Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

MrDrake · **Reply #560 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:08:26 AM

"Trixie actually has a suprise for Twilight which she does hope that Twilight will love" Trixie told Twilight "It's back in the library" she then started to concentrate, as if she was attempting a teleportation spell herself, but failed as she instead, just got tired as nothing happened.

Again, Trixie attempted the same spell, but again, she just failed as she sighed with rejection as she looked at Twilight "Trixie did try to telport us to the library, but Trixie isn't good with that spell...." she then paused before adding in "Perhaps we can walk there instead? If Twilight wants to that is" she herself did blush a little bit before realizing one other thing.

"And....did Twilight like the kiss that Trixie had given her earlier on?" Trixie had to also asked hopefully.

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Pinkie Pie just smiled to Captain Carson before bounding off again, over to Fluttershy and the others, stopping beside them as she giggled.

Nick22 · **Reply #561 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:15:48 AM

If you serve no one Kratos, then what guides you? what gives your purpose? Or do you simply wander the worlde, lashing out in anger at all your foes, real and imagined? Chong replied " Believe me, I can sympathize.. with the long list of enemies part that is..

MrDrake · **Reply #562 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:20:43 AM

"You know nothing of what I have been through" Kratos seemed to spit back as he glanced at Hailey whom was starting to stir from her wound that was healing up "The Gods are dead for they had betrayed me, but now thatZeus is dead, my vengence is complete"

Hailey glanced up at Chong as she shook her head slightly "I'm not so sure about this Chong, he just seems to be a ticking time bomb, not even all that trust worthy...." she told him quietly, hoping that Kratos wouldn't hear her.

Serris · **Reply #563 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:28:59 AM

Captain Carson radioed the other members of her team. "I've found a place to stay. A local farmer named Applejack has offered to let us use her barn," she said into her radio.

She then got into her dune buggy and waited for the CMC to get in.

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Twilight blushed. Before she could stop herself, she planted her snout on Trixie's face.

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(Everfree Forest)

Before Mr. Bigmouth could fire his gun again, a magical net snared him. Despite it restricting his arms and legs, he could still pull the trigger on his rifle. A pony who got too close to him, paid for it with a bullet through the eye.

The soldiers returned fire as they ducked behind cover. The magical bolts that the Unicorns fired had the same effect on their armor as small arms fire.

Ms. Swimmer batted aside a magically infused net as she closed in on an Earth pony. She took at least two direct kicks to the stomach but she rocked her opponent with a blistering set of electrified blows from her dual sticks. When she was done, all that was left was a smoldering carcass.

MrDrake · **Reply #564 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:33:54 AM

Trixie was at first, suprised, but only for a moment before she just smiled away happily and again, kissed Twilight on the lips "Trixie is happy that Twilight did like the kiss...." she murmered a bit to her before she glanced to the library again and motioned for Twilight to follow her "Trixie still wants to show Twilight the suprise in the library"

As she herself, entered the library, it was rather dim, with the curtains all closed to maximize the dark feel of the library. All that was lit up was a few candles in the middle of the library with a blanket set out and a basket on the side.

"Trixie wanted to give Twilight a romantic dinner for a date...." Trixie blushed a bit herself as she looked at Twilight.

***

The Cutie Mark Crusaders soon all got into the dune buggy as Apple Bloom smirked a little "Well, at least we still get a free ride around"

"Yeah, free ride" Scootaloo groaned, still a bit annyoed by the fact that she couldn't try and drive the dune buggy again.

Kor · **Reply #565 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:25:56 AM

Jason put an apple or 2 into each mug, then took out what looked like a 50's style sci-fi raygun.

"What's that for?" Gnash asked.

