

Petrie: :blink: Oh, I forgot...

kjeldo · **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2011, 01:26:14 PM

Petrie: Alright look, first you go left at the berry bush, then when you see the british dinosaur with the top hat you go left again, at the toxic waste dump you go straight in the direction of the sinking sands, which you can see from that point on. When at the sinking sands you go out of the valley and there is where me saw your wallet. Any questions?
Littlefoot: yeah what is a toxic waste dump?
Petrie: :huh: Me have no idea.

I know, Pure randomness, But hey.

LBTLover1 · **Reply #3 on:** October 09, 2011, 01:44:43 PM

Petrie: Look at that!!

Littlefoot: Look at what?

Petrie: At that!

Littlefoot: At what?

Petrie: I forgot.

Dr. Curzon · **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2012, 08:19:29 AM

Littlefoot: Petrie, don't you know it's rude to point?

Blais_13 · **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2012, 10:06:31 AM

Petrie: Forward my loyal steed!Let's show the world what to fear from!!!

Littlefoot: Umm...Petrie, I told you that you shouldn't eat those strange fruits...

rhombus · **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2013, 08:22:41 PM

Global positioning system circa 71,000,000 B.C.E.:

Petrie: After you pass the large tree, turn right.

Littlefoot: Are you sure Petrie? I thin-- :unsure:

Petrie: Turn right.

Littlefoot: I think I will keep on going this way beca--

Petrie: Me recalculating route. After 150 paces, turn left.

Littlefoot: (sigh)

Ducky123 · **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2013, 10:14:56 AM

Petrie: "Hey! There Ali!"
Littlefoot: "That's not Ali, silly, Ali's pink, 'member?"
Petrie: "But she look like Ali."
Littlefoot: "Ali's much prettier!"
Petrie: "Oh, u luv her, eh?"
Littlefoot: "Grow up, Petrie!"
Petrie: "Look, she wavin' her tail..."
Littlefoot: "So what?"
Petrie: "Maybe she your secret girlfriend, huh?"
Littlefoot: "Perhabs in your wet sleepstories!"
Longneck girl: "Liiiiiiittlefoooot!!! Come over here!"
Petrie: "She know you, you better go!"
Longneck girl: "Peeeeeeeeeetrieeeeeeeeee!"
Littlefoot: "Well, let's go. If this is really Ali, I gonna eat a ground creeper..."
Longneck girl: "Hey you two! Where are the others?"
Petrie: "Dunno."
Littlefoot: "Is this you, Ali?"
Ali: "Sure it's me!"
Littlefoot: "You look... different..."
Ali: "Yeah... thanks to these creepy guys that created me...