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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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"Yuri Kerzach. Broken left arm and ribs."

Doctor Kerzach winced as he sat down on the chair, which was oversized for him.

"Let me guess, you tried to wrestle above your weight?" A teen Panda with two black eyes, some missing teeth and a bruised face turned to Doctor Kerzach.

The Cassowary shamefully nodded.

The teen nodded sympathetically. "It happens. I tried doing the adult leagues because I thought I was outgrowing the junior leagues. And well...you can see how it went."

Doctor Kerzach felt a small hint of irritation rise. "I'm actually an adult. I'm an off-world competitor."

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"Assistance will be right on the way," the receptionist nodded, "Paging Dr. Katsuki."

Dr. Katsuki was a tiger sumo doctor who was skilled in the art of medicine and treatment. "Here's the patient's information," the receptionist told the tiger, handing him the details on Dr Kerzach


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sure thing' kotin said taking out a pink ball. ' what color ball did you pick? she asked as she took the scorecard, and headed towards the first hole,the card had 36 holes listed on it.
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 dulcy and samia were on the 20th hole. both girls had made their putts on the 18th and samia had pulled level on the 19th. currently they were  puuting towards a large golden figure of ozai sitting in a perched position
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 dixie was handed a flyer by a courier ' female lightweight division, held at silver wing arena'.
- kopa was given a similar flyer as was kovu with the exception that they were directed to Blue Front Arena.' the letters contained a map, and it soon became evident that they would have to sumo in many dfferent places, all over Mawashi if they wanted to win, or at least do well enough to leave the planet with the supplies they needed.
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"The best of luck to you, my husband," Kiara smiled, nuzzling Kovu.

"You ready to come back to our house?" Shoukichi asked Stripetail.


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Sara looked at the options, "hmm, maybe this orange one. It's nice and bright and easy to see." She said as she picked up a bright orange ball.  "yes, this color." She said.  She took a scorecard and headed to the first hole slightly behind Korin.  "I'm sure we'll both have fun." She said.


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bring me food " Kovu said  to kiara "as much as you can carry." the tone in his voice was of a very strong suggestion ' saying 'no' was not really an option.' in the meantime i'll get to work on my sumo postures, well as best i can. they dont have quadruped training dummies here."
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 lead the way" stripetail said, with a smile, following the ciouple down the road.
_ hex reached Young Spyro and Cynddeer-S. hey guys. so i hear you guys are busy helping that wizard fella' Hex smirked ' yeah, we are. we're seeing the cosmos Hex. Its so much bigger than Skylands' Cynder replied.
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"Yes, my dear," Kiara purred romantically, going to get several bowls filled with Kovu's favorite meats.

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"You seem very determined in your training," Jing noted to her father.


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Sara look over what she and Korin had.  "looks like we're good to go.  I wonder if we can catch up to Dulcy or Samia. I think you'd like them." Sara said thinking of Dulcy and Samia and what she knew of them.  "I'm glad each hole isn't as far distance as regular golf." She said.  



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The repulsorsled stopped inside a swamp. This was the infamous Hiroyuki Swamp. The air was thick with the stench of stagnant water. Twisted tree roots rose from murky pools.

Captain Carson deftly piloted the sled towards a broken tree. To her consternation, the remains of a repulsorsled lay against the tree. Shards of mana crystals and pools of liquid mana glittered like gems in the dim light.

"This is not good," she muttered. She grabbed her rifle from the arms locker in the sled and dismounted.

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A horn sounded in the Silver Wing Arena as an announcer stepped up to the stand. "Attention all competitors, Captain Sharon Carson has been disqualified for cheating on the weigh-in."

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well, whoever took the stuff was a lousy driver' tiger said , both his ring and rtgress' glowing in reaction to the magic from the crystals and mana pools ' so how do we gather this stuff up Captain?' tigress asked through her helmet.
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 carsons dq meant all the other competitors got an extra win. fortunately the penalty for being disqualified was only 1000 mawashii dollars.
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 so tell me about them. what are they like? Korin asked as she began play.
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Jing could see her father was determined in his training for the upcoming tournament.

Rabbit and Fox were sampling some of the local cuisine. "All of this is just meant for one person? Even Shere Khan does not consume this much food at his royal feasts!"