"Just making a drink. This is a ray gun, set on a special setting I made, works like a type of blender, then I"ll use a freeze ray gun on the lowest power setting." Jason said. He held the gun above each mug in turn and pulled the trigger. The ray that came out turned the apples in each mug into what, when mixed with that essential water, resembled a type of apple cider (not hard cider). Then he put that gun away and took out another one that was colored white. "now to add a bit of chill to properly chill each drink." He said and set the freeze ray gun on minimum setting and shot each mug, cooling the drink within and adding a slight layer of frost also. He put the pistol away. "Though we may want a drink before we eat some apples, and put the rest away for later." Jason said.

Guilmon was the first to take a mug and drink a bit. "Tasty." He said and was soon joined by the others.

"Got the idea from a space ranger I came across once." Jason said after drinking a bit.

Serris · **Reply #566 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:50:47 AM

Twilight's jaw dropped. "Oh, Trixie would I!" She wrapped her forelegs around Trixie as she headed to the center of the library.

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"Hey, Scootaloo, maybe I could teach you to drive a dune buggy or a speeder bike or maybe a hover skiff," Captain Carson said as she drove off.

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(Everfree Forest)

Mr. Bigmouth tried to shoot the next ponies but they used small energy shields to fend off his gunfire. He managed to destroy one of the shields and kill the Unicorn behind it but the net made it impossible for him to reload his rifle.

The two soldiers were netted and captured by the ponies.

Ms. Swimmer kicked one of the ponies she was fighting with and ran for it.

Kor · **Reply #567 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:31:54 AM

"Guess I'll go bowling." Spike said, looking at the library door. "All my chores are done for today."

"You like bowling?" Sara asked.

Spike shrugged, "It's ok. I really like looking for gems, or zip lining, but I'm not really in the mood for either of those right now." Spike said. He stood up and started to head in the direction of where the Bowling Allley was.

"Could you show me around a bit along the way to the bowling alley?" Sara asked Spike.

"Sure." Spike said.

MrDrake · **Reply #568 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:45:00 AM

Trixie blushed again as Twilight wrapped her forelegs around her as she sat down on the blanket with Twilight. Trixie nuzzled Twilight a bit rather happily herself "Trixie is glad that Twilight is happy. Trixie just wanted to do....something for Twilight. She did clean up the library that she destroyed by accident, but then Trixie also wanted to do this for Twilight"

Her horn then started to glow as she bought out a hay sandwhich from the basket and bit down onto one side of it and motioned for Twilight to take a bite from the same sandwhich as well as she just used her magic to keep said sandwhich levitating "Trixie knows that this isn't the best romantic dinner that she could come up with, but she didn't have anything else to bring on the date"

Again, Trixie smiled to Twilight as she blushed again "But Trixie is just as happy that Twilight....loves her" she murmered to herself as sh shifted around a little bit before she was sitting beside Twilight, head resting upon her shoulder rather lovingly for that matter, yet, still levitating the sandwhich incase Twilight still wanted to have a bite of it.

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Scootaloo's face lit up at the suggestions "Yeah, I'd like to know how to drive one of those, perhaps get my cutie mark that way" she spoke rather hopefully.

Nick22 · **Reply #569 on:** February 08, 2012, 12:47:32 AM

You are going to help me, one way or another Kratos.. even if I have to orce ou to do it chong said, his hands glowing with magic ' Your gods were weak and at the end of thier run when you killed them. me.. I've still got a ways to go..' He smirked and threw a bolt of magic at Kratos.. the battle was joined.

MrDrake · **Reply #570 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:00:18 AM

Aimee was seen sitting in a room at a hotel on the Spire of Winter, looking through some cards of hers when she hears a voice speak up from behind her "Oooh! I've played that game before! Gummy is a master at the game" she turned to see Pinkie Pie leaning over her shoulder with Gummy gumming at Pinkie's head.

"Wait, what? How did you? Where did you? And? Aligator, head, bitting...." Aimee shook her head with a slight groan, having no clue as to how Pinkkie even got into her room in the first place.

"Uh, he's not bitting my head, he's gumming, he's got no teeth after all" Pinkie Pie smiled back, ignoring the sole fact as to how she even got there "That card game, it's Magic: The Gathering, isn't it?"

