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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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pokeplayer984

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Granted!  Now everyone around the world stops using vechiles in fear that it might be a robot in disguise, but on the bright side, everyone's walking to work, so the world's alot healthier.  Congradulations on getting something good to come out of the wish. :)

I wish bad games didn't have the problems that AVGN keeps pointing out.


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Booyah! First corrupted wish to have a positive effect! :D

Anyway on to business...

Granted...AVGN doesn't point out bad games' faults so they now mass populate the shelves leading to the collapse of the Video Game industry due to players no longer buying them

I wish my favourite band would play a personal concert for me complete with security


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A terrorist group decides to blow up the White House while George W. Bush is showering. The attack could have been avoided if your favorite band played for the members of the terrorist group that planted toe bomb. Well, now we have a second wish that did the world some good.

I wish the cake WAS a lie.


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Granted. All the cakes in the world dissapeared.

I wish for a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.


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It is a hacked copy. Instead of being any character you want, you have to write the code for any character you want to play as, as well as the field.

I wish for chocolate cake.


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Granted...but the cake has been sitting out in the sun all day and has melted into an inedible glob

I wish for a 50" Plasma TV


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Granted... but Land Before Time refuses to play on it!

I wish I had the strength of will to get up earlier in the morings, so I don't have to do daily last-minute findings of school books and getting homework done.


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granted but you miss the bus and get to school late.

I wish I had a guard velicoraptor.


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Granted, but when your best friend comes to visit it eats him.  Same deal when your family comes home.

I wish a certain LBT story would stop plaguing my mind.


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Granted...everything LBT has been erased from history entirely (uff...that's a scary thought  :( )

I wish I could go on holiday somewhere nice


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The place is nice. For polar bears. You are in the Arctic Circle.

I wish for a Member Award.

By the way, littlefoot1616, please, NEVER SAY THAT SENTENCE AGAIN! I am going to have nightmares over the thought of no more LBT.


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Granted you get the 'BANNED FOR LIFE AWARD!'

I wish I could breath fire.


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You can. You sadly have to have your organs rearranged. You explode from something involving combustible gases.

I wish that it was April 20th, 2008.


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Granted but now you are stuck in that same day for the rest of your life.

I wish I was one of the artist for Star wars


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You are. You are the only artist for Star Wars. You have sucky art.

I wish for happiness for the world. And myself.


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Granted but now eveyone is so happy it drives you insane.

I wish I was a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger!


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You are. However, you get killed by falling into a pit of lava for no explained reason.

I wish I was happy. And insane.


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Granted!  Now here come the cops to take you away and so that you're not a menace to society anymore.

I wish I didn't have a dentist appointment today.


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Granted...you have a doctor's appointment instead and you have to have a stupid amount of shots. Oh, did I mention the doctor's name was Hannibal Lecter?

I wish I could talk to animals


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You can. However, you can't understand what they say. Therefore, your friends and family put you in a mental hospital because they think that you are insane. This is all because you wanted to talk to animals.

I wish for a higher-resolution screen.

By the way, nice backfiring, Littlefoot1616.