The Corrupt a Wish Game.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1200 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:15:51 PM

Okay, however, it gets a virus that is so horrible, your computer melts.

I wish for nothing.

Chomper · **Reply #1201 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:21:19 PM

wish granted, you are nothing

i wish i had a fun and highly paying job

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1202 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:35:15 PM

Okay, but you won't get that job for another 100,000,000 years.

I wish for anything.

Chomper · **Reply #1203 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:36:34 PM

wish granted, since you wish for anything you get slapped in the face with fish

i wish for a pet raptor

Alex · **Reply #1204 on:** July 10, 2009, 10:33:11 PM

Granted, but it eats all your other pets.

I wish that this wish would actually come true.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #1205 on:** July 12, 2009, 06:12:28 AM

Granted...at some point during the day you will need to go to the toilet!

I wish I could play at a live concert

Lillefot · **Reply #1206 on:** July 12, 2009, 07:51:48 AM

Granted, but the only audience you get is rotten tomatoes and eggs.

I wish that I could find an un-explored mystery left in this world!

Chomper · **Reply #1207 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:23:22 AM

granted, but you die after you find out so it remains "un-explored"

i wish there was something on tv that i would like to watch

Dash The Longneck · **Reply #1208 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:37:55 AM

Granted! But , before you can turn to the channel Your TV bursts into flames.

I wish I could be in a job I love.

Chomper · **Reply #1209 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:47:56 AM

granted but its a dead end job that pays poor

i wish dinosaurs were alive today

Lillefot · **Reply #1210 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:28:57 PM

Granted. They're a treat to humanity. And so America unleashes all of their Minutemen, Peacekeepers, Poseidons and Trident D5's. The world ends in a gigantic atomic fiesta.

I wish for Air Force One.

Chomper · **Reply #1211 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:31:32 PM

granted, but its just a toy plane

i wish for prime's swords

Alex · **Reply #1212 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:53:36 PM

Granted, but they're just toy swords.

I wish I had Ducky as a pet.

Chomper · **Reply #1213 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:02:49 PM

granted but then she roasts you alive

i wish i had the original sharptooth as a guard dog

tempestwheel · **Reply #1214 on:** July 12, 2009, 09:13:16 PM

Granted. Now, picture how big his food bills must be.

I wish they made a 3rd Splashdown game.

Alex · **Reply #1215 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:05:50 PM

Granted but you can't play it.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school in August.

Dash The Longneck · **Reply #1216 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:16:22 AM

Granted! Instead now you have to go back to school today. Have fun at school.

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I wish I could lose weight by eating Junk food and drinking soda.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1217 on:** July 13, 2009, 12:15:26 PM

Okay, but since you decided to take LSD with your junk food, you begin to hallucinate you losing weight. You swear it's real, but it's not actually weight loss. You actually gain weight. I don't get it either, but LSD does some strange things.

I wish that the Bush lost the election in 2000.

Alex · **Reply #1218 on:** July 13, 2009, 07:16:09 PM

Granted, Al Gore won. He gets a new amendment passed that says we have to hug trees once a day for atleast 4 hours.

I wish I could see the new Potter movie now instead of 2 days from now.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1219 on:** July 13, 2009, 07:35:30 PM

Quote from: Alex,Jul 13 2009 on 06:16 PM

Granted, Al Gore won. He gets a new amendment passed that says we have to hug trees once a day for atleast 4 hours.

You know, I don't find that bad at all. I love hugging trees! Literally and figuratively.
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Granted, but all the theaters near you don't get copies of it until two days from now.

I wish I had a treehouse.