"Well yeah, I do play a bit here and there, why's that?" Aimee asked Pinkie.

"Want a game? Me, you and Gummy against each other"

"Wait, wait, wait....the aligator will play?" Aimee questioned, looking at Gummy before shaking her head "Fine, let's play, I guess it'll be at least....interesting" and with that, the game was set up and they had begun.

After both Pinkie and Aimee made their first movie, it was now Gummy's turn whom just stood there, blinking one eye after the other "Oooh, he's concentrating"

Aimee groaned "This is gonna be a long duel...."

***

Aimee was indeed right, the duel had ended with her mouth left agape "I lost...to an aligator....the aligator won....the duel...."

"I know! Didn't I tell you that Gummy was a master duelist?" Pinkie Pie giggled as she bounded around the room while Gummy just blinked as she just stood there.

***

(Ponyville)

Flying overhead of Ghastly Gorge was a griffon, a familiar one that landed upon a nearby cloud and peered down atthe ponies gathered. Her eyes gazed upon Rainbow Dash in particular and grinned before she poked at the cloud to tamper wih it before letting said cloud pour down rain....on Rainbow Dash alone, leaving the other ponies dry as anything.

After all, Gilda did wish to speak with Rainbow Dash first before anything else.

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(Kratos' World)

Kratos gripped his blades tightly again "I told you, I serve no one and you will not force me!" he called out as he used the golden fleece to reflect the magic bolt back at Chong.

Serris · **Reply #571 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:14:18 AM

(En route to Ponyville)

"What's a cutie mark?" Captain Carson asked as she continued to Ponyville. Luckily, the dune buggy was equipped with headlights.

Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash galloped alongside them. Luckily, Captain Carson kept the dune buggy at a slow speed so they could keep up.

Rainbow Dash suddenly stopped as it rained on her. She looked up and spotted Gilda. "Gilda! What do you want now!"

She turned back and realized that the group continued on without her.

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Twilight let Trixie feed her the sandwich. She telekinetically opened a small bottle of fine wine and poured it into nearby goblets.

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Dr. Zanasiu and Zachary were trying to convince Big Macintosh to let them stay in his barn.

"Nope. Not until Applejack gives the go ahead," he said, shutting the door behind him.

Zachary sighed and kicked a rock with his steel-shod hoof. "Well, let's just wait."

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The ODIN trooper and the sole surviving "normal" had found residence with a certain Earth pony and Unicorn couple.

The ODIN trooper was nervous about entering their house due to the great weight of her armor; her CO told her "if you can't drive a car on it, don't step on it."

Luckily, the Unicorn assured them it was okay. When she entered, she was surprised that the floor could hold her weight.

She decided to remove her armor - which necessitated the help of the "normal" soldier.

A few minutes later, her armor lay in a corner and she was clad in a formfitting black jumpsuit. She ran a hand over her short black hair.

The "normal" trooper took off his helmet, shut off his powered armor and carefully stepped out of it.

Lyra - the green Unicorn - was busy taking notes with them.

"Erm, Lyra, if you don't mind, where is our bedroom?"

"You can stay right down here!"

The ODIN trooper shrugged and flopped down on a couch as the trooper lay down on another couch. They were soon asleep.

Lyra smiled and continued taking notes, occasionally using her magic to move their body parts slightly.

"Lyra! Leave those aliens alone!" her partner's voice called.

"Coming Bon-Bon!" she called as she galloped up the stairs.

On the coffee table was a sketchbook filled with notes and sketches about Humans.

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(Spire of Winter)

The four living planes landed inside the vehicle bay where their weapons were unloaded and cleaned.

Rainbow was busy being repainted and the boron residue from her jet exhausts was being scrubbed off.

"You know, these 'ponies' are really quite friendly," Lt. Martin said.

Captain Fairchild frowned as an ordnanceman removed a rocket pod. "We should still be careful; we've only met a small proportion of the inhabitants."

