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(Pony Planet)

On the planet, as the small scout was flying around, one of the creatures on the planet, a yellow pegasus with a light pink mane and tail heard it buzzing by and squeeled lightly.  Her head whipped around and she saw it flying around nearby, unsure if she should approach the insect like creature.

But even that didn't last long as a pink pony came bouncing on by and stopped beside the pegasus "Hi Fluttershy!" she called out "What are you looking at?"

"Oh hi Pinkie, I was just looking at that" Fluttershy answered back, hoof pointing at the mechanical bug, to which Pinkie Pie bounced over to it, eyes following it.

"Oooh" was all Pinkie Pie had said before she leaned forward and swallowed the bug whole.

"Um Pinkie, I don't think that was for eating" Fluttershy explained as she stepped towards her pink friend, yet, still trying to shake off the feeling that the ship had landed near Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie replied back but only with a full mouth before she crunched down on the mecanical bug in her mouth before swallowing it and just smiling away.


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"Looks like that one got eaten." Gnash said watching the video of the readout on a section of another wall.  

"It won't hurt her will it?" Velma asked.

"Nah, it's bio degradable incase of accidents.  Be sure to upload the information to the ship.  Though short it'll give them some visuals of the planet and a shot of 2 natives." Jason said to his tardis.  Then he rubbed his chin, "though it does appear the natives, at least some of them are quadraped equines of some sort."

"So are we going out to meet them?" Brooklyn said.

"I think it may be a surprise to them, if they are not use to seeing bipedals, especially of different species.  It seems to be of an early or pre industrial, based on the air samples.  So they may not be use to seeing other species.  I think getting Magnum may be good.  He'll look more like them, in his quadraped form." Jason said.  

"It'll be boring staying in this tardis while he goes out, and what if he gets into trouble?" Guilmon asked.

"Who's Magnum?" Velma asked.  

"An equistroid, they are, or were, living on a planet in another universe.   He travels with me sometimes.  He lives in a time thousands of years before humans go to that planet and call it New Texas.  My idea is for us to use pym particles and shrink down so we are not seen, maybe using invisible belts also and we can ride on him unseen.  I'll just set the coordinates and we'll be back in less then a second local time.  " jason said and set the coordinates.    Once they had arrived he looked at the others, "i'll be right back." He said.  

He went out with Guilmon and walking around a bit found where his friend was.  

"You want somethin?" Magnum asked.  

"Just found a world that seems to have native quadraped equines & since they seem to be not space faring I thought your quadraped form may be less of a shock then if they saw me and my other friends walking around." Jason said.

"mpphh  I was getting a big bored.  No real excitement here.  I was thinkin of giving you a call.  Though I hope you don't expect me to go wonderin around alone in a strange place." Magnum said.

"I was thinking of the rest of us using some pym particles to shrink down and ride on you hidden.  using invisible belts or short term invisible potions.  A similar tacit that Shrinking violet, of the espionage does, shrinking down and riding on a team mate hidden." Jason said.  

"Lets go, no use in hagin around here jawing off." Magnum said, heading towards the tardis.  Once inside Jason had the tardis return to where it had been on the pony planet, while en route he explained his plan to the others.


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Ratchet Angela, and Clank Volunteered to search the planet.. We've searched Alein planets before, this should be no real proble3ms " ratchet said..
_ everyone should evacuate to at least stretch their legs and get bearuings on wghere we are" stripetail radioed the captain.. " i'll be heading out myself..
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(Pony Planet - Canterlot)

Hailey glanced outside, then to Chong again "I'll go outside and have a look around, see if I can find anything that'll help fix this ship that I did'nt crash" she told him before she stepped outside and looked towards the castle in question, then to the surrounding area.

"Pretty sure that'll have a few things around to fix the ship....however that's going to work out" Hailey grumbled to herself as she started towards the rather large town and castle.

Though, as she entered the small city of Camelot, her gaze shifted around and saw what were around "Ponies....brilliant...." she grumbled "We had to land on a planet that's inhabited by ponies...somehow I doubt they'll have anything to help fix the ship with" she sighed a bit as her ears flicked at the sound of a particular pony.

"Come one, come all and let Trixie entertain your with her spectacular feats of magic!" the cyan and white maned unicorn called out, only to be ignored by the other ponies present as she then groaned "Trixie will be able to outshine anypony that gives her a challenge!" but again, she was ignored, well, save for a few of the other ponies walking by, snickering to themselves.

Hailey's eyebrow did arch at that as she thought for a moment "Chong needs more help and if this unicorn says that she can preform great feats, perhaps she can be useful for him" she shrugged to herself "It's worth a shot at least" she added in to herself as she stepped forward towards the unicorn.

