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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted but know you become board way too easy.

I wish I could take over time and space.


Lain_EX

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Granted, but Dialga (a PokÈmon who controls time) and Palkia (a PokÈmon who controls space) get mad at you for usurping them.

I wish I had a Celebi.


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Granted, here is your piece of celery. XD



I wish I could climb walls.


Lain_EX

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Granted. A gross sticky fluid comes out of your hands. XD

I wish for an iPod.


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Granted but the cops are after you after finding out you stole the Ipod from the store.

I wish I had a better paying job.


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Granted, one job at a fast food joint coming up.



I wish I could paint like Bob Ross


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Granted, but you copy his style perfectly and even make the same things he makes. So you get sued by him for copying his work. XD


I wish I was rich.


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granted but all your money is counterfiet and you can't buy anything.

I wish i had my drivers licence.


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but it ends up having the wrong picture on it. XD



I wish I could ride a surf board.


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Granted but while you're surfing a shark come up and takes a bite out of your surfboard causing you to wipe out.

I wish I knew MR T, Chuck Norris, and Kiefer Sutherland so I could pwn playing halo online.


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Granted, but the game blows up from the sheer power and awesomness.



I wish for a Deoxys


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but it's only an action figure version. XD


I wish for my own mansion.


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Granted but your taxes is so high you have to sell your computer just to stay in the house.

I wish i had a vintage P-51D mustang fully restored to flying condition.


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Granted, but it has no motor or any wires in it.



I wish my car was working again. (Seriously, it broke on me the other day)


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Granted, bus as soon as it's fixed, it breaks again. (well, I don't know about mechanics)

I wish I had Ash's Larvitar (he looks cute!)


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but it body slams you into submission. XD


I wish I was a Yoshi.


Lain_EX

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Granted. Now everyone hates you 'cause you ate all of their food.

I wish I was a Dragonite.


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Granted...you become a McDonald's promotion Dragonite toy where a button makes you wings flap up and down

I wish I could meet a video game character for real


Lain_EX

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Granted. You meet Nemesis from Residen Evil 3.

I wish for a karaoke box.


KingdomKey23

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Granted, but it can only play one song on it, and that's the "I Love You" song. XD



I wish animals could talk.