The Corrupt a Wish Game.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #1660 on:** July 07, 2019, 08:40:31 AM

Granted. Ash finally becomes a Pokemon Master! Well done, Ash!

...and the show subsequently ends. No more new Pokemon episodes to watch.

I wish that I would practice drawing more often.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #1661 on:** July 07, 2019, 05:43:28 PM

Too bad that'll never actually happen. Ash hasn't even won anything at all except for the Orange League. Even when he finally wins a Pokemon tournament and becomes champion for a specific region, he still has a long way to go before he even qualifies as a "Pokemon Master."

Granted. You practice drawing more often...on tables and the walls of buildings. You get arrested for vandalizing property and serve a 3 month sentence. While in prison, you snuggle in a couple of pencils and continue drawing on the walls of the prison. Other inmates love your drawings and admire your talent. After serving your time, they request art from you and pay you huge amounts of money for it. As a result, you're now rich.

Nice! Despite the wish being corrupted, it still ended on a happy note!

I wish Opposite Day was today!

StardustSoldier · **Reply #1662 on:** July 12, 2019, 02:02:35 PM

Granted. Opposite Day has begun. Meaning that today, you make a bad wish which is turned into a good thing.

I'll let you go first...

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #1663 on:** July 12, 2019, 02:10:57 PM

Alrighty...

I wish all the stars in the universe exploded at once!

StardustSoldier · **Reply #1664 on:** July 13, 2019, 04:18:28 PM

Granted. All the stars in the universe explode at once... and are subsequently replaced with new, better stars that will last longer than ever before.

...okay, that was kinda lame, but after sitting here for several minutes it was the best I could think of. You sure do like making tough scenarios for me, don't you?

I wish I knew more people who are Star Wars fans like I am.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1665 on:** July 13, 2019, 04:46:42 PM

Granted! You find the most toxic of toxic fans and are disgusted by them so much that you choose not to associate with any Star Wars fans, period.

I wish I had a better work schedule.

Bertie12 · **Reply #1666 on:** July 14, 2019, 02:25:23 PM

Opposite Day has ended...soooo...

Granted! But you get fired the next day for making illegal wishes.

I wish we finally knew what all the raptor species in LBT were supposed to be...

UnionRags123 · **Reply #1667 on:** July 14, 2019, 02:34:32 PM

We get told what the species are...but not who was what

(We didn’t actually

)

I wish that there’d be a 2nd season to the TV series (LBT)

Bertie12 · **Reply #1668 on:** July 14, 2019, 02:41:50 PM

Quote from: UnionRags123 on July 14, 2019, 02:34:32 PM

We get told what the species are...but not who was what
(We didn’t actually )

I wish that there’d be a 2nd season to the TV series (LBT)

Granted! But it sucks! And Red Claw is identified as a Diplodocus!

I wish a Land Before Time encyclopaedia was made (I like finding out species)

UnionRags123 · **Reply #1669 on:** July 14, 2019, 02:59:48 PM

Quote from: Bertie12 on July 14, 2019, 02:41:50 PM

Quote from: UnionRags123 on July 14, 2019, 02:34:32 PM
We get told what the species are...but not who was what
(We didn’t actually )

I wish that there’d be a 2nd season to the TV series (LBT)

Granted! But it sucks! And Red Claw is identified as a Diplodocus!

I wish a Land Before Time encyclopaedia was made (I like finding out species)

(Noooo Red Claw would disgrace the Diplodocuses - or whatever the plural is lol)
(Would Screech and Thud become Tinysauruses?)

As for the encyclopedia...it gets made...but never shared

I wish the Original Sharptooth would come back...

StardustSoldier · **Reply #1670 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:13:05 PM

Quote from: pokeplayer984 on July 13, 2019, 04:46:42 PM

Granted! You find the most toxic of toxic fans and are disgusted by them so much that you choose not to associate with any Star Wars fans, period.

Hah, that's actually not too far off from some of the experiences I've had in the past.

