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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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some fish ' eris shrugged ' i'm an eagle after all. ' i'll get a steak 'laval said 'possibly order something to go foe li'ella, if eris hasnt already gotten her something.. ' i'll get her something. perhaps you can get her sonmething to drink.. that way we can both get het something."
_ i'm hanging in there ' nick said ' what WAS that thing? i've never seen anything like it.. ot was some kind of spiriot or demon..
 al the tvs in mawashii were turned to the same channel - the sumo channel ' a fox and basdger were running down the various contestants as  shoukirchi appeared on the screen to flip the groups vanna white style ' scooby was paired with a hare, a fox, unicorn, hippo anmd  bear. dixie had similar opponents, the great danes looked at each other,' i think we can make it out of round 1.' Dixie said.
 tigress flash  Kitty and arlene had ' sumo assistant' uniforms on,  flash was enjoying the view from atop Tigrss shoulder ' Go Aunt Dixie Beat some big hippo butt!' she called out. Com on uncle Scooby!'
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 arlene was drawing some of the nearby  sumos in a sketch book. Kitty was cheering on tiger and dixie.
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Mr. Bigmouth nodded. "Well, whatever it was, we have video footage of it. Hopefully, Stripetail will be able to identify it." He then lifted his messenger bag out from the sled.  The laborers with them were beginning to unload the the three salvaged engines.

The Saurolophus took off his powered exoskeleton, gas mask and undersuit. "Anyways, if you got anything for me to look through, I'll be in the science bay."

He turned around and made his way to the aforementioned location.

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Ms. Swimmer watched as who she was paired up with. Her first opponent was an African Elephant. Then in order: a Bison, a Water Buffalo, a Hippopotamus and finally, another Saurolophus. She took a breath to calm down.

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"Good luck Vitani," Kiara told her sister in law. Kiara was going against a giraffe, a human, a leopard, a baboon, and more.

"This first round will be easy for me," Jing King smirked confidently to herself, "As my father's first round will be for him, no doubt."

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"Sneed squash all," the bear bragged in the superheavweight male's division.


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Junior skid into the hanger, throwing exact change into the face of the guard and running right down to his familiar half-egg shaped Clown Car. Like always, the car looked happy to see him, and started itself up just as he jumped inside.
"Alright alright alright," he said to himself as he rummaged around the Clown Car cockpit. He wasn't the tidiest, guy, so finding Diddy's barrel jetpack took a moment. He was looking for his brush when the blue and yellow jet a few spaces down started with a strange sound and started rolling towards the mass driver. Junior grumpily covered his ears, waiting for the racket to pass and the plane to take off before continuing to rummage around. He thought a little to himself. He thought about how bizzare the past few hours have been, about the kind of things they were about to do, the 'demon' thing that Stripetail was talking about... and then he thought about home, and that stopped him for a moment. In all the excitment, he couldn't help but feel he and Diddy were glossing over too much for either of them to expect to get away with this.
Like he often did, Junior tucked the thought away and pretended like he was dismissing it.
"Whatever," he said to himself, and his eyes lit up as his palm met the familiar yellow handle of a device he had once used to turn an island nation upside down.
"As long as I get to wreck stuff."

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Joshua was questioned a little bit by security, and he answered what he could. It unnerved him a little that they only questioned him briefly-- gunshots and a giant creature had caused half the stadium to be evacuated, and yet it almost seemed like they were more interested in getting the tournament started as quickly as possible rather than getting to the bottom of the disturbance. It was surreal to him that they didn't even ask him to turn over his gun. It was even more surreal when it was pointed out to him that his ticket was still active and he could watch the matches, if he wanted. As a matter of fact, he did not want to. But he also felt it would be better to see the tournament, and the safety of it's attendees, through to the end.

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As Diddy tagged along with Deimos and Stripetail, he held the phone ring in one hand and one of his peanut popguns in another. He made sure to stay a few steps behind at all times so as not to get in either's way. He heard the word 'Wendigo', but he didn't know what it meant other than it was presumably something bad and demony.

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The man in the black coat shuffled along the streets, carrying the last of the briefcases to the rendezvous point in a poorer, more delapitated part of the city. As he walked, the tinkling of glasses containing liquid could be heard within.


