The Corrupt a Wish Game.

tempestwheel · **Reply #1240 on:** July 20, 2009, 07:47:36 PM

Granted, instead, you get jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;

I wish I could never make a dumb choice in my life.

Alex · **Reply #1241 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:19:40 PM

Granted but you can't make smart ones either

I wish I had 6 spankin' new spark plugs so I can fix the ol' truck.

Vilstrup · **Reply #1242 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:00:38 AM

Granted, but the truck still doesn't work

I wish for a ship of the line, fourth rater

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1243 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:04:41 PM

Okay, but the ship was made incorrectly, so it explodes with the force of a nuclear bomb. This sets off something known as the Osterhagan key, which rips the Earth into pieces. No more Earth.

I wish for better bandwidth at my house.

Alex · **Reply #1244 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:23:53 PM

Granted, but you get so much bandwidth, your computer explodes with the force of a nuclear bomb. This sets off something known as the Osterhagan key, which rips the Earth into pieces. No more Earth.

I wish for cookies!

Lillefot · **Reply #1245 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:08:21 PM

Granted. They contain a secret ingredient: Cyanide.

I wish for the perfect room. (I really do)

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1246 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:48:21 PM

Quote from: Alex,Jul 21 2009 on 12:23 PM

Granted, but you get so much bandwidth, your computer explodes with the force of a nuclear bomb. This sets off something known as the Osterhagan key, which rips the Earth into pieces. No more Earth.

Copycat!

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Granted. It is so perfect, your head explodes.

I wish that Alex didn't copy my corruption of the last wish I corrupted.

Alex · **Reply #1247 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:18:45 PM

Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,Jul 21 2009 on 06:48 PM

Granted. It is so perfect, your head explodes with the force of a nuclear bomb. This sets off something known as the Osterhagan key, which rips the Earth into pieces. No more Earth.

I wish that Alex didn't copy my corruption of the last wish I corrupted.

I fixed your last one

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Granted! Instead, I corrupted your last corruption which I copied from your wish before last that you corrupted.

I wish that I hadn't copied your corruption of the wish before last that you corrupted, leading me to corrupt your last corruption in which I copied from your wish before last that you corrupted.

[Edit: I had to edit this three times.

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pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1248 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:31:23 PM

Wish denied for being too confusing!

I wish the DSi had a better web browser. One that doesn't make anything blow up.

Lilfut · **Reply #1249 on:** July 22, 2009, 02:22:19 PM

Granted, but it can only access Rickrolls.

I wish this wish was witty, unlike everything else on this topic.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1250 on:** July 22, 2009, 05:59:57 PM

Okay, but it was too witty to actually be posted. So this topic still remains un-witty.

I wish for something in the breeze.

Lilfut · **Reply #1251 on:** July 22, 2009, 07:05:15 PM

Granted, but- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT.

I wish for infinite wishes.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1252 on:** July 23, 2009, 04:52:49 PM

Granted, but you have one nanosecond to get them out before you are sucked into a black hole. Whoops! Too slow.

I wish for my opponent in Age of Empires III to attack me!

Lillefot · **Reply #1253 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:24:20 PM

Granted. Your opponent's attack power pwns you to death.

I wish for speakers with sound that measures on the richter scale!

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1254 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:40:26 PM

Granted, but it makes even a whisper so loud that you cause the greatest earthquake disaster in history and you are sentenced to life in jail for killing so many people.

I wish GIECO would remove their slogan of "So Easy, A Caveman Could Do It".

F-14 Ace · **Reply #1255 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:31:56 AM

Granted. They come up with something that is much, much worse.

I wish everyone would STFU about Michael Jackson already! Geezsh!

Chomper · **Reply #1256 on:** July 24, 2009, 12:40:28 PM

*so do I*

Granted but they wont shut up about his kids

i wish i didnt have such big canine teeth

Lillefot · **Reply #1257 on:** July 24, 2009, 05:30:42 PM

Granted! Now you have none!

I wish for power to controll the weather!

Chomper · **Reply #1258 on:** July 24, 2009, 05:36:14 PM

granted, but karma finds it funny to send an unstoppable tornado to wreck your house

i wish for a lifetime supply of mountain dew

Alex · **Reply #1259 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:05:24 AM

Granted. But it's warm! dun dun dunnnnnn

I wish I lived closer to Leesburg.