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well i need help chong retorted to hercan you at least repair broken glass, get it repaired. ' i'm willing to take whatever aid you can give me, once we're fully repaired we'll be ogff of your world soon enough..
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 very well, i'll casse some magic.. stripetail smirked..
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Trixie rolled her eyes at what she was told to do 'Trixie can not believe that she been roped into doing something like this' she mussed to herself in her mind as her horn started to glow as glass started to repair itself.

Hailey folded her arms "That place where I found Trixie, I'm just wondering something, would anything there be useful? As I didn't exactly bring anything back as I wasn't so sure what was needed to repair the ship" she told Chong as she watched Trixie working "I mean, they're all just....ponies there"


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Myrdinn & Spike were walking out of a shop that sold scrolls that Spike went to.  Myrdinn's saddlebags had a few books on one side and the other side was almost overstuffed with blank scrolls, quills and some containers of ink.  

"Thanks for offering to carry some of this.  I can do all these in town chores in one trip instead of 2." Spike said.  

"I'm glad to help.  Looks like you have enough to last a year or so.  Stocking up?" Myrdinn said.

"Pfff, this may look like a lot.  But with the way Twilight Sparkle goes through scrolls, and ink it'll be lucky if it lasts...." Spike said, his conversation being interrupted by the planes flying overhead.  

"I wonder what those were." Myrdinn said.  

"I' don't know, let's go & look." Spike said.  

"What about your chores?" Myrdinn asked.  

Spike quickly took out a quill and wrote at the top of his list.  "it's the next thing on my list of things to do, see.  Investigate strange looking flying machines." Spike said, having just written that down on his list of things to do.  

They both went off to where it looked like the planes landed.  

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Magnum continued walking, pausing when he saw some buildings not to far off.  "Looks like we're getting close to a town of some sort." He said quietly to the others and continued walking, curious what the town here would look like and the inhabitants.  



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bring anyone you can " Chong shruhgged as Nick and the other prisoners staggered out of the shiup. " Now, you will be helping Trixie here fix the ship" chong barked..
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Stripetail; gestured and two huge columns of magic shotinto the sky turning the sky various hues , like a aurora gone wild
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"Wait, you want me to head back and gather more ponies?" Hailey asked, but then realized that she shouldn't question Chong as she did groan a bit "Alright, alright, I'll see who I can get together to help out....hopefully I shouldn't be all that long, it just depends on how well they're willing to co-operate is all" she shrugged a bit as she turned and headed off back to Canterlot again.

Trixie in turn, just seemed to ignore what Hailey had said as a few of the shattered windows had already been fixed by her.  yet, the unicorn was already starting to get annoyed with whatshe was doing, but at least then, when the ship was fixed, the strange beings would be gone.

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Aimee listened in to what was being said as her ears perked at the sound of Princess Celestia "So, they have a princess here, but not a king or queen?"

"But Princess Celestia, she raises the sun for us every day, while Princess Luna raises the moon for us every night" Fluttershy spoke up, but a bit quietly for thatmatter at what Aimee had said while she sat down next to her.


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Captain Carson disembarked and shut off her vehicle. She glared at the CMC.

Suddenly, a white Unicorn pushed through the crowd and stopped by the dune buggy. "Sweetie Belle? Thank goodness you're okay! What were you thinking, running off like that?!"

Captain Carson scowled and ordered some soldiers to sit in in the dune buggy so it was not stolen, again.

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Lt. Martin stared at Pinkie Pie and wondered how she was able to do a perfect barrel roll with no control surfaces.

Twilight Sparkle looked up as soon as she heard Stripetail's display of magic. "So you do have magical powers."

"Only some of us do. Lt. Martin and myself do not. In fact, most of us are non-magical."

"So how do you fly?"

"Action and reaction produced by burning liquid fuel in our engines."

Twilight thought it strange for organisms to move by combustion but she reminded herself that these were aliens and her rules may not apply to them. "So where are the others?"

"We'll show you to them," Lt. Martin said. She and Rainbow slowly trundled down the runway until they net with the others.

Twilight waited a moment for Spike to catch up. "Spike! We're going to meet the visitors!"

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"Cool.  Shall I add it to the list?" He asked walking along as fast as he could.  Myrdinn walked along a bit behind Spike.  

"I hope they are friendly." Spike said.  "And don't have any zombies."  Spike said a bit uneasy at the thought of zombies maybe being around.  

