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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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"It's called poker. We'll teach you how to play." One of the miners gulped down a glass of water.

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Mr. Bigmouth had gotten a flash drive from the technicians containing all the data they were able to recover. He templed his hands as he read the information on the console. A few garbled sentences were recovered from the message media: "Chong...to Weyard...seeking..."; "Some workers...cooperating with him..."; "...Ph...nix on T...Weyard."

Stripetail's books nor the starcharts mentioned such a location. Luckily, the travel logs were mostly intact and it showed that the message pod had been launched both recently and relatively close.

Mr. Bigmouth then sent a superluminal transmission to Briggins. "Briggins, this is Bigmouth. I request information on a location known only as 'Weyard'. Bigmouth out."

He then cut the transmission and sighed. At the distance they were from Earth, it might take Briggins at least a week to get the transmission and then four days for the response to reach him (the Earth-based transmitter that Briggins would be using was far more powerful than the one aboard the Spire of Winter).

Seeing as the delay could let Chong escape, he decided to let Stripetail know what he had found out. He pressed the transmit button on the console and spoke into the microphone.

"Stripetail, this is Bigmouth. I have analyzed the contents of the message pod. It appears that the message pod was sent quite recently. The time and travel stamps show that it was launched between one and two weeks ago and very close -- less than a light-year away. In fact, looking at the travel logs, I dare say that it was launched while the ship is in the same system as we are.

"That said, the contents of the message media are badly damaged and only some fragments could be recovered. I have analyzed the fragments and deduced that Chong had been heading to a planet called Weyard searching for something -- what that is, I do not know. In addition, some of the Phoenix's crew seem to be cooperating with Chong. Finally, the ship appears to be on Weyard. As to its location, all that I know is that the name of the location starts with a 'T'

"In addition, I have sent a superluminal transmission to Briggins for more information on Weyard as your books nor the good captain's starcharts mention such a place. However, it will take almost two weeks to receive a reply from Briggins."

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the universe is full of worlds and planets Bigmouth ' Stripetail replied ' even in my lengthy existence i have only visited a small fraction of all there is to see. Chong presumably wants something on Weyard to  either protect himself from us,or harm us. or even both. if we weren;t having to compete in the sumo tournament for supplies, we could try and track down this planet, unfortunately. it is likely we will be here for at least a few weeks, longer, if our team does well. thats the problem with being hard up for supplies and parts. i'll go look through my records and see if i can find anything..
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 sly managed to elude the cops and reach the hideout safely he shut door behind him and tossed the stolen loot to bentley ' see how much you can get for this ' he said, sinkiing into a chair.
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"Easily around 2000 from ThiefNet," Bentley explained, examining the loot. "Sounds like the Panda King and Jing will also be joining the tournament, so we'll have a second source of income depending on how they do."

"Let's get ice cream," Oliver smiled.

Rabbit and Fox were relaxing in one of the park's many lazy rivers.


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"ooh, sounds interesting, is it hard to learn?" Spike asked interested in learning a new game.

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Sara smiled, "it sure did." She said smiling to Korin.  "Like old times." She said.

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Jason and Guilmon stepped from Jason's tardis outside.  "Ah, glad that business is finished and we can get back here." He said.

"Yea, messy business." Guilmon said laughing at his own joke.  

"yea, well that's behind us, let's go out and see what's been going on since we've been gone." Jason said.


