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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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Spike went to the window and did his best to climb through.   Once on the other side he slightly relaxed, glad to be away from the crazy Vinyl Scratch.  He took a moment to wipe some presperation from his face before he started on trying to sneak past Olivia and towards the bedroom door.  

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"Sure, I can enchant both if you both want.  It's not a hard spell to do." Sara said.  

Jason took out what looked like a 50's sci-fi ray gun and put it on another setting.  He aimed it at the Odin trooper at the bottom of the whole.  The person started to go upward at the pace of a fast walk.  Meanwhile Sara went over to get ready to enchant to lighten the armor of the first ODIn trooper then she'd go to enchant the armor of the second one.


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Octavia was indeed, fast asleep, seemingly unaware that Spike had entered her bedroom.  But then she heard the floorboards creak as her eyes lazily opened up as her eyes fell upon Spike as she sighed and sat up "And just what are you doing in my bedroom?" she asked, tone just calm all the while.


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Spike started to panic, more afraid of what Vinyl Scratch would do to him and Twilight and Princess Celestia after her.  

"She.. wanted me to take ... some of your music.... she kept at me... I even suggested she speak to you...She seems to have lost it.  She is scary, like nightmare moon scary...." Spike said, starting to just tell the reason he was here & how Vinyl Scratch was acting as he started to cry, tears starting to flow...


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Octavia just sighed again at Spike's explanation as she got off the bed and walked over to Spike, looking at him for a few seconds before motioning him to follow her to the front door as she unlocked it.

On the other side, Vinyl stood there "Finally Sparky, took you long enough..." she started before realizing it was Octavia standing there.

"Stealing my music again Vinyl? Don't you remember what happened last time you tried it?" Octavia asked calmly.

"Hey, what happened then wasn't me fault!" Vinyl snapped at her.

"You poured honey into my violin...."

"I gave you another intrument thingy!" Vinyl again, snapped, yet, Octavia just looked ather rather calmly all the while.


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The group inside the Winterville Hotel sat down to dinner, with chaits set out for those who could sit, while for the lions , plates of food were set downm on the ground. the dinner was a buffet there was chicken, pork, pot pies dumplings, fish, and all of it smelled deliciuous..
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 Chong was slowly gaining the upper hand on Kratos although it was not easy, Chong was learning the hard way that Kratos was no pushopver, it was taking chong casting very powerful spells to keep him off balance and gain the upper hand..
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(Sugarcube Corner)

The ODIN troopers now weighed as much as much as the ponies did (~500 pounds) but they still kept all the advantages of their armor, not the least of which was their titanic strength.

Joan entered climbed out of the stairway and exited the house.

"Sorry about that," the normal soldier said as he drank from a glass of water. "ODIN troopers can weigh nearly 2,000 with their armor and they tend to forget that."

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(Twilight's House)

Twilight climbed into bed and wrapped her forelegs around Trixie's body. "Trixie, I..." she trailed off as she slid underneath the blankets.

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(En route to Cloudsdale)

The two planes throttled back their engines. Granted, it was still much louder than the flapping of Pegasi wings but it wasn't the earsplitting roar of jet engines on afterburners.

Rainbow Dash looked to see the two living planes flanking her and Spitfire. "Couldn't get enough of me, could ya?" she teased.

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Kratos narrowed his eyes at Chong as he had to stay on the defensive for now, blocking what attacks he could with his shield (to which I forget what it was called now).  Though he had soon enough, found a small opening to retaliate and instead of using his blades or any weapon as such, he decided to pull out Medusa's Head, aiming it Chong.

His aim was to turn him to stong and simply shatter him when he would accomplish such a task.  But there was still the matter in actually turning Chong to stone sucsessfully.