"Zombies? I've never heard or read of any irrefutable proof of the existence of Zombies." Myrdinn said.  "Why not ask Princess Celestia about Zombies."



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Sweetie Belle looked over at her sister and gulped slightly "I'm sorry Rarity, we were just trying to get our cutie marks again, this time in driving a dune buggy" she motioned towards said dune buggy.

"Yeah, but we kinda didn't expect it to go that fast" Scootaloo added in "I mean okay, going fast is cool and all-"

"Yeah, cause you go fast on your scooter all the time" Apple Bloom cut off her friend.

Scootaloo glared at Apple Bloom slightly, who in turn, rolled her eyes back a little.

"But we did...kinda fail at that...." Sweetie Belle finally decided to finish off for her friend to Rarity with a bit of a pout.


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Captain Carson turned to Rarity. "I take it these are your children?"

"Well, Sweetie Belle is mine but the other two are my friends' children," Rarity said.

"Well, just make sure they stay away from my vehicles."

"I will... Excuse me, I never did you get your name."

"The name's Sharon Carson. Captain Sharon Carson," Captain Carson said.

"Well, yes, I am pleased to make your acquaintance. I am Rarity, owner of Carousel Boutique, Ponyville's premier dress shop."

"Well, nice to know." Captain Carson cared little for fashion. She then returned to the rest of the group.

"Wait, Rarity," called. "You must come to my shop for a makeover. Your outfit is simply scandalous."

The hair on Captain Carson's neck curled as she heard the word "makeover".

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Twilight Sparkle turned to Spike as they continued walking along. "Yeah, add that to the list."

She then stopped in front of Stripetail. "Hello, I was told that you were the leader. Welcome to Ponyville."

"She must be their leader," Zachary said.

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One of the "ODIN" troopers along with two ordinary soldiers had wandered into the Everfree Forest. The "ODIN" trooper wielded a powerful gauss cannon, designed for mounting on vehicles. It thanks only to the immense strength that his "Gungnir" armor provided that he could lift the weapon, let alone fire and handle its recoil

"This place is creepy," one of the soldiers muttered as she wiped her brow with her free hand. Both she and her companion wielded ordinary rifles.

At this point, the bushes rustled. Suddenly, before they knew what had happened, a large net flew out of the shrubs captured all three of the soldiers.

Five ponies then emerged from the bushes. Three Earth Ponies, a Unicorn and a Pegasus.

"Well, look what we got!" the Unicorn said.

The Pegasus smiled. "This'll fetch us some bits back at Bridlehem."

"Let us go!" the first soldier shouted. He tried to reach his knife but the net was too tight for him to reach his weapon. He them tried to rip the net apart - to no avail.

"Don't bother, it's strong enough to hold a manticore."

The ODIN trooper casually ripped the net apart as he helped his fellow soldiers free.

They then readied their weapons. "I give you until the count of three to get lost!" the female soldier said. "One! Tw-"

A burst of magic knocked her unconscious.

The ODIN trooper readied his gauss gun, aimed at the Unicorn and pulled the trigger. The massive slug reduced the Unicorn to a red mist. Before the gun could charge, a kick from one of the Earth Ponies rendered it non-functional. Another kick from behind surprised the armored man.

"Deal with the flying one!" he shouted. He took a kick from one of the ponies and then delivered a vicious left hook from his armored fist that sent the pony flying backwards several feet. The pony shook himself off and continued charging at him. To say he was astonished was an understatement - the armor allowed him to punch through a concrete wall with no effort or hoist nearly three tons over his head.

Another blow from the side caught his attention. He grabbed the pony's leg just as he made another attempt to kick him. The trooper then hurled the pony at his comrade, sending them both sprawling. They got back up, this time with what appeared to be knives in their mouths.

"You're kidding me?" he said. As one of the ponies tried to stab him, he grabbed the knife and casually crumpled it up like a piece of paper. He then quite literally punted the offending into a bush almost ten feet away. And this time, the pony stayed down.

The second pony kicked him in the chest. When he looked down, he saw two dents in the armor. He staggered back from another blow, leaving more dents in his armor.

The armored trooper swore as he leapt to the side narrowly dodging another kick. As he did, the pony faced him and spoke. "You are one strong creature. And you'll-"

The ODIN trooper, not caring for the boastful pony, punched him so hard that he flew into a nearby boulder, cracking it.

The other soldier, who had already killed the Pegasus with a well aimed burst of rifle fire turned to the armored soldier.