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Each contestant will have 7 matches in his or her first round. to advance, a competitor must win at least 4 matches.' Ozail said to the gathered sumos," the first mastches will behin tomorrow morning and will continue for the next few weeks.
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Mr. Bigmouth gasped as he finally managed to piece together and read the damaged starmap disk he had pulled out of the wreckage. The starmap was an up to date and accurate one that showed exactly where Weyard was as well as several sectors that the Spire of Winter's own starmap was missing.

He reached over to the intercom and radioed Stripetail. "Stripetail, this is Bigmouth. My crew has returned from the salvage mission. We have both good news and bad news. The bad news is that a demon immune to weapons fire cut our mission short. Footage of the demon taken from the repulsorsled's onboard camera is being uploaded to the ship's logs as we speak. But we have managed to gain a starmap that tells us the location of Weyard as well as updating several sectors of the starship's own map. We also managed to salvage three engines from a wrecked scout ship. Bigmouth out."

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Deimos was waiting in the starship's armory. He was fully decked out in his ballistic vest and helmet but he didn't have any weapons on hand at the moment. He looked at the chronometer on the wall. Mr. Bigmouth as well as Junior, Diddy and Usso should have arrived by now.

He leaned on the wall and waited for Stripetail to show up and lead the group.

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Excellent work Bigmouth" stripetail said " that will be the next place we stop at once the tournament is over and we get the repairs we need> Hmm. Seems like Carson and the team won their first race. I'll be back at the ship in 10 minutres need to contact Carson and the otheers."
- Stripetail contacted Carson " congratulations on the win Enjoy it, your next race is in 3 days at Ozau Country course. I'll magik you and the team back here and you can fill us in. How did the Glider handle for you? That machine can be a bit temperamental while I'm not driving it.
_ Spyro and Cynder had hares, unicorns, hippos bears and badgers as opponents
 Tiger and agumon contacted their partners to check in on how they were doing ' I'm doing ok" agumina said into her hing.. " had to hang on at the enmd there. Hows Scooby holding up?' Well hes aded 14 pounds of weight today up to 326. I'll be seeing you later tonight after w have our group meeting Agumon SAid I.. picked up something for you in town.. and its not a mawashii' he smirked.
_ Tiger wa checking on Flash, making sure his daughter was behaving herself..
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Diddy informed Junior of the meet up point and the two arrived at the armory at the same time. Just before the two entered it looked like Junior had been talking excitedly to Diddy about something, but the moment he saw Deimos he shut up and suddenly looked grumpy.
“Oh. Hi there,” Junior said simply as he walked into the armory and looked around with a remarkably unimpressed pout, as if he were the world's worst fung sheui designer. “Not a bad ship. Not the best I've seen, of course. My dad's got a ship that's, like, five times as big as this and it's got super awesome state of the art navigation and all these thrusters--"
Diddy looked like he was dying trying to stop from laughing as he said this. In fact, the prince hadn't been able to stop salivating over how cool he thought this ship was since the two of them got on. He wondered how this must look to Deimos-- sure, a raptor in armor was a little strange, but how about a pint sized koopa strutting around like a spoiled peacock slinging a paintbrush over his shoulder as though it were some class-A hot shot weapon.
'Probably the same reaction I first had to Junior,' Diddy thought. 'He probably wants to sock him in his bratty little face.'
He supposed it would be wise to intervene before the prince went and got himself a well-deserved raptor mauling.
"Anyway!" Diddy suddenly cut in with a sudden smile. "Usso ran off somewhere, Mr. Deimos. I'm not sure where to. He'll probably be around in time for... whatever it is we're doing." He scratched his head and smiled disarmingly while Junior merely began wandering around the armory with an annoyed, bored look on his face. The kong found a box and sat down on it, and tried to make some light conversation.
"Where I come from everyone's always late for thing. It's just the laid back nature of the island life, you know? If you want anything done you better send out a call out an hour before you want them to arrive, because no one can be bothered from getting their pura vida disturbed. I grew up with it, so I don't really mind, but--"
"Mind?" Junior suddenly replied, looking at him from across the room with a grin of his own.
"Deimos, you happen to be looking at the reigning champion of missing appointments right here. Whenever we arrange for a date night, I have to account for the fact that Didds will have forgotten the time we were supposed to meet by two days."
The kong blushed a little, twiddling his thumbs. "Uh... Th-that's a bit of an exaggeration."
"Yeah, I know. Usually it's more," Junior said as he strolled back over to Diddy, grinning over at Deimos with a wink wink kind of look. "One day we were planning to go to a Yoshi race, and I knew that Diddy was going to get the date off by exactly one week. So I had to keep telling him a date that was a week early and he still was almost an hour late."
Diddy really couldn't do anything except give a basheful shrug and pull down his hat to hide how red his face was. "Hehehe. I still don't know how he always guesses how long my timing's going to be off."
Junior gave a proud smile. "Cause I think about things from your perspective a lot. And cause I talk to Dixie a lot about your habits. Ex-girlfriends never unlearn what they know about a guy."
His proud smile turned a bit more humble.
"And 'cause your cute, and I enjoy everything that goes on in your goody-two-shoes countryboy head. Scatterbrain and all."
Diddy's face really couldn't get any redder than it was right then, and though he normally didn't like getting romantic in front of other people-- particularly someone who'd had to put up with enough from the two of them as it were-- he was more than happy to let the koopa give him a quick peck on the cheek, not the least of which because he was blushing a tiny bit too, stubby reptilian tail a-waggle.
The moment was cut short by a sudden static sound from the device on the prince's wrist. Junior flipped the plastic cover off and stared at the screen. The radar had suddenly fizzed out.
“Uh…”
He flipped the setting to infrared. It wasn’t fizzing nearly as much, but it was still on the static. Junior hit the device. “What the hell? Interference?”

