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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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The Mawashiians who had participated in the volleyball game led Ms. Swimmer to the nearest ring that met their standards. They spread the sacred salt around the ring and bowed to a small figure of Ozai first.

"It is ready," the sumo cheetah and gorilla said to Ms. Swimmer, "Now, wrestle us, use all your mass and might," they encouraged.


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Lil, Stitch , Angel and Nani were walking  around the resort carrying large blue- colored ice cream cones. "These are good ' lilo said. " tastes like blue raspberry " angel said. Mesa want more!' stitch grinned.
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 Vushu got out of the pool she and the girls they were in. " come on girls Vitani said as her ring glowed red " Hi girl;s, Laval and I are headed to the seabot area, and we'd like you ladies to join us>' We're headed your way " Vitani said " Give us a few minutes.
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"Hey Sima," Kiara asked, "I was thinking, since it is the sport of your home planet, could you teach me some sumo wrestling moves? I won't have this armor anymore once our mission is complete, and I'd like to learn some combat techniques, you know?" She was aware that her fellow lioness had been in some local level tournaments back on Mawashi.


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sure, i'll be happy to teach you' sima said "But you wrestled in the last tournament? surely you wrestled with others in your group? sima asked. :" if sp, i'd think you'd know how to wrestle already. oh, i would enjoy wrestling, its a lot of fun. when dos you want to start?" she asked.
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"Well, I didn't get too far in my division, plus, as a princess, I don't normally get trained in combat," Kiara admitted. "I know you've said you don't compete in the worldwide tournaments, but I know you have done some sumo. Could you teach me some moves?"


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Sure of course. we'll get a ring set up in our room and i'll train you' Sima said ' much of what i know  ones from watching matches. We  should have training mawashiis to wear. did you keep the ones you got from your tournament?
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"I did, as did Kovu in fact," Kiara informed Sima. "And I know most of your wardrobe is mawashis, so we've got that detail covered." She then remembered some Mawashiian books she read. "Even for just practice, I read that we must spread purifying salt around the ring and bow to a figure of Ozai before starting."


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that does not apply outside of mawashii' sima said firmly. " and i'm going to follow Earth rules and not Mawashii. new culture new rules. so lets get our mawashiis together, and get lumbered up."
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"You got it," Kiara nodded. After they discovered where they could find a ring, Kiara noticed Sima's demeanor change slightly. Now that the sumo lioness was actually about to sumo, Kiara could tell Sima seemed more powerful and competitive now.
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You'll find that i'm not always so sunny ' Sima said, grinning nonetheless, as they walked across a bridge towards a small island, where some wrestling mats and  rings had been set up.
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Tigress reached the 15th hole, she was now 4 shots ahead of luca. You can go first" Tigress said with a smile" Its catchup time Luca said , putting up a slope to a small green surrounded by sand. Tigress followed suit, and to her pleasant surprise, holed her putt off of a large rock at the back of the green " that was luck" tigress said " Well, thats one hole in one. Hopefully, I'll start getting a couple of my own " luca said.
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"I may not be as large as you, but by Earth standards I technically qualify as fat," Kiara said, taking a stance. Both ladies gave respect bows to each other, as was sumo tradition regardless of planet, and began going towards each other and pressing into each other's bellies. "What moves can you recommend beyond the basic pushing as hard as you can?" she asked.


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Theres leg whips,  arm holds, headlocks, and the like ' Sima said, as he began pushing Kiara towards the wall. sima was quite a bit heavier than Kiara and this size difference was to her advantage. " What did you do in the tournament, in terms of wrestling styles?
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"Mostly belly presses, with the occasional side step and basic headlocks," Kiara grunted, clearly showing signs of being overwhelmed by Sima's size. "Like I said, I didn't make the finals of the division I was in."


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how far did you make it then?' Sima said, pushing harder and harder." I would not expect you to make it very far given your inexperience with sumo, its only natural you'd struggle with bigger and more experienced sums. Truthfully, its a surprise you made it out of the first round."
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"And that's about it-I made it past the first round, got eliminated in the next," Kiara strained, trying to push back against Sima. "I guess I just was lucky with who I was selected to go up against in round one."


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well, thats better than most ' sima said and Kiaras ring glowed red " hey Kiara' Kopas voice came out of the ring " What sort of cake do you want for your birthday? theres chocolate, marble, ice cream, and carrot cake, and a number of sizes. which one do you want?' Sima stopped briefly " Answer your call, and we'll take a couple minutes break.' Sima said." is today your birthday? or is it coming up? If so, I need to get you something? perhaps  a new mawashii, perhaps in mister dreamboat colors" she grinned.
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"Good thinking Sima," Kiara said as she caught her breath. She clearly was at the disadvantage in the match. She turned to her communicator. "Chocolate cake please, with extra frosting," she asked her brother. She then made contact with another line. "You know what I asked you to get me, right dear?" she smiled to Kovu.


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i have your present in  our room. unfortunately dear I'm going to Mukow to make my pitch so i won't be around to see you open your presents" kovu replied' But the travel to Mukow will take me several hours, and I don't know how long it will take to get a meeting with the arena management, probably several more hours. Just have fun, honey>'
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"And whenever you get back, you'll give me......a private gift?" Kiara winked to Kovu, knowing how they normally celebrated her birthdays back in the Pride Lands. She was wondering what the gift he left for her now was, however.


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you mean sleep with him , sis. that not a gift, you guys do that regularly at home " Kopa said through her ring. Dion's asked me more than once what you  two are up to- and i don't have real explanation for him. anyway, what sort of food do you want for the party? i;m sure the set will oblige by making sure we eat our fill
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