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"There should be a vacuum in the back of the sled. Use it to suck up the mana and we'll sort it out back at the starship." Captain Carson didn't bother looking for survivors as she knew these were drone barges.

She retrieved a plasma pole cutter and ignited the glowing pink blade. Sparks flew as she began dismantling the wrecked drone barge.

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"Well They are both dragonesses, young adults really.  Inexperienced in many areas, very nice.  I think you'd like them.  Dulcy wears a nose ring." Sara said, not sure all what to say to Korin about them.  "not sure what else to say.  I hope we catch up to them, I'm sure we'll all be good friends, or maybe more." She said smiling a bit.

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Joe and Gamamon were eating at a cafe as they watched a sumo match on the tv.  

"That seems to be the main thing to watch here." Joe said between bites of his burger.

"yea, so many channels and nearly all of them are either sumo matches, the history of sumo, or of this or that sumo person.  The whole planet must really love sumo.  Almost as much as kids do getting out of homework." Gomamon said before eating his food.


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"We have your mawashi washed, your majesty," Gloria told Ozai.

Kiara was preparing for the tournament, studying sumo moves.


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tigrgress and tiger used the vacuum to suck up the glowing mana, and working together they managed to clean things up in a about 10 minutes..- it was then Thundra flew up to them and dropped a glowing roll of paper in front of them ' the master issues a racing challenge to you' she said  with a smile. ' meet him on the ozai mountain course for the first race of the Ozai cup! you will be racing  as team Seer, against Team Skylands and Team Ozai. 16 races in all. most points wins."
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 Just one problem. We're quadripeds' Tiger said raising a claw." you use magic to drive ' the bird replied, as she turnmed and flew off. Tiger sighed and turned to Tigress " better get back and tell the wizard."
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 They sound like nice girls ' Korin said as she started play ' i dont think we;ll catch them if they've started already. you can go first sara.
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"They are." Sara said nodding and smiling.  she looked at her ball then placed it to get ready to get started.  "maybe we'll catch up to them later or meet up or run into them later on sometime." Sara said as she got started with hitting her ball.


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(Mawashi)

Captain Carson's uniform had a strength enhancing electroactive weave and support struts so she was able to load the dismantled drone barge onto the repulsorsled with minimal difficulty.

She looked at the note Tiger and Tigeress had. "So...we're on one team?"

The Human looked at the repulsorsled she was currently standing on and smiled. "I wonder if we can choose our own vehicles...but you're right; we should probably get to Stripetail. Buckle up!"

Captain Carson jumped in the driver's seat and strapped herself in. The sled's engines warmed up and shot off into an opening where sunlight peeked through the canopy of trees.

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(Weyard)

Chong's radio beeped. "Great news sir! Our studies on liquid zol have greatly paid off! By magically infusing it before melting it and using specially shaped nozzles, we can rapidly produce floating platforms that are capable of supporting weaponry, engines and armor."

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Most of Team Ozai was consisting of sumos who worked in Ozai's palace.

"We will win this in your name, mighty Ozai," Temutai, a buffalo promised.


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I think so.. i'm guessing vehicles will be provided for us ' Tiger said as they sped along on the sled ' since most of our team is too small to compete in the games we'll do the racing instead." ' well I'm staying With dixie while she sumos>'
 Has she ever sumoed before?' Tiger replied ' er.. no' Tigress admitted " then shes probably going to be stomped ' Tiger said. Gruffly ' At least  you'll never see me embarrass myself like that.." " its what they do here " Tigress replied.
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 the two spyros were chattring at the walked down the street " ever led a group into battle? Young spyro  asked " No " old spyro replied " our world.. doesnt have as many creatures on it as you have in Skylands ' Yound Spyro smirked " need to work on your leadership skill then " Well I'm on a team, just that I;m not the leader of it..
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 Chong smiled " show me this  zol in action. in could be useful for quick escapes.."


 i'm sure you will Temutai ' ozai said as  the vehicles appeared. ' sulom, renee and ghursa, go with him. he said to the others
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The 3 in question were a warthog, cheetah, and rhino respectively.

"Yes your highness," Temutai and  Ghursa nodded.

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"Is there anything else you'd like Kiyo and I to show ya?" Shoukichi asked Stripetail.