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Rime and Deimos had checked into the hotel they were previously staying at in Winterville. They were inside Deimos's room, which was - not surprisingly - filled with gear.

"Well f---!" Deimos said as he stripped off his armored vest and laid it in his case.

Rime washed his face in the nearby sink. "What happened?"

"F---ing inhabitants won't even look at me! I try to be friendly but they run."

Rime looked at himself in the mirror and opened his mouth. The sharp teeth of a predator greeted him. "You know, there was no meat anywhere."

Deimos finally realized something. Both he and Rime looked like terrifying predators; Stripetail and the others were used to this but not the inhabitants of this planet.

He sighed and entered the bathroom as Rime exited to go to his room.

MrDrake · **Reply #572 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:20:02 AM

"Trixie would also like to know something else, as she doesn't have a place as it was destroyed by that...Ursa Minor....would Trixie be allowed to stay at Twilights place instead? If that is alright with Twilight. If she doesn't want Trixie here, Trixie will understand" Trixie spoke up to Twilight, her head still resting upon Twilight's shoulder still, giving her a small nuzzle again.

***

Scootaloo looked at Captain Carson for a secon and was about to speak up when Sweetie Belle instead, answered the question.

"A cutie mark is what a pony has on their flank when they find out what their special talent is in life" Sweetie Belle told her.

"Hey! I was going to say that" Scootaloo snapped back at her friend.

***

"Wait you guys!" Fluttershy called out as she rushed off after her friends, coming up to Rarity and Applejack "Um you guys....I think we lost Pinkie Pie" she noted, not realizing that Rainbow Dash had also fallen behind.

***

"What? Can't I see my old friend again?" Gilda asked as she flew down to see Rainbow Dash up close "Sure, I did snap last time and all....but hey, I at least still consider you a friend Rainbow Dash....even if you do hang out with those other....lame ponies"

Nick22 · **Reply #573 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:21:30 AM

Chong deflected the bolt aside and sent three more.. he quickly realized he was going to need strong magic to beat Kratos.. and chong knew he had to step it up..
Nick was stuck in the phoenix , as chong had looked him and kerzach in the cafe
anyway for us to get out of here? Nick asked trying to work the timelocks

MrDrake · **Reply #574 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:32:15 AM

As the bolts were sent at Kratos, he rolled forwards to avoid them and in turn, close in the gap between himself and Chong. As he stood up, he sent his blades forward in order to try and impale Chong at least.

But as he did that, he was struck by a fireball as Hailey stood there, healed up thanks to Chong. His blades had veered off course, only for him to retract them and instead, throw lightning bolts in Hailey's dierction "Lightning bolts? A severed head? A defelector thingy....what doesn't he have available on him that can kill us?" she asked as she had jumped aside and watched as Kratos pulled out the Blade of Olympus "Yup, I just had to ask...."

Nick22 · **Reply #575 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:44:33 AM

Well I figure he has a weapon mde of different goods body parts chong said as he used magic to psaarry kratos' blows
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Stripetail summoned the remaining members of his team to the ship as it was getting dark. " We found some ebris where the Phoenix crashed Agumon said as they headed in.. " I'll have to head in there tomorrow and hae a look t it myself.. " For now its getting close to dinner time.. Lets hope the hotel has fish..

Kor · **Reply #576 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:52:21 AM

Spike and Sara (who used a pym particle capsule to shrink down to about 6 feet) were in the bowling alley. Spike was having some trouble picking out a ball since they were all so large.

"Why is there none my size?" Spike asked.

"here." Sara said, picking up one and using a bit of magic to shrink it down to Spike size. "Once it's rolling down the lane it'll go back it's former size, shrinking once it's hit the pins." She said, handing him the bowling ball.

"THanks." Spike said. Sara picked out a ball and they went to an unused lane.

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"Should we shrink down again?" Gnash asked as they neared the edge of Ponyville.

"The natives have seen the others and I do not see a reason why we need to." Velma said.

"I agree." Brooklyn said.