The unicorn known as Trixie, looked at Hailey for a moment before she spoke up "A challenger I see, very well then, what is it that you can do? Whatever it is, Trixie will be able to do better"

"Uh no, I'm not after that and-" Hailey was cut off by Trixie already.

"Are you saying that whatever it is that you can do, Trixie would be able to do better?" Trixie grinned a bit.

(ooc: Yeah, I'll also be Trixie as well)


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The plan explained everyone but magnum swallowed a capsule with my particles, similar to what Hank Pym and Janet Van Dyne used, before they had enough exposure to pym particles to make size changing a innate power.  Once shrunk down to small to see they flew, or carried those who could not fly, up to Magnum's back.

"ok, we're ready you can head out.  We're on your back." Jason said telepathically to Magnum.  

"Seems a lot of to do about nothing, shrinking down and all that." Magnum said before he headed out of the tardis still in his quadruped form.  The tardis disguised as a tree, which locked it's door as usual once they were outside.

"don't want to scare the natives if they are not use to seeing non equine types." Jason said telepathically to Magnum.  



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The Pelvanida group stepped out of the ship into the plain. They had their weapons and armor at the ready but in a non-threatening position. The air was crisp and clear.

Ms. Swimmer took a deep breath. "It smells like the Great Valley."

A whirring from behind her indicated that the Spire of Winter crew had deployed two Zenyatta-class hover tanks along with two repulsorsleds and two Thunderbolt-class armed dune buggies.

One of the repulsorsleds carried two members of the Spire of Winter's "Spear of Odin" squadron. These soldiers were clad in the extremely powerful and expensive "Gungnir" armor. This armor was powered by a miniaturized palladium-hydrogen fusion reactor, weighed 3/4 of a ton, was immune to anything short of an anti-tank weapon and gave the wearer superhuman strength.

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Captain Carson strapped a ballistic vest and a holster with a pistol on it over her uniform as she headed for the exit.

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Aimee just stood at the exit to the ship before she stepped outside with a quick stretch "Alright Hailey, if you really are alive again....I just gotta find you...." she spoke to herself as she stepped off to meet up with those that were also going to search the planet as well.

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(Pony Planet - Canterlot)

Hailey just sighed "Fine, I suppose that I can outdo you....but when I do, you at least have to then help me out with getting supplies together" she told Trixie.

"Fine, Trixie accepts your conditions" Trixie replied back with a light grin upon her face "Now, show Trixie what it is you can do"

Hailey closed her paws into fists as they ignited into flames before it spread over her body, all the while looking at Trixie as she started to trun the heat up.

Trixie in turn gulped a bit 'Perhaps Trixie had underestimated her....' she thought to herself and hessitated in summoning water to put the fire on Hailey out.  Though she did summon a rain cloud, it was small and only let off a sprinkle of water before it vanished "Okay, okay, Trixie gives up" she begged as she did start to sweat by Hailey's heat she was giving off and panted a bit.

Hailey returned herself to normal and smiled a little to Trixie "Alright, all we need is a few things to help repair our ship, though what we need, I don't really know, I mean, I'm not really all that good with spaceships in general and Chong just got me to get supplies, he didn't say what though"


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Ms. Swimmer, Mr. Bigmouth and Deimos climbed aboard the empty repulsorsled.

Three Itania class armored personnel carriers were deployed for the rest of the crew.

Captain Carson strapped herself into one of the dune buggies and started the electric motors. Two ordinary soldiers climbed in. One manned the .50 caliber machine gun at the back and the other sat in the passenger seat.

The rest of the Pelvanida group climbed aboard one of the Itania APCs.

"All right, let's move out!" Captain Carson said.

The lead vehicle - one of the Zenyatta hover tanks took point. For a ninety ton vehicle, the hover tanks were quite fast; in only thirty seconds, they had hit sixty miles per hour.

The small convoy sped along the empty plains for a several minutes.

"There! I see a town!" Captain Carson said into the radio.

The group began to slow down as they approached town. Unfortunately, they were not stealthy as the hover tanks tended to produce a rather loud hum.

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The four living planes were patrolling the airspace above the starship.

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"Eltee, you come with me to escort the rest of the group!" Rainbow ordered.

The two living fighter jets broke off from the group patrolling the Spire of Winter and headed to where the town was supposedly located.

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As the group arrived in town, several of the ponies began staring at them.

"Lower weapons," Captain Carson ordered via radio. She then stepped out of the dune buggy and spoke.

"We come in peace." Her hands were open to show that she had no weapons ready to access.