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A plane flew into the ship's hanger, docking in a spot that was clearly meant for ships bigger than it. A helmeted figure jumped out while a strange ball-looking robot managed to chirp a few things before the cockpit closed again.
"Good luck! Good luck!"
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Spike went to the entrance of the cave they had discovered.  He took out a piece of paper and started to do a rough sketch of what he saw, thinking that some sketches would be a good thing to add to the notes he had been taking.

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Sara was flying thinking over some things.

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Jason was relaxing in one of the parks of the world they were on in his imperial dragon body with Guilmon & Velma with him.

"Great view." Guilmon said.  

"Indeed.  I should try to get out more." Velma said.


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Deimos looked practically bored at Junior's boasting. He casually leaned against the wall. "You know this ship is about four square miles in area, right?"

A flash appeared in the armory as Captain Carson was teleported into the armory as Stripetail walked in. She turned to Stripetail. "The glider handles remarkably well. Truth be told, I was surprised at how well it handled for someone without magic."

She then turned to Diddy and Junior. She scowled as he looked over the two. "Did anyone tell me we were taking new crew aboard?" she asked.

Mr. Bigmouth emerged from the elevator. "Sorry I'm late but I had some matters to attend to with our latest discovery. A starmap that pinpoints the location to Weyard." He looked at the gathered group. "So everyone ready?"

Captain Carson tossed Mr. Bigmouth a note. "This is from Spike at the volcanic mining colony. The team has found something interesting there"

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ratchet and anel;a flew into the hanger, both relieved to be no longer in the glider..
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 We've been picking up taggers on on every planet' Stripetail said to Carson ' these boys simply want a taste of adventure.' he turned to Bigmouth " how far away is weyard? and how soon could we get there from here?"
- we found a demo like thing while we are excavating a ship " nick said as he came in from the elevator ' we need you to take a look at it,Stripetail." It will be on my to do list Nick Roght now I have this blood to analyze. it came from a Wendiogo. Not sure yet how strong it was.." Stripetail said.
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 after 5 hours of pomp and ceremony, fireworks and legthy bowing sessions from the fans to ozai- who drew power from them- and glowed brightly like a totch in the sky' the ceremoniew ended- the tournament was now underway.
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Captain Carson nodded. "Very well." She turned to Diddy and Junior. 'Welcome aboard the Spire of Winter."

Mr. Bigmouth turned to Stripetail. "I am not trained in starmap reading or starship piloting. However, rough estimates place us at about 500 light years away from Weyard. It'll be a twelve-hour hyperspace jump. I leave further calculations and navigation in the capable hands of Captain Carson."