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(Sugercube Corner)

Pinkie approached the hole and poked her head inside and shook her head a little bit.  For once, the pink pony was looking a little worried as she turned to the aliens again "I guess it's okay...." she trailed off, eyes glancing at the hole still "At least Mr. and Mrs. Cake isn't here to see that"

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(Twilight's House)

Trixie looked at Twilight for a moment, but before she could say anything back, Twilight had slid underneath the covers.  At first, Trixie was unsure as to what Twilight was doing until she felt the unicorn's tounge run across her crotch.  That had caused Trixie to gasp a little bit herself.

But for Trixie, that was only the start of it as she just felt Twilight's tounge still running across her crotch for a few seconds more until she felt the tounge prod a little inside her.  Again, Trixie gasped a bit more "Twilight...." she murmered happily "But Trixie wanted to do that for Twilight...."

Twilight glanced upwards at Trixie "I know Trixie, you still can soon, just trust me alright?" she reassured Trixie before again, proding her tounge inside Trixie, said tounge going in deeper.

Trixie in turn, squirmed a little as she murmered again "Twilight...." was all the other unicorn could say, already feeling herself getting wet still.

And that's when Twilight stopped and moved upwards towards Trixie's face, giving her a kiss upon the lips before she turned around, her mouth at Trixie's crotch, while her own crotch was facing Trixie.  And straight away, Twilight went back to work on Trixie.

Trixie just looked at Twilight's own crotch for a second before she started to lick at it, her own tounge already, starting to explore the inside of Twilight.

The two unicorns were already, starting to feel wet from what the other was doing to them.  And it didn't even take all that long for Trixie to reach her climax first as she sprayed her juices upon Twilight's face.

Twilight in turn, did take a bit longer to do so, but she soon enough had reached her climax as well and in turn, sprayed her own juices upon Trixie's face before she let off a gasp.  She turned around to be able to face Trixie again, giving the other unicorn another smooch upon the lips.

(ooc: Serris had told me I was able to borrow Twilight for thatg post, but now she's back in his hands again)

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(Heading to Cloudsdale)

Spitfire headed off ahead in order to at least catch up with Rainbow Dash "So tell me, how's it feel to hang out with a Wonderbolt without anything else really bothering us?" she asked the rainbow maned pegasus "After all, I still want to see what sweet moves you can pull off as well"


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Chong threw up magical images to keep him from looking at medusa, he had read enough about the Gorgon to know that looking her in the face was lethal
_ Nick tried to help Kerzach break a window, but with no luck Suddenly Nick had in idea " Didn't Stripetail give you some magic to be used in emergencies Kerzach/ Nick asked " He gave me that phone ring, to call him in case of emergencuies.. ut that won't be much help as we dont know where we are..
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Kratos held the head up still, but saw that it wasn't affecting Chong at the least.  So instead, the Spartan rushed at an image, grabbing it and stabbing it in the stomach a few times, throwing it in Chong's directon.  He latched onto another image with his blades, swinging them around his head in order to throw that image at Chong.  Kratos was indeed, determined to kill Chong right now....

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Hailey opened up the ship and entered it, closing the doors behind her as she finally breathed a sigh of relief "That guy is a monster....he makes Chong seem....normal...." was all she had to say about Kratos, glancing at a few of the pony slaves that were looking at her "What are you all looking at? Get back to work" she grumbled as they all obeyed and did just that.


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Chong ducked the stone chunks thrown at him as he kept creating more and more images to protect himself.. interspaced with bolts of magic. chong was trying to knock the head out of kratos' hand..
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Kratos felt the head fly out of his hand, but as it did, he launched his blades forward to latch upon Chong himself, launching himself forward and in turning, pulling out his Nemean Cestus, pulling back his right hand as he closed in on Chong, ready to slam it into his face, hopefully with enough force to knock him across the battlefield a few feet as well.


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"We can fix the hole, or use a toon rug and put that over the hole to cover it up.  Only evil folks stepping on the rug will make it fall through, innocent and good people can walk on the rug over the hole just as if it were solid ground.  Part of toon physics." Jason said taking out a rug, that looked animated in the 30-50's theatrical short/tex avery/looney toons style of hand drawn animation.  At first it was very tiny, but he held a corner in his left and one in his right hand and flicked it, making it grow to full size.  "It's made a friend of mine that I know who makes these things.  Avery, doubt you've heard of of him.  Unlike Acme, all his stuff works."