"Cliche," Deimos muttered.

No one moved.

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Magnum walked away from the tardis.  He looked around as he walked along.  As he walked along, carrying the others far to tiny to be seen on his back, he thought the area looked nice enough.  A place he may like to visit, but he'd not want to live in a place as quiet as this place seemed to be.   He wondered what the natives were like.


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As the group was busy being distracted, three fillies approached one of the dune buggys, ignoring the new visitors for now as they looked over it "You think you can drive it?" Apple Bloom asked Scootaloo.

"Well, sort of I think, I mean, it can't be all that different from riding a scooter" Scootaloo replied back as she looked over it still.

"Yeah, but are you sure that we should be doing this without them knowing about it?" Sweetie Belle asked, motioning to the visitors.

Scootaloo just ignore Sweetie Belle's small complaint as she climbed aboard it "Hurry up" she told the other two crusaders before both Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle also climbed on as well "Alright, I'll take the wheel, Apple Bloom, you take the gas and Sweetie Belle, you work the brake and when we figure how to drive this thing...." she then smirked.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DUNE BUGGY DRIVERS! YAY!" the three crusaders called out as Scootaloo turned the key in the ignition as she got Apple Bloom to push down onto the gas, to which she did....a bit too hard and shot forward with the dune buggy.


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the inhabitants seems to be.. ponies ' stripetail mused. ' and magic is used here as well ' he sniffed.. '" all the same we should be careful until we know the residents intentions..
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Captain Carson leapt as the Cutie Mark Crusaders made off with her dune buggy. "Hey! That's important!" she shouted. "Come back here!"

Unfortunately, thanks to their powerful quad in-wheel electric motors, the Thunderbolt dune buggies had acceleration comparable to a sports car and a top speed of 120 miles per hour.

"Well, f---!" Deimos said.

Captain Carson turned to Stripetail. "Stripetail, could you please open negotiations with the inhabitants while I retrieve my vehicle?"

She then leapt into the other dune buggy and started the four electric motors. She then saw the two living fighter jets rapidly approaching. "Rainbow! Lt. Martin! Some aliens stole a dune buggy! Chase them down but do not shoot unless they shoot first!"

Captain Carson then peeled off with one of the soldiers manning the .50 caliber machine gun turret.

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"Finally, a little action!" Rainbow said.

She and Lt. Martin were cruising at six hundred miles per hour. This took them over Ponyville. Everypony in town was treated to sight of the two powerful jets sharply banking and heading away from town.

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The noise of the two planes distracted Twilight Sparkle from her studies. She poked her head out the window and saw two mysterious flying machines moving at a high rate of speed away from town. Curiosity got the better of her as she packed quills, ink and paper into her saddlebag, exited the house and galloped after the two. Or tried to, considering how fast they were going.

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As the dune buggy was now speeding off ahead, faster than what Scootaloo had anticipated as she justgrabbed onto the wheel "Apple Bloom! You're going too fast!" she called out to her friend "Sweetie Belle! Push the brake!"

Sweetie Belle did just that, pushing the brake as it broke suddenly, throwing Scootaloo off the dune buggy and onto the ground "Oww...." was all she could complain as Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle jumped off as well, rushing over to their friend "Okay, a dune buggy riding cutie mark didn't work either" Scootaloo groaned as she sat up as Captain Carson started to approach them.

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Pinkie Pie, for now, had left Fluttershy alone and was now busy seen boucing beside Twilight at a casual pace "Hi Twilight!" she started as she looked up at the flying machines herself.


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excuse me' Stripetail said going up to some of the ponieswho had stoopped to look at the new arrivals " what is this place/ I am Lord Stripetail and these are the residents of the ship Spire of Winter. we are looking for an escaped prisoner named Chong, who has crashjed onto this planet. Could you help us?'
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this place is really weird " vitani said as they gazed at the ponies. ' i've never seen anything like trhem. " " can we eat them? Kovyu asked.. "we don't know if they are friendly or not. trying to eat them would not go over well..
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Captain Carson stepped out of her dune buggy. She examined the stolen vehicle; luckily it was undamaged. A scowl was on her face. "You have a lot of explaining to do," she growled. "You will come back to town and explain this to my superiors and your leaders!"

She hopped into her down vehicle and strapped herself in. "Get in or I'll drag you in!"

The soldier manning the turret got into the stolen dune buggy and drove it back to Ponyville.

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Rainbow and Lt. Martin saw the scene below them and decided to head back to Ponyville.

Luckily, there was a strip of flat terrain just outside the town they could land on.

When they did, everypony's head turned their way. In fact, they were astonished at how large they were.