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Come on> lets go join Samia and Dulcy. they said they were playing golf of some sort. and i 'd like to have some fun before everything gts to be about the tournament, or that film your robot friend is making. or we could try something ekse since we;re not competing... hmm. i did see a sort of race track on one of my flights..' korin said before giving sara a parting kiss on the lips her red lips locking with saras.' now come on ' last to the golf course buys dinner.' she smirked as she took flight.
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 gill grunt, held onto hex as she drove rapidy througgh the desert kicking up a large dust cloud in her wake. ' master eon sent us to help you Spyro and cynder. seems you guys have been dragged into a little bet between this Ozai person and that squirrel wizard. course he helped us find those old ships so we'll do him a solid back.' Hex said ' so Eons got a bet to throw ozais way too. he'll bet our racers can beat the seers or his racers , in a cup race.. winning world gets bragging rights fior a year.
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 OZai was currently reading a letter from Eon and his face wrinkled in a smile ' ho ho, so not only do i have a bet with Stripetail, but with Master eon too? excellent. yes, i'll accept the wager.  there will be a Ozai cup of 16 races, winner gets 10 points 2nd place gets 7, third gets 4. maximum of 160 possible,, figure 100 or so will be needed to win. first race will be in 2 days time, 2 riders per device.' Ozai looked at his reflection in a long mirror, the wrinkles on his face narrowed in thought."Iago? Thundra? go through the portal to Skylands and meet with master Eon.."
- Dulcy and samia headed to the last hole. Samia frowned, she was now 1 behind dulcy, the last hole had  curves  and 3 water hazards on each size and was a par 4.
_ 2000? great. we'll have to find capers to pull off here. as clockwerk robbed of our most of our muscle and earnings. we'll have to start off from scratch" sly said as he took a seat.
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 having fun' Arlene asked oliver as she  dixie tigress and agumina  continued exploring the  theme park. there was ozai toss. ozaibasetball.  ozai cups, and many more  rides ' hetyy! I wanna go in the ozai cups Flash said pointing to a rowa of gfast moving, fast twirling cups. ' looks like a tilt of whirl kinda ride, or as lots of teens used to call i ' the tilt until you hurl' ride' Dixie said ' Hurl? Tigress looked at her " you throw up, puke.. the kinda stuff you did at the hotel.. ' " good thing i ate awhile ago, stomach is empty the purple wolfess smirked
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Sara nodded smiling, "That sounds like it could be fun.  I've not done any sort of golf in ages." She said returning Korin's kiss before she set off to fly with Korin to the golf corse.

"I do wonder what sort of golf they are doing.  There are many types." She said.


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"Cmon Kovu, let's go see if there's a Tunnel of Love," Kiara purred.

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"Yes, your majesty," Thundra and Iago nodded, flying off to get to the portals back to the Skylands to accept the bet.


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"Not too hard," the miner said with a grin as he shuffled the cards. "But why don't we start with something a little simpler. It's a game called blackjack."

Another miner got up to go to the bathroom.

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Ms. Swimmer was engaged in a practice sumo bout with another superheavyweight. She grunted as she dug her heels against the massive Rhino.

"You can do this!" Doctor Kerzach shouted.

"Give it up!" the Rhino grunted as he tried to push Ms. Swimmer out of the ring.

"No." With a mighty roar, Ms. Swimmer slammed her open palm into her opponent's chest with such force that he actually staggered backwards. She then burst forward and gave her opponent a mighty shove.

The crowd held its breath as the Rhino teetered on one foot. And then the crowd went wild as he fell out of the arena.

Ms. Swimmer offered a handprint and her name to an eager child. Small presents of food and other items were given to her as was tradition.

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"Okay, keep 'em coming!" Captain Carson was at the Spire of Winter where a small convoy of food was being delivered.

She watched as a repulsorsled laden with daikon radishes hovered into the air and flew above a dune buggy pulling a cart filled with 55 gallon drums of roasted sesame seed oil.

Captain Carson pulled out her radio as she watched the convoy file into the great starship. She scowled as her PDA alerted her to the fact that two mana shipments and a metal shipment had gon missing. "Stripetail, this is Captain Carson. Two shipments of mana and a shipment of metal have gone missing. Can you spare some of your personnel to search for them?"

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"You tried your best, father," the Rhino's son said, going over to his defeated dad outside the ring, "You're still in the tournament, after all."

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certainly. i'll send Tiger abd Tigeress to assist in the search' Stripetail said.'
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 as dixie and tigress walked around, the girls watched a local mawashi family, in this case a raccoon family, with the father ordering his wife and young sons around ' come on, boys carry those mawashiis ' the father said.
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"Yes father," the young raccoons nodded, carrying their purchases from the nearby store.


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Spike nodded, "ok, if it's easier." he said looking interested.  He did want to have fun with The miners.  Though he did wonder what Twilight was up to, and Rarity also.  he was sure they were doing great wherever they were.  He guessed Twilight would be in a library, or something similar.

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"I'm hungry Joe, why don't we go get something to eat?" Gomanon asked, his stomach rumbling as he looked up at Joe, the both of them resting on the park bench.

"I think there's a cafe not to far from here." Joe said standing up.  he was sure here was.  He and Gomamon walked off towards the nearest cafe to get food for both of them.  it had been an eventful day for them both.  Though They were not tired like before.  Joe was glad they had stopped at the bench to sit for a while.


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you do know we have 18 more holes to go Samia said to Dulcy as dulcy looked over her putt. dulcys ball was a on a slope above the hole, while Samia was in a bunker. both were on their third shot.' still if i make it we're almost certainly tied, not bad considering i was 10 shots back at 1 point..'Dulcy said yeah you pulled some shots out of your tail, and .. well i missed some shots badly.Samia said' i'm farther away so i' go first"
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 korin reached the minigolf place first.
- actually i do have to start training for my matches. they start tomorrow after akll' Kovu said.
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Sara smiled, "Guess the dinner's on me then." She said.  "Since you won it's only fair that you get to pick the place we have dinner at." She smiled.

then she looked at where they had arrived, "nice looking place.  Very friendly, family and child friendly from the looks of it." She said looking around at what she could see.


