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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted, but it all gets flushed down the toilet. :lol:


I wish for a roomful of candies and honey and stuff.


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Granted, then you can't stop due to your sugar rush! :lol

I wish I was as good on computers as landbeforetimelover.


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Granted, but you become so smart your brain explodes.



I wish for annoying e-mails to stop


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Granted, but then you have to annoy yourself to death!


I wish the Great Valley was real...


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Granted, then a Sharptooth eats you just before entering there! :o

I wish for a cheesecake. With a cherry on the top.


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Granted, but the cherry is poisoned....


I wish I was a Transformer!


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Granted, you can now transform into a frog




I wish I was a ghost.


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Granted, but now you can only haunt your own grave


I wish I had ninja skills!


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granted, but you don't know how to use them properly and you injure your back.  You go in for experimental surgery and you get crippled by accident.  Then you spend the rest of your life in a wheel chair in constant pain.


I wish I had a old computer.


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Granted, but every time you type about "New Technology", it rambles about whippersnappers and the "Good Ol' Days"





I wish for the real GOF to be on here.


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Granted, but they run away from you.

I wish to have the "Ed, Edd n' Eddy" video files.


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Granted, but it's nothing but jawbreakers, jawbreakers, jawbreakers.



I wish for better skills with the MS Paint


Lain_EX

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Granted, then you forget pencil-drawing.

I wish for episodes of "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog"

(BTW, I just realized I ranked up to Littlefoot! Hooray!!!)


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Granted, but Eggman takes them away.




I wish for the perfect untainted wish.


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Granted...nothing happens and you wasted your wish.

I wish i was better then everyone in the world at Super Smash Bros.


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I've already claimed that wish: I have 99,999,990 on the SNES all-stars release. :p

I wish my broadband would set itself up.


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Granted...but it then develops a great A.I and eventually gets fed up of being used and packs itself up and leaves

I wish could cure all known diseases


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Granted but then you can't get rid o fthe diseases once you catch them.... :lol


I wish I could breath fire and shoot lighting out of my hands...


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Granted, then you don't get control of your powers.

I wish Mama Luigi to visit my home.


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Granted, but then, he poops the place up....

I wish this wish won't be granted.