Twilight Sparkle was the first to arrive. A quill levitated over a scroll as she looked over the two. "So exactly what are you?"

"We should be-" Lt. Martin began before two red flashes of Rainbow's wingtip lights cut her off.

"We are 'living machines'. Lt. Gen Martin is an F-16 Fighting Falcon and I am a F-22 Raptor," Rainbow said proudly.

"Erm, pleased to meet you, I am Twilight Sparkle. Mind if I do some tests?"  

Rainbow smirked; she wanted to show off her aerial prowess. "Not at all."

Twilight's horn glowed as she briefly scanned them. "Interesting, Unicorn magic does not seem to affect you."

"Kinda obvious isn't it?" Lt. Martin said.

Twilight's ears twitched. "Not really, all living things can be affected by magic."

"Yeah, we have no organic components."

Twilight's jaw dropped. "What, then how-"

"Our 'brains' are silicon based," Lt. Martin said.

Twilight decided to drop the subject. "Judging from your shape and from what I saw, you are capable of flight. So what do you do?"

"We defend our country from invaders and in peacetime, we perform airshows," Rainbow replied.

"Just like the Wonderbolts."

"Pardon?"

"Equestria's premiere aerobatics team."

Rainbow smiled. "Well, both of us are aerobatics performers. I am Major Allison Douglas but I prefer to be known by my callsign, 'Rainbow'."

Twilight Sparkle suppressed a chuckle. Rainbow's baby blue paint scheme was the same coat color as that of her friend, Rainbow Dash and the roundel painted on her twin tails was an exact copy of the rainbow thunderbolt cutie mark on Rainbow Dash's flanks. Not to mention, she had that same cocky attitude.

"Well thank you for your time-"

"Wait, you have to see this!" Rainbow cut in. "Clear!"

Twilight Sparkle leapt back at Rainbow lit her engines and thundered down the makeshift runway. Even at a distance, Twilight could feel the intense blast of heat from Rainbow's twin jet engines. Not to mention the noise.

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Rainbow soared through the skies over Ponyville at high subsonic speeds. mostly doing some lazy aileron rolls, banks and upside down flying; again, this attracted a lot of attention.

When she was ready, she decided to top it off with Pugachev's Cobra - a demanding and very cool aerobatics trick.

What she did was at seemingly full speed, she suddenly angled her snout upwards at ninety-degree angle, almost as if she were rearing up in the air. Even more amazing was that she continued moving forward. After a moment, she returned to level flight, transitioned into an aileron roll and then landed.

Twilight was at a loss for words. Her quill and paper clattered to the ground.

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"Is this a good idea?" Zachary asked as he watched Rainbow's impromptu airshow.

"Why not?" Dr. Zanasiu replied.

"Well, we don't want to alert Chong we're here or offend the locals."

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If you are looking for the leader of PonyWorld, yoiu should go see Princess Celestria, one of the ponies replied ' shes the one who runs things, here.. as for any strange folk passing by, we haven't seen anyone, whether other than your lot..
_ stripetail frowned " This is caslled "Pony World?' Yes, Canterlot, is the capital, its on the othere side of the planet.. we're magical creatures, use magic for all sorts of things.."
_ excellent, i anm a mage myself " stripetail saiud "Really, huh, well then do some magic? Yeah, show us what you ggot..
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 i'm.. not sure thats a good idea Tiger cut in..
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The three Cutie Mark Crusaders frowned as they too got into the vehicle "Maybe trying thatout wasn't such a good idea" Sweetie Belle mused to her friend "Rarity's not going to be happy"

"Neither is Applejack" Apple Bloom added in.

"And Rainbow Dash" Scootaloo sighed as they waited for the vehicle to head back to Ponyville.

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Pinkie Pie stopped beside Twilight as she too watched what was going on with the planes "Oooh! Oooh! Do one of those barrel roll things! You know! Like this!" she piped up as she jumped into the air and did an actual barrel roll before landing on the ground with ease.


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Nick was forced to keep cooking in the kitchen despite the damage to the ship, which was  pretty bad as Chong strode outside to look.. " great just great. this could take weeks to repair
 he fumed, and that darn squirrell and his friends weren't far behind us.." He kicked at the debris. " everyone out of the ship! Now1 He screeched..
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Soon enough Hailey had returned with Trixie as she approached Chong "I found a unicorn who calls herself Trixie.  She said she would be able to help us out with getting the ship fixed"

Trixie looked at the crashed ship and shook her head "Trixie does not know how to fix this, she is not a mechanic, nor is her magic good enough to fix that without know how to fix it"