"Bet you could sweep dust under the rug." Gnash said.  

"yes, that hole can hold a lot of dust." Jason said.

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"SO this has happened before?" Spike asked, surprised by what was going on.


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Octavia nodded to Spike "Yes, Vinyl here has attempted this before, and all times she has failed in doing so.  Being a unicorn does not help her in obtaining my music" she then glanced at Vinyl, then to Spike again "She just refuses to ask me about borrowing my music"

"That's only cause I know that you'll say no! Face it! You're just despise all my modern music and would rather rely on your own classical music!" Vinyl scoffed back.

"While that is true....wouldn't it be better to at least try to ask me than go around attempting and failing to steal my music?" Octavia replied back.

"I knew it! You hate my music!" Vinyl scoffed again "At least my music is better than your music"

"Oh....now that is a laugh" Octavia spoke, yet, not laughing at all "All your music is nothing but a laugh.  Everypony doesn't exactly....enjoy your music"

Vinyl just looked at Octavia, mouth slightly agape "Take. that. back"

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Pinkie Pie thought on what they had just said and was about to answer them when Mr. and Mrs Cake approached.  The two looked at the hole in the ground then to Pinkie Pie "Pinkie dear, would you mind telling us what had happened here?" Mrs. Cake asked her.

"It wasn't my fault! Honestly! The alien came in and fell through the floor!" Pinkie Pie quickly replied back "You can even ask Gummy! He'll tell you too!"

The Cakes just looked at Gummy, who in turn, just blinked back, then they looked to the others as well, seeing what they had to say about the hole in the floor.


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Dr. Kerzach nodded as he pulled out and opened his switchblade. "This has a enchantment that lets me throw the knife and it will instantly return to my hand. It also has an enchantment that keeps the blade permanently sharp and lets it slice through any type of magical barrier."

He looked out the window and saw some ponies pulling carts of debris and other material.

"So Chong's enslaving aliens too," the Cassowary said as he sat on a chair.

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Joan looked at Mrs. Cake.

"It was my fault ma'am," the soldier said. "I was not aware that the floors could not support nearly 2,000 pounds."

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(En route to Cloudsdale)

Rainbow Dash was at a loss for words. "I...I... I can't describe it but it's awesome!" she cried.

"Dash," Rainbow said, "we'll be taking a flight around Cloudsdale."

"No wait, you said you were the flight leader of an aerobatics team on your world. How would you like to meet the flight leader of the Wonderbolts?" Dash exclaimed. It seemed that she wanted the two living planes to share her enthusiasm about the Wonderbolts.

"Sure," the living F-22 said as her wingtip lights flashed red then green - the aviation equivalent of a shrug.

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(Cloudsdale)

Spitfire just chuckled lightly "Sure, but first, I've just got to go and sort out what I need to do here.  I'll be back soon" she told Rainbow Dash in particular, but also nodded to the living planes before she headed inside.

After at least 15 minutes worth, Spitfire had returned to the group "Alright, all is fine here" she then glanced at Rainbow Dash "So, how about those moves? Anything in particular you want to show off to me?"

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(Sugercube Corner)

Mrs. Cake just smiled "Oh, don't you worry about it so much, it's understandable" she smiled to Pinkie Pie softly as well "But I'm afraid that we may have to, for the night, close of Sugercube Corner"

Pinkie Pie just seemed to gulp lightly at that, as if she still felt a little guilty about what had just happened.  But she just grabbed Gummy and headed off outside.

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(Twilight's House)

Trixie just lay there, her head rested on Twilight's chest "Did Twilight enjoy that?" she asked Twilight first "Because Trixie does hope that Twilight did...."


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Spike looked at Ocavia and Vinyl Scratch.  "Maybe you 2 can work on some music you both like.  There has to be some sort of music you both like, or sorta like.  Wouldn't that be better then fighting?" Spike asked, thinking of just that idea and saying it.  

