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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted but you can't control them and you keep running into walls

I wish I was a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger!


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Granted, then you get scared of the ugly monsters you battle.

I wish my MySpace account to be visited too many times.


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Granted, but you get so many visitors that myspace can't handle it anymore, so they ban you to keep your many guests off their server.


I wish I could eat 100 mcdonalds cheeseburgers at one sitting.


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Granted but you choke on a pickle and die!




I wish I could fly!


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granted, but you smash into a building because you're not experienced enough yet and you break many bones.  


I wish I could type 120wpm like my mom can.


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Granted, but your fingers all break off from the speed at which your typing from.



I wish I had a really kick ass job!


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Granted, you are now a fast food employee.


I wish I could go to Ireland


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granted, but if you go there, some nasty person will set your house on fire cuz he knew you'd be out for a while.


I wish I could swim.


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Granted, but you unknowingly swim with sharks.



I wish to live atop a mountain.


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granted, but as they always say, the highest one's get the rain first!



I wish I could get a better graphics card for really cheap.


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Granted, but you get it from a con-artist.



I wish I could have fierce sharptooth-esque teeth.


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granted but you can't stop biting your tounge. :P:



I wish my cousin would watch LBT with me.


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Granted, but he crys for days after the scene where Littlefoot losses his mother



I wish I had a pool full of mint choclate chip ice cream....


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granted, but you drown in it.



I wish I had a lemon juicer.


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Granted, but you suddenly get wounds whilst juicing lemons, and some juice squirts all over the wounds.  OUCH!


I wish for a long tail.


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granted, but you trip on it everywhere you go, making a huge fool of yourself.



I wish I could play agianst littlefoot in a video game.


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Granted, but you beat him at all the games, and he cries so loud, your eardrums burst.



I wish for all the paints available in the world.


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Wish DENIED!!!!!! Besides no one can make that many pairs of pants anyway



I wish I could transform into my LBT persona!


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disregard.  great valley gardian beat me to it! :P:


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Granted! Then a Sharptooth chases you. :o

I wish I could synchronize (check spelling) my YouTube poops perfectly.