The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Shinji-Lee · **Reply #880 on:** September 25, 2008, 12:24:42 PM

granted, but you're blind and can't watch them. (a little hard)

i wish for the human to change and stopping to kill themselves and the other creatures of thins planet.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #881 on:** September 25, 2008, 04:44:20 PM

Your wish is granted, but the animals became fed up with humans attacking them, so they began to attack the human race. Also, the Ents decide that they have sat watching humans kill their trees long enough, and they come and attack. They do what they did to Isengard to every major city in the world. Congratulations! THe human race has now been eradicated.

I wish that people would post good reviews (that means no spam, flames, or insults) to my fan-fictions.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #882 on:** September 25, 2008, 05:40:09 PM

Granted but now no one reviews it.

I wish I had a C-47 painted in it WWII colors.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #883 on:** October 06, 2008, 05:44:51 PM

It is, but WWII colors means camo, so your C-47 is practically invisible to you. You can't find it.

I wish for a violet colored mens t-shirt.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #884 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:10:25 PM

Granted. It's the undershirt inside a life-sized Barney costume.

I wish there were no more taxes!

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #885 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:55:44 PM

The government collapses because it can't fund its own ventures. The world falls into anarchy, and the human race is wiped out by aliens that come from mars.

I wish Brisingr was a better book.

Littlefoot Fan · **Reply #886 on:** October 07, 2008, 11:55:56 AM

Granted, but in order to make it a better book, they had to take out 99% of the pages.

I wish you could teleport annoying people to another dimension with the click of a button.

Lillefot · **Reply #887 on:** October 07, 2008, 01:02:12 PM

Granted. But the world is so full of dumb anoying people that the other dimension collapses, the earth breaks in the process.

I wish for succesfully peforme 1080x2 tail grab on skis!

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #888 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:57:20 AM

You do it! It's the landings you can't stick, and to get so many spins, you had to jump off the top of a cliff.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #889 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:22:49 AM

Here's your corrupt wish.

I wish I had a M4 sherman tank.

tempestwheel · **Reply #890 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:09:55 AM

Granted. There's a bomb planted inside.

I wish Chomper and his family and all the other characters were real

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #891 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:48:38 PM

All the characters exist, but because you didn't specify what book/movie/fan-fiction/TV Show/any media these characters that you wanted came from, all the characters from every media came into existence. However, this caused the planet to become too overpopulated. The resources began to be consumed at a rate so high, the planet was sucked dry in half an hour to sustain all the living beings on the planet. Then an asteroid that was undiscovered by astronomers arrived. This asteroid was the size of Venus, and since the asteroid was so large, the entire planet was destroyed.

I wish that someone would give me something nice.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #892 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:36:59 PM

Granted... *you get a slap*. That was nice...didn't say it would be nice for you

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I wish for a cushy desk job

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #893 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:42:56 PM

Granted but you get no days off and you get yelled at by your boss all day.

I wish I had a job.

Lillefot · **Reply #894 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:05:49 PM

Granted. The toilet is down the corridor.

I wish for the Power of Five books to be real, and I would be the leader!

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #895 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:15:23 PM

Granted...but the characters don't hail you as a leader for long and quickly look to overthrow you

I wish I was the world's greatest martial arts master

Lillefot · **Reply #896 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:39:41 PM

Granted! Your power consumes you, and when you try to break a mountain you succed! To bad you didn't wore a helmet!

I wish for MacGyver skills!

Amaranthine · **Reply #897 on:** November 16, 2008, 03:11:04 AM

Wish granted but nothing happens.

I wish for a Leopard program for my mac.

Vilstrup · **Reply #898 on:** November 16, 2008, 06:47:35 AM

Granted, but your Mac crashes and you have to buy a new one

I wish I had a 100 ha hunting ground

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #899 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:04:50 PM

Granted, if by "100 ha" you mean a golf green-sized hunting ground with 100 spectators laughing at how bad you are.

I wish that this was the first wish on this entire thread.