"Twilight and her friends don't like the same things but they can work together." Spike said.

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"It's easy enough to fix with magic." Sara said.  

"Especially if 2 work together, luckily I"m in this body which is good at magic, unlike my original which is very bad at it." Jason said.  

Guilmon looked at the hole.  "Reminds me of a party, a funny party."

Jason nodded, "I remember that one, if the one you're thinking of."

"Man that was one wild party."  Brooklyn said.  

"If this is a sample of that, I am glad I missed that party." Velma said.


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Octavia just chuckled away lightly herself "Sorry, but I don't work with DJ ponies" she told Spike while looking at Vinyl all the while until she pushed Spike outside "And to save yourself the trouble Vinyl, please don't try and steal my music again" and in turn, she closed the door on the two of them.

Vinyl just stood there as her sunglassess slid off her face and onto the ground.  Yet, she just stood there still, making no attempt to grab her sunglassess again "My music....sucks?" was all she could say as she turned around and started to walk off, paying no attention to Spike right now "Everypony hates my music...." she said to herself as she walked along slowly, her sunglassess still where they had fallen.

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Mrs. Cake looked at the aliens "You can do magic? Well now, that is a different story.  Did you hear that....Pinkie?" she asked, turning to see that Pinkie Pie was gone.


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"no, that's not true.  Haven't you had some folks who told you they enjoyed your music?" Spike called out as he ran after Vinyl Scratch to try to help her feel better.  

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"Yea, but don't you have folks who can do magic here?  It feels like a magic type of world." Sara said.



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Vinyl just walked on slowly, her eyes just watching the ground as she spoke to Spike "Not....really...." was all she could say as she was heading in the direction of her place "I just always assumed that they enjoyed it, even if they didn't really say anything about it...." she sighed as she finally looked to Spike, her eyes just looking empty at the moment.

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"Why yes, we do, but if you lot are saying that you have magic, then it would be best that you fix this up for us, if you don't mind that is" Mrs. Cake answered back, looking to the hole again as Derpy poked her head out of it.

"This is a really cool hole" Derpy spoke up from inside the hole before she climbed out and sat down beside it.


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Twilight nodded and snuggled closer to Trixie. "I do," she said as she planted a kiss on Trixie's cheek.

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Ms. Swimmer practiced her stick fighting techniques in the downstairs area. She was careful not to knock or break anything over. The air hummed and crackled with the electrical discharges of her weapon.

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(En route to Cloudsdale)
 
"Well, there is the Buccaneer Blaze," the blue Pegasus said. "And the Fantastic Filly Flash."

The two living planes slowly circled around.

"These I gotta see," Rainbow said.

"Never did get her name," Lt. Martin added.

"That's Spitfire, flight leader of the Wonderbolts!" Rainbow Dash said.

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(Sugarcube Corner)

"Actually, few of us can do magic," Joan said. "But the suit we wear makes us super strong and super tough."

John - the other ODIN trooper - looked at Derpy. "So who are you?"

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(Spire of Winter)

Deimos was eating a meal of fish with the other members of the crew.

He frowned; Mr. Bigmouth's crew should have been back by now.

He radioed Mr. Bigmouth - all he got was static. "Stripetail, something's happened to Mr. Bigmouth," he said.

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(Bridlehem)

Inside an abandoned warehouse in the dirty industrial heart of Equestria, Mr. Bigmouth and the two soldiers were placed inside metal cages.

All of them had their weapons - and in the case of the two soldiers, their powered armor confiscated.

"All right, just what the f--- do you think you are planning to do with us!?" Mr. Bigmouth demanded.

"Simple, exotic beasts from another world equals cash."

"Yeah, congratulations, you just kidnapped an alien ambassador and his two guards. Enjoy your diplomatic incident."

The poachers laughed in disbelief as they examined the aliens' equipment. Mr. Bigmouth silently hoped that one of the poachers would accidentally shoot themselves as they tried to figure out their technology.

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