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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Okay, but I don't know what that is, so I make you into Rocky Raccoon, like the Beatles song. The lyrics are HERE, so you can go listen to these instructions and obey the Beatles.

I wish for the U2 song "Love and Peace or Else". (NOTE: This song is the basis of my last wish)


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granted but the cd burns up

I wish i could use the "force"


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Granted . You turn into Darth Vader.
I wish I could play in the NBA..
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lbt/cty_lover

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You can play in the NBA. You just choose not to because you like history much better.

I wish that that CD that burnt up didn't burn up.


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granted but now it blows up

i really dont mind being Darth Vader, that would be cool, but thats not my wish

i wish i was indiana jones and had a light saber


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You can wish for only one thing.. either you're Indiana Jones or you have a lightsaber.. Pick one..
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Granted, the artifact you found is taken by the nazis..
I wish I could grow a beard..
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Okay, but I can't read. You wrote "B-R-E-A-D" so now you have a bread face.

I wish that that CD didn't blow up OR burn.


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Both Nick: you grow a beard but i grows in in spots and lbt: your CD Blows up and burns up and is then eaten by your spagetti monster.



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NOOOOO! My CD! Just for that, I grant your wish, but your lightsaber blade acts like a killer noodle and kills you.

I wish that the FSM will relinquish my CD so that I can listen to some U2.


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granted, but it has the one song you hate the most on it.

i wish i could crack a whip like indy


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Granted you hit yourself repeatedly with it.
I wish I culd see a Brewers game (local baseball team)
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Granted, you are dropped from an airplace without a parachute and see the game for a few seconds before you crash into home plate.

I wish for the complete set of cards for the Decadriver without the drawback the previous ones had of self-destructing after use.


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Granted they get stuck in the dRiver can you can't deactivate them..
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lol what i said was random but that was great

wish granted: you get fried

i wish indy had a light saber


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Then the movies wouldn't exist.  I mean seriously, who would dare challene Indy with a light sabre? :p

I wish for a really pretty sunset.