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The Corrupt a Wish Game.

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Granted but now your school is full of preps

I wish I had a podracer.


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It crashes, and you die.

I wish for ashfhasofas.


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Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish I knew the legendary Ace Combat character Mobius 1


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Granted. However, once you got to know this Mˆbius 1, you wished he was dead.

I wish I was sleeping, but still alive.


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granted but everyone thinks your in a unconces and you're rushed to the hospital.

I wish I had my own droid army.



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Granted. However, you forgot that Jedi can defeat droid armies, and an army of Jedi come and defeat your army and kill you.

I wish for acceptance to every college I apply to.


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Granted but the name of the collage is jedi cal and the empire comes and destroys it and you're turned to the darkside which doesn't give the candy it promised you.

I wish for a Aroura spy plane.


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It explodes. You didn't check the fuel lines.

I wish for the cookies that the Dark Side promised.


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Granted but the Cookies are burnt to resemble the Dark Side.

I wish for a Superman Costume. :lol


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You do. However, Lex Luthor comes and kills you because you are not invulnerable.

I wish that the next wish I make isn't corrupted in any way.


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Since this is the corrupt a wish game your wish has been rejected. Have a nice day!

I wish I had a brog cube.


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Granted. However, it grows arms, legs, and gains fighting knowledge in order to pound you into a pulp for denying me my wish. Maybe next time you shouldn't deny wishes.

I wish that that my whiteboard was bigger.


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Granted, but your room's too small. Your walls broke.

I wish I could fly!

Do well. Live well. And dress very well.


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Granted but you get sucked into a jet engine

I wish I had a red bull.


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Granted, you get wings, you fly, and crash into an aircraft.

I wish for climbing the CN Tower.
Do well. Live well. And dress very well.


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Granted but you get struck by lighting and fall.

I wish I got to know Catharine Janeway!


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Granted but you're in a borg cube that she blows up.

I wish I had  R2-D2


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Granted but he malfunctions and shuts down.

I wish i had heat Vision.


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Granted but it fails to detect the gaint laser beam aim at you.

I wish I had a vintage ME-109 painted jet black.


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Granted but it has no working parts and can't move.

I wish I shoot fire from my nose!