Granted. The Original Sharptooth returns and becomes the main antagonist of the 3rd season of the TV series. Alas, that too ends up being of inferior quality.

I wish I was a wise, powerful, noble Jedi Master.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #1671 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:52:01 PM

Granted. But Darth Vader is your father.

Your Reaction: No, that's not true! That's impossible!

I honestly didn't really have any ideas for corrupting that wish.

I wish Mo would appear again in a future movie or TV series.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #1672 on:** July 14, 2019, 04:57:32 PM

It's okay. I was a bit stumped earlier when it came to your Opposite Day wish.

Granted. A couple years down the road, Universal releases The Land Before Time XV: Return to Big Water, which again features Mo in a prominent role. Unfortunately, Mo turns out to be your father.

More generally, I'm curious to see what you'll think of the ninth film when you end up seeing it.

I wish I could have unlimited coupons for free hot dogs.

UnionRags123 · **Reply #1673 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:44:32 PM

You get the unlimited coupons...but they’re always expired

I wish that there would be a remake of X...but with all the longnecks

Well all the longnecks except Mama Longneck...

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #1674 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:37:37 PM

Granted. But in that remake of LBT X, the longnecks take over the Great Valley and kills everyone that refuses to leave. Also, the segregation of species has returned again due to this, and Littlefoot is exiled from the valley for being friends with other kinds. Shunned by his own family, he can only look forward to spending time with the first ever friends he made since he first searched for the Great Valley.

I wish I could meet Mo at the ocean in real life.

Bertie12 · **Reply #1675 on:** July 15, 2019, 08:02:00 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on July 14, 2019, 09:37:37 PM

Granted. But in that remake of LBT X, the longnecks take over the Great Valley and kills everyone that refuses to leave. Also, the segregation of species has returned again due to this, and Littlefoot is exiled from the valley for being friends with other kinds. Shunned by his own family, he can only look forward to spending time with the first ever friends he made since he first searched for the Great Valley.

I wish I could meet Mo at the ocean in real life.

With him is the Liopluerodon, which eats him before you can get a good look at him.

I wish Disney’s the Jungle Book can become more popular than Frozen.

UnionRags123 · **Reply #1676 on:** July 15, 2019, 02:18:59 PM

It becomes more popular...but then gets crushed in popularity by Frozen 2

To be honest I wish that another “good” character would die in the LBT...so that Mama Longneck wouldn’t be lonely

(it seems like only Sharpteeth defeated by the Gang die...)

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #1677 on:** July 15, 2019, 08:46:39 PM

Granted. Being the most obvious choice here, Littlefoot is another "good" character that would die in LBT. He gets to reunite with his mother in the Great Beyond, so that's good news for him. However, his other six friends are depressed and enraged at his sudden disappearance. Without him, their adventures will never be the same. One day, they decided to end their suffering once and for all by feeding themselves to the sharpteeth. This, of course sends them to the Great Beyond as well, and the Gang of Seven is reunited once again. As expected in the real world, the parents are mourning over their deaths, blaming themselves for such a failure. With the main cast officially dead, the LBT series ends.

...Or does it?

Stay tuned for...The Land Before Time XXX: Journey In The Afterlife

I wish Chomper's Parents would make another appearance in a future movie or TV episode!

UnionRags123 · **Reply #1678 on:** July 15, 2019, 09:25:20 PM

They make another appearance...but it’s in a flashback

I wish there’d be an “epic” battle between all the Longnecks in the franchise and all the Sharpteeth in the franchise

Bertie12 · **Reply #1679 on:** July 16, 2019, 07:16:12 AM

Quote from: UnionRags123 on July 15, 2019, 09:25:20 PM

They make another appearance...but it’s in a flashback

I wish there’d be an “epic” battle between all the Longnecks in the franchise and all the Sharpteeth in the franchise

The battle is epic, but it ends with a Rainbowface named Willy Wonka charging in with a laser and frying all the Sharpteeth in the area, before breaking the fourth wall and making the cringiest joke possible.

I wish people liked Wild Arms better.