The Corrupt a Wish Game.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #740 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:28:50 PM

Granted but you light yourself on fire.

I wish I could go to time of the dinosaurs with a swordfish biplane

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #741 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:42:17 PM

Granted, but the giant meteor that ends them hits you and you get taken down with the dinosaurs.

I wish for a certian thought to stop bothering me.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #742 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:43:17 PM

Granted but something entirly different is bothering you now.

I wish I had a G-suit

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #743 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:53:39 PM

Granted. However, the "G" actually meant "gasping," and you can't stop gasping when wearing it.

I wish that my power level is over 9000!

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #744 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:56:27 PM

Granted but your power overloads.

I wish i was 21.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #745 on:** April 10, 2008, 08:01:03 PM

You are. However, you get so drunk that your liver starts to deteriorate. Therefore, you die. Maybe next time you won't drink so much.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #746 on:** April 10, 2008, 08:02:53 PM

Granted but it was poisned by an anyomous person.

I wish for a F-150.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #747 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:16:27 PM

It turns out to be an extremely expensive model that you have to pay for. It also gets 1 mile per gallon, and since it only has a 5 gallon tank, you can only go 5 miles in it before having to refuel.

I wish for a TV that actually works.

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #748 on:** April 15, 2008, 12:02:18 AM

Granted, but all you get is one fuzzy and incoherent channel.

I wish I could fight Chuck Norris and live!

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #749 on:** April 15, 2008, 12:08:23 AM

Granted but you live in pain and agony for the rest of you life

I wish I could fight yellow squadron and live.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #750 on:** April 15, 2008, 12:11:30 AM

Granted but it takes all your missiles and bullets and then all the bad guys from Ace Combat Zero ambush you and blow you up.

I wish I had my own private Big Daddy from Bioshock to beat up people who mess with me.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #751 on:** April 15, 2008, 12:14:13 AM

Granted but the Death star blows up the planet that they are on.

I wish I could fight Mobius 1 and live.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #752 on:** April 15, 2008, 07:36:33 PM

Granted. However, you get mortally wounded, and die twenty-four hours after you fight.

I wish I could fight Chuck Norris, Jesus, and an army of ninja and live.

pteranofan · **Reply #753 on:** April 15, 2008, 07:56:15 PM

Granted, but Chuck Norris kicks your *ahem* in two seconds, leaving you wounded so bad you wished you had died.

I wish for soft serve ice cream.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #754 on:** April 15, 2008, 07:58:10 PM

It is laced with arsenic and you die.

I wish I could see a debate on who is better: Jesus or Chuck Norris.

KingdomKey23 · **Reply #755 on:** April 15, 2008, 10:26:03 PM

Granted. The debate is settled over both Jesus and Chuck Norris having a contest to see who can kick you the farthest.

Okay, let's try to steer away from Chuck Norris for right now.

I wish the button delay for the online feature in Super Smash Brothers Brawl would go away.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #756 on:** April 16, 2008, 11:45:21 PM

Granted but now the rest of your games have thatdreaded delay button.

I wish I had the death star

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #757 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:20:09 AM

Granted...your new star will die in 3 days causing a black hole that will eventually destroy the galaxy

I wish for my own pet Yoshi

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #758 on:** April 17, 2008, 11:40:38 AM

Granted but Mario steals him

I wish I had an X-Wing

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #759 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:12:02 PM

You do, but it is only a model. Adding on, the model is made and filled with plastic explosives, and one day you decide to do a little bit of welding right above the model, and one of the sparks hits the model. The explosion is big enough to kill you, but slowly and painfully. Also, there is no way surgery could help you, so you will die painfully and slowly.

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