He then took the note that had been given to him and he looked it over. "Stripetail, I believe this might be important." He handed the note to the Squirrel mage.

A computer monitor on the wall flickered to life and revealed Rainbow. "Stripetail, we have finished our mapping flights. It took us the entire month since we've been here and pretty much non-stop flights but we did it."

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The two boys nodded. "Thank you ma'am," Diddy said. Junior actually bowed-- one of the strange quirks of being raised as an evil overlord who kidnap princesses was that he was raised to give women respect in all matters that didn't involve the question 'Am I allowed to kidnap them'.
"We'll do our best, Captain," Junior said with a nod. He even gave a friendly wave to Mrs. Swimmer before giving a terse look to Deimos again.
The door to the armory opened and in stepped Usso, scratching his head bashfully.
"I'm so sorry I'm late."
"Finished running away, huh?" Junior said pointedly, which Usso laughed off. "Yeah, kinda," he said. He turned to Stripetail. "I have all the pieces to my suit on standby. I can deploy them on a two minutes notice if need be."


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Eric finished his salad. "That was quite delicious!" He wiped his mouth with a napkin. "What do you want to do now?" he asked Laval and Eris.


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hmm ' stripetail said  and face broadened in suprise ' they found an old town square in an dormant volcano. ' w should investigate this and map this. might find some artifacts from Mawashiian history- that Ozai hasnt locked away.' He looked at the screen ' thank you for the report Rainbow you and the other planes can take some time off and enjoy yourselves." He turned to those gathered around him '  we need to find out as much about weyard as possible.
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Some of the seer's allies who weren't in the competition were in the stands to cheer on their friends and allies.

"You can do it!" Other Oliver cheered on.

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"I'm getting a special prize if I do well," Tiger smirked to himself, thinking of his wife.

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"Best of luck, father," Jing bowed to the Panda King.


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"Don't worry about the bill, I'll cover it," Eric offered, placing the bills he'd been given on the table. "Don't want my new friends to think I'm a cheapskate," he smiled.


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"I shall send a superluminal request to Briggins for information. It'll be a few days before he responds." Mr. Bigmouth headed to the elevator that would take him to the communications room. "Shall I accompany the group on this mission or shall I focus my attention on Weyard?"

Captain Carson nodded as she turned to Diddy and Junior. "Excellent. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some navigational matters to attend to."

She then exited the armory, flagged down an electric taxi and headed to the bridge.

Captain Fairchild appeared on the viewscreen again. "Stripetail, we managed to overhear you mentioning something about demons. Is our assistance required for this matter or not?"

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i want you to do flights over the planet and scan fir anything supernatural. cold spots,apparitions the like' Stripetail said to Fairchild" we need to find this thing, and capture and interrogate it.' He turned to bigmouth ' find what you can on weyard. ' deimos  help with the search at the volcano. the more we find out there- the better.
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Deimos and Mr. Bigmouth saluted. Mr. Bigmouth took the elevator to the communications center while Deimos headed into the armory/equipment room.

"Keep in mind the volcanic area is very hot and the air is unpleasant to breathe," Captain Fairchild said. "The miners there report using shielded equipment to prevent damage to their equipment and injury." He then  saluted with his manipulator arm and the viewscreen winked out.

Soon, Deimos with a metal crate labeled: "Volcanic Work Powered Exoskeleton (Custom built for Deimos)"

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Mr. Bigmouth began drafting out the communications to Briggins:


Briggins. This is Mr. Bigmouth. Between the time your last message was sent, we have found a starmap to Weyard. It is about 500 light years from Mawashi and will take a twelve hour hyperspace jump to arrive there.

Stripetail has requested any and all information on Weyard available. In addition, any other information you could provide us would be helpful.

Thank you.

Mr. Bigmouth, Spire of Winter Engineer/Communications Officer


Satisfied, he sent it out via a superluminal transmission to Earth. It'd take at least a week to arrive and maybe five or so days to get a reply.

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The living planes had most of their weapons replaced with sensor suites but they still carried a decent amount of firepower.

Rainbow was the first to roll out onto the magnetic launch catapult. The blast deflector rose up and klaxons wailed as she opened her throttle to maximum in preparation for launch.

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