"Let's go," the ODIN trooper said. He picked up the unconscious soldier with one hand and slung her over his shoulder. Even though the unconscious soldier was wearing a suit of powered armor that weighed almost sixty pounds, the ODIN trooper didn't seem to notice the weight.

"We better tell the others to stay the hell out of this forest."

The two then headed down the trail back to where they came from.

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Dr. Kerzach swore as he was pressed into welding holes that had been blown in the ship's superstructure.

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Ponyville huh? Well its a pleasure to meet you" stripetail nodded.  'I confess we are in need of asistence, and since you ponies seem to have experience with magic, you might be able to help us.. Stitch! angel, Don't mess with them!" stripetail slapped his head with his paw as stitch had picked up a pony and had lifted it up in the air, while angel had 'saiung ' another pony to sleep.. " don't mind, them " He said they are curious..nothing more..
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Pinkie Pie, meanwhile, was busy chatting away with the living planes, even if they weren't chatting back to what she was telling them "Oooh! What other tricks can you do other than a barrel roll? What about a loop-de-loop?" she asked as she jumped into the air and did just that without any hessitation or care at all.

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(Canterlot)

Hailey arrived back in Canterlot as her gaze shifted at all the different ponies as she approached a group of them "Excuse me, our ship has crashed on your planet and we are in need of getting it repaired and in turn, we need help in doing just that, especially the engines"

But she just went ignored by the ponies as she sighed afterwards "This is going to take longer than I had anticipated, but then I guess they don't know how to fix a ship"


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Twilight Sparkle nodded. "In any case, my name is Twilight Sparkle. May I have your name?"

Even though most of the aliens surrounding their leader were armed, she assumed that they were solely for the leader's protection. She didn't feel any hostile intent coming from them.

She then turned to Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie!" she admonished. "Stop pestering our guests!"

"Name a stunt and I can probably do it," Rainbow said with a smile.

Lt. Martin had tuned out Pinkie's rambling.

"Hey, where's Captain Carson?" Zachary asked.

All the soldiers looked at him.

"You don't..." Deimos began.

"Never mind, I see here, she's inside a building and it looks like she's getting measured for clothes," Lt. Martin said. "And from what I see, the clothes in that shop look really frilly and feminine."

All of the soldiers from the Spire of Winter burst out laughing.

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Captain Carson stood on a podium as Rarity circled her. A tape measure was floating in the air as she took measurements.

"May I leave now?" the weary captain asked.

"Darling, we simply must get you out of those hideous clothes. I mean, look at your hat. It's simply far too coarse to go with your fine features."

Captain Carson scowled. Her hat had been awarded by the shipbuilder himself when she was appointed captain. She took her hat off, revealing short cropped black hair. The hat itself was a classic naval captain's hat - dark blue to with gold colored ropes around the circumference of the hat along with a stylized moon orbiting a planet in a starfield embroidered on the front.

Rarity levitated a variety of rather feminine hats in the air causing Captain Carson to grimace. She gasped as she looked at the captain's hair. "Oh my, that mane of yours. How can somepony wear their mane that short?"

"It's a requirement of my job," she replied. "My job is not as a model."

"Well, there's no requirement that form and function be mutually exclusive." She grimaced as a ladies' straw hat with flowers was levitated on her head and then replaced by diamond tiara.

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Lord stripetail at your servuice twilight" Stripetail nodded " Its a pleasure to meet you.. " are you the the leader of the POnyville, or do the princesses your friend mentioned run things?
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Dixie and Arlene were peaking in at a window of pony dresses " these loook like they were all made for female ponies " arlene said " i wonder if they have anything for cats.. " If you find anything, Arlene bgy all means by it.. but remember we're not here to shop " scooby said heading over to them, a number of ponies grinned at scooby then flew off..
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"Right... done." Spike said, adding that to the list of things to do, then running to keep up.  He mainly remained silent and watched to get a better idea of what was going on and who all the new people were.  

"Looks like a lot of new sorts of folks." Myrdinn said, also deciding to be quiet for the moment till he learned more.

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Magnum walked along in the town.  It looked like most of the attention was on some going on in a certain part of town or just outside of town so he headed in that direction.


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Pinkie Pie, ignoring Twilight at the moment, thought for a moment before she got an idea "A Sonic Rainboom! Rainbow Dash can pull one off!" she finally pipped up as she just smiled away rather happily as she waited for an answer from Rainbow.

