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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Lain_EX

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Wish granted. Now everyone has transformed into Barney, the purple dinosaur! :o (I'm gonna have nightmares!)

I wish I could have a good taste for fish and seafood.


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Granted. You eat too much fish and get mercury poisoning.

I wish that I knew how to write C++.


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Granted, but its not you who learns how to write that. Its you teacher, and it goes on all your tests.

I wish I could cool it down more.
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf


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(God, I need to play these games again)

Granted, you are transported to Antarctic to cool down.


I wish I could control time.


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You can. You only are able to for a millisecond.

I wish that I had more time.


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Granted...a truck load of watches, clocks and sundials descend upon you from the sky...

Meanwhile, in London:

Tourist: Hey! Where'd Big Ben go?!


I wish I could save an endangered species


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granted but the species you saved turns on humans and you become the only human left.

I wish i had a vintage P-51


lbt/cty_lover

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You do. It broke.

I wish for three more wishes.


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Granted. And once you us them, each wish will backfire just like this one.

I wish that this wish will backfire.


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That wish has already been granted, you just don't know it. :P:

I wish I didn't have a cold.


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You don't. You have influenza.

I wish for five wishes. They are as follows:
  • I wish for better internet.
  • I wish for CTY.
  • I wish for free ink cartridges.
  • I wish that everybody likes "The Game".
  • I wish that I had more free time.


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1)Granted, but due to memory backup you'll have to view it a pixel at a time.

2)Granted. The Chainsaw-Toting-Yellow bellies are tearing apart your house as we speak.

3)Granted. They'll be arriving by air mail onto your house and car at an unspecified time.
 
4)Granted, and now everybody knows that YOU LOSE!!! (And by the time the CTYs get done with you, you will have lost for all eternity.)

5)Granted. You're fired.

I wish LBT 14 will come out.


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It does. In the unrated version only.

I wish that I could hack into any computer and not get caught.

I LOSE! (signature)


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You can. With a machete.

I wish this smiley would stop bashing his head into the wall  :bang


lbt/cty_lover

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It does. When your computer crashes.

I wish that I could type better on my computer.


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Wish granted. Another pair of arms grows out of your torso.

I wish I wasn't addicted to World of Warcraft.


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Granted. You're now addicted to PokÈmon, like me! >=D

I wish I was a Yellow Belly.


lbt/cty_lover

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You get eaten by a Sharptooth.

I wish that I had an iPhone


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Granted. It breaks upon you get it.

I wish I wasn't so absent-minded.


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You aren't. You just begin to think of evil things instead.

I wish that I was 18.

I LOSE (signature)