The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #700 on:** March 27, 2008, 09:03:39 AM

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By the way, nice backfiring, Littlefoot1616

^-- PMSL...smart arse!

Granted...your pixel count goes up by 1

I wish for a shiny disco ball

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #701 on:** March 27, 2008, 10:44:44 AM

Granted, but it's so shiny that it blinds anyone within a one mile radius.

I wish for full control of the Universal company.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #702 on:** March 27, 2008, 10:53:44 AM

Wish granted. However, you are such a bad CEO that the board of directors decides to fire you. Yes, the board has that power.

I wish for a USB flash drive that is greater than 256 MB.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #703 on:** April 01, 2008, 02:03:08 AM

Granted, but the moment you use it a virus is put into your computer and it deletes everything.

I wish the notice we recently got was an early April Fools joke.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #704 on:** April 01, 2008, 03:03:20 PM

It was. However, the next day, you get the message again. Except this time it is not a joke.

I wish for more iTunes money.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #705 on:** April 01, 2008, 10:44:17 PM

Granted....all your savings and every penny you ever earn from now will solely be iTunes money. Good luck grocery shopping

I wish I could be a champion athlete

Flathead770 · **Reply #706 on:** April 02, 2008, 01:00:50 AM

granted...until you were tested positive for steroids.

I wish i never had to do homework.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #707 on:** April 02, 2008, 06:42:26 AM

Granted...in order to eliminate homework, you now have a 15hr school day, 7 days a week

I wish I could write a successful novel

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #708 on:** April 02, 2008, 02:33:14 PM

It is. However, before it hits the shelves, the publishing company files bankruptcy. Your novel came one day too late.

I wish for more time to work on my stats project.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #709 on:** April 02, 2008, 03:51:26 PM

Granted but you have 2 minutes to do it.

I wish I had a TIE Intercepter.

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #710 on:** April 02, 2008, 04:49:59 PM

Granted. But now you have to fight off the Death star by your self!

I wish I had the force.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #711 on:** April 02, 2008, 04:52:56 PM

granted but you force choke everyone you talk to.

I wish I had a 67 ford mustang.

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #712 on:** April 02, 2008, 04:57:04 PM

Granted, but the engine catches fire.

I wish I could pay my college tuition bills

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #713 on:** April 03, 2008, 09:39:44 AM

Granted...but now you have no money for anything else

(That's normally not too far from the truth, come to think of it

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I wish for a new, top of the range computer (that also not being too far from actuality :^.^: )

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #714 on:** April 03, 2008, 07:27:49 PM

It is. It was top of the range back in the 1940s. You now have a computer that is the size of a large room. Good luck using it.

I wish for cookies laced with arsenic.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #715 on:** April 04, 2008, 11:09:23 PM

Granted...but you quickly become arrested for possession of a dangerous substance

I wish for a pay rise

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #716 on:** April 05, 2008, 09:10:17 AM

Your pay rises, but so does inflation rates, making your pay worth the same as it was in the past.

I wish for gorillas.

Lillefot · **Reply #717 on:** April 05, 2008, 09:15:07 AM

Granted, but maybe you should've wished for a cage for them first!

I wish for a drivers licence!

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #718 on:** April 05, 2008, 11:49:01 AM

Granted but it gets suspended

I wish for a ME-262

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #719 on:** April 05, 2008, 02:22:22 PM

You do, but it was confiscated and you were arrested because it was stolen from a museum.

I wish for a lack of life in the idiots at my school.