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The CMC just sat there as Rarity had headed off, all three of them looking rather guilty "Now what are we gonna do to get out cutie marks?" Sweetie Belle asked her friends, only for the other two to justshake their head at that.

Scootaloo's eyes did gaze towards the dune buggy again "We, we can't ride in a dune buggy anymore, well, at least drive it anyway" she thought for a moment until Apple Bloom cut her off.

"What about ask the aliens about if we can do something to help them out?" Apple Bloom suggested as she smiled away before started to bound off, only for Scootaloo to grab her by the tail to stop her.

"Yeah, I don't think that's such a good idea" Scootaloo told Apple Bloom "I mean look at them, I doubt they're friendly if they were anything like that Captain Carson was"

"Then what are we going to do anyway?" Sweetie Belle asked as well as she just sat there still.


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Rainbow smirked. "Smash the sound barrier? Easy! Eltee! You join me!"

The living F-22 lit her dual engines. A low whine gradually increased to a full on shriek as she gathered speed and took off.

A few minutes later, Lt. Martin followed and disappeared from view.

A few minutes later, Rainbow thundered overhead at Mach 2 on full afterburners. Behind her trailed a long, brilliant flame with visible shock diamonds from her twin engines as she gathered speed. She did this to show off even though she was capable of supercruise - sustained supersonic flight without afterburners.

Soon, the sonic boom arrived, shaking everything present and even breaking a few windows.

Not a minute later, Lt. Martin screamed overhead at Mach 1.5. As she was not capable of supercruise, she had to use afterburners. She also combined it with her airshow trick - "torching". By dumping her fuel just after the afterburners, she could produce a trail of fire. Another sonic boom followed, rattling everything present and breaking some more windows.

The two planes landed with a smirk on their snouts.

"Speaking of which, I'd love to race this 'Rainbow Dash," Rainbow said as her engines spooled down.

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"I am a personal student of Princess Celestia. I may be able to get you an audience in a few days," Twilight said. "In any case, what is it that you require our help for?"

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Captain Carson had finally been let go by Rarity with a new outfit as a gift. her jaw dropped as she spotted broken glass on the roads. She immediately knew who to blame for the twin sonic booms and the broken glass!

"Lt. Martin! Rainbow!" she shouted. "You're in deep s---!"

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Pinkie Pie shook her head at Rainbow and the sonic boom, already disapointed that she didn't pull it off correctly "That wasn't the Sonic Rainboom!" Pinkie flaunted her front hoofs around in the air "That was just a sonic boom, which isn't as good!" she then huffed a little bit.  Perhaps these planes weren't as good as they said they were, well, that's how Pinkie saw it anyway.


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"I don't know what a Sonic Rainboom is!" Rainbow replied. "And besides, let me repeat, we don't have magic. But we have sheer speed and battle capabilities. Also, can you do better?" A cocky smile appeared on the living F-22's face.

"Rainbow, forget it; unless we can get Stripetail to enchant us or something, we really can't do any aerial effects that don't involve smoke generators or our afterburners," Lt. Martin replied.

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"What a mess." Magnum said looking around at the glass in front of him.   He slowed his approach so as not to step on any glass.  Jason switched to his imperial dragon form and used some simple magic to subtly move the pieces of glass out of his way so he'd have a path clear in front of him as he walked along.

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"Wow, that was loud." Spike said looking up to see what had caused it.


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Pinkie Pie just narrowed her eyes at Rainbow, leaning forward in the process "Okie, dokie, lokie" she ended up smiling and bounded off away from the planes, heading towards Sugercube Corner at the moment.

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Apple Bloom got an idea as she looked at the aliens again and smirked, only for Scootaloo to roll her eyes at that "What are you planning Apple Bloom?"

"Well, I was just thinking thatwe could find out what it is they are all doing here and perhaps, we can ask them if we can help out, I mean, I'm sure that they wouldn't mind" she spoke and started to head off, only for Scootaloo to pull her back by the tail again.

"Yeah, I still doubt that that's the best idea right now, I mean, after what had happened with the dune buggy, they probabally don't need our help" Scootaloo retaliated back.

But when the two looked around, Sweetie Belle was gone "And we just lost Sweetie Belle now" Scootaloo added in to what she had said earlier on.

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Sweetie Belle had decided to go with Apple Bloom's idea herself and was sitting beside the dune buggy that they had stolen earlier on and look at the soldier that was sitting inside it, giving him a smile, as if she was going to ask him something.