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"Copy that. I'll be meeting them with an armed repulsorsled." Captain Carson headed up the ramp and was soon piloting a repulsorsled with a machine gun mounted on the bed. This machine gun did not require a gunner; it was controlled by the pilot via a head mounted display that looked remarkably like a pair of sunglasses.

The sled's engine whined as Captain Carson accelerated to Mawashi's amusement park where Stripetail had said Tiger and Tigress were meeting her.

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The miners had quickly taught Spike the basics of Blackjack and were about to start their first game.

One of the miners bought over bowls of potato chips and cups of water for the players.

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"Ouch." Deimos said as he watched Doctor Kerzach get quite literally thrown out of the ring. Unfortunately, he was thrown so hard that he missed the soft foam pads and landed on the packed dirt...which was unfortunately as hard as concrete.

Doctor Kerzach staggered to his feet and swore profusely as he saw his left arm dangling at an odd angle. With his good hand, he activated the radio on his belt.

"Stripetail, this is Kerzach, I'm heading to Ozai Sumo Medical Center. My arm and a few of my ribs are busted. Kerzach out." Ozai Sumo Medical Center was one of the most well renowned hospitals on Mawashi, specializing in Sumo medicine and nutrition.

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Understood. go get yourself patched up. remember you're not going to be facing just 1 match Kerzach, but at least 7. you'll need to win 4 at least to advance. Can't win with a broken arm, too obvious a weakness" stripetal replied._

 Tigeress ring glowed white as she and Dixie were walking along.' Tigress captain Carson has requested volunteers to go after some missing supplies, and i've volunteered you and tiger for the job.Stripetail said through the ring " dont worry, starting tomorrow you can spend as much time as you like with Dixie, as you'll be staying in her heya.."
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 alright Stripetail I'll head out to meet her. 'Tigeress out.' Tigeress said and the ring went dark ' Boss calls.' Tigeress sighed as she looked at dixie. ' part of what he pays you for' Dixie said. ' don;t worry, once you are done with the errand we can resume our wandering around town.i'll keep an eye on flash dont worry.she said.' be sure that you do. shes my daughter and you're her aunt. you're responsible for her.' Dixie smirked at her, Tigeress leaned in and kissed Dixie briefly on the lips then  turned and ran off to the entrance of the amusement park., where she found tiger waiting. ' good you're here' tiger said.' we're supposed to helping the captain with something or so the wizard said. flash is with Spyro and Cynder. they've agreed to help watch her for a bit.' Oh. i thought dixie was going to watch her. Nope, roped the dragons into sitting fir awhile.' you mean our teammates and not the Skylanders right?' yep out trusted hero dragon and his  girlfriend.' tiger said.
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Especially with big tournaments coming up and thus practices getting more intense for some really devoted sumos, the Ozai Medical Center was getting the most related to the sport injuries this time of year.

"State your name and type of injury," the rabbit receptionist requested of Kerzach.

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"Since Iago and Thundra already are gone to accept that wager on your behalf, Great Ozai," Gloria asked, "What did you summon Moto Moto and I for?"


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to prepare and wash my mawashi ozai said , and you give me the list of bcompetitors in the superheavyweight division."
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 lets go shopping for your mawashi dear kiara ' Kovu said with a smile ' whjat color do you.. no never mind i know what color you want. Brown, to match your eyes. have you picked out who you will be stying wuth.. nope i know.. vitani. keep it a family affair, am i right? hpefully you'll do well, the seer is counting on us' Kovu added as he and his mate walked through a store full of mawashis.. he stopped at a training dummy with hold positions written on it.
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  the panda king was  beginning his training regime,  using his girth and strength to plow into the training dummy he had bought. his paws moved rapidly, glowing with energy and purpose.
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"That's the combat style I've seen you use before, father," Jing complimented, the female panda began her training on dummies as well.

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"And you're always one for black, right?" Kiara grinned as she saw Kovu began to test out some moves.

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"Here it is, your greatness," Moto Moto bowed, handing it to Ozai, "Both the men's and women's superheavyweight lists".


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"This game is pretty easy." Spike said as he was playing the game with the miners and enjoying himself.  

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"Shall we get started?"" Sara asked looking at Korin.  "This is something I've not indulged in in a while." Sara said.