"I agree." Jason said. A stallion with an hour glass hour mark walked up to Jason and Jason bent down as he whispered to him. The others walked along.

"Where shall we go?" Gnash asked.

"Pizza or bread place?" Guilmon suggested.

"I don't think the people here have any pizzas." Velma said.

A few minutes later Jason caught up with them. "A most interesting pony. most interesting." Jason said.

Serris · **Reply #577 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:54:13 AM

(En route to Ponyville)

"Okay, so it just appears?" Captain Carson said. As if seemingly anticipating their next question, she added, "No, Humans don't get them."

"Captain, we need to turn around and get the others," Applejack called.

The woman immediately swung the dune buggy around and headed back to Ghastly Gorge.

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"They are not lame," Rainbow Dash said. "Besides, I... well, I'm still mad about how you made Fluttershy cry but I guess we can patch things up."

She saw the headlights of the dune buggy in the distance. "Erm, my friends are here."

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(Ponyville)

Ms. Swimmer staggered into town. She knocked on Twilight's door and then passed out. Her body was covered in burns from the spells that the Unicorn poachers had thrown at her. Both her electrical bracelets activated, wreathing her unconscious form in arcs of crackling blue lightning. This had been installed as a safeguard.

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Twilight nodded and was about to levitate her goblet of wine when someone knocked on the door.

She put the goblet down and telekinetically opened the door. She gasped as she found an unconscious alien wreathed in crackling electricity and it appeared to be seriously injured.

"Oh no, it's one of the aliens from before," she muttered.

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(Phoenix)

Dr. Kerzach looked around. "We could break the windows or see if we can sneak into the deeper parts of the ship," he said.

MrDrake · **Reply #578 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:04:46 AM

Gilda looked to Rainbow Dash "You...really want to make things up with me?" she asked her, ignoring the fact that her friends were arriving on the scene "I mean, I'm cool with that" she spoke, still trying to act rather cool with Rainbow Dash before placing an arm around her.

***

"Trixie is....thankful" Trixie told Twilight as she gave her another kiss on the lips and whispered into her ear "And Trixie does want to do something else for Twilight too, if Twilight will let her....something....different...." she moved around to in front of Twilight, playfully pushing her down onto her back and straight away, started to kiss her around her neck before kissing down her body, heading down towards her crotch area.

But then, she was interupted by the knocking at the door as Twilight opened said door "Trixie....is....she would still want to do that for Twilight....but maybe later tonight?" she asked hopefully, seeing if Twilight would get the message as well.

But then, her head snapped towards the fallen soldier "Is the alien alright?" she asked as well.

***

Kratos narrowed his eyes at chong as he gripped the Blade of Olympus tightly before he rushed at them, swinging the blade at hailey first, then towards Chong in an attempt to at least strike the two of them.

Serris · **Reply #579 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:13:19 AM

(En route to Ponyville)

Captain Carson leapt out of her dune buggy with her pistol drawn. She immediately holstered it as soon as she saw Rainbow Dash conversing with the creature.

"Rainbow Dash, you should know better than to leave your friends behind!" Rarity chided.

"Hey, sorry I just met Gilda," Rainbow Dash said with a smile.

Captain Carson looked at Gilda. She figured that if Rainbow Dash was willing to trust her, so should she. She approached the Griffin. "Greetings," she said in a calm done. "I am Captain Sharon Carson."

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(Ponyville)

Twilight carefully shut off the electrical field around Ms. Swimmer. Not knowing anything about the magical properties of the alien, she decided not to try any spells.

Ms. Swimmer groaned and sat up. She kept the electrical field around her self. ""

"What happened?" Twilight asked.

"Poachers. Everfree Forest. Captured three members of the scientific team. I think they want to sell them."

Twilight frowned. This was something that could cause a serious diplomatic incident. She shut the door behind herself as she ran to the basement.

"Trixie, can you try to keep our guest company while I mix some healing potion," she called as she headed down the basement.