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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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Trixie's eyes gazed at Blackheart as her eyes narrowed at him "You almost killed Trixie!" she ended up yelling at him.

Blackheart just simply seemed to smile back at Trixie smugly "Which was a real shame, considering that I was after going through with killing you...." his eyes gazed towards Twilight, then back towards Trixie again.

Trixie just snorted back at him and looked to Twilight "Why is he even here with us? Trixie will not be working with him....she refuses to, after he almost killed Trixie...." she told Twilight, though gritting her teeth lightly as she did so.

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Spitfire nodded back to Rainbow Dash "I know, which is why they'll be joining us in the airshow as well....I do have a small idea on what we would be doing in the airshow.  Most of the Wonderbolts will be flying side by side with Rainbow and her friends, while you on the other hoof-" she spoke, placing a hoof to Rainbow Dash's chest "I would love it if you could finish off with your Sonic Rainboom" she added in, lightly letting her nose touch Rainbow Dash's nose.

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Jackson remained on top of the repulsorsled as he looked back at the town they were leaving before he turned around to look ahead.


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"You just rest Trixie.  I'm sure he's not a danger to any of us currently, especially with so many others around." Spike said, patting Trixie gently.  "We'll be back soon." He said.

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Seeing they were getting ready to head out Sara decided to cast a spell so she would be invisible to visible light as well as sonar, radar and other things.  Then she could fly an Arial escort and no one would know, which could be an advantage if the group were attacked.


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Rainbow Dash blushed in response to Spitfire's touch.

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Several minutes later, the convoy arrived at Ponyville. Applejack and Rarity got off one of the sleds and headed to Sweet Apple Acres. Captain Carson accompanied the two.

"Oh, hello Miss Carson," Granny Smith said pleasantly. She nudged a table with some apple turnovers towards the trio. "Snacks?"

"It's 'Captain Carson'," Captain Carson replied. She took one of the turnovers. "Thank you, Ms. Smith."

"My mistake. Such a polite young mare." She then turned to Applejack and Rarity. "You must be here to pick up the Cutie Mark Crusaders."

"That would be correct," Rarity said.

"Sweetie Belle! Scootaloo! Applebloom! Get over here now!" Granny Smith ordered.

Captain Carson sighed. She had more or less been forced into the role of Scootaloo's big sister.

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"So is everypony heading back to your ship?" Twilight asked.

"Yep," Zachary replied from his position in the dune buggy's rocket turret.

"How wonderful! I would love to see your craft and learn all about it!"

Mr. Bigmouth frowned. "I advise you to not get excessively curious but we'll be happy to show you around as long as it's within reason."

"Understood!" Twilight could barely keep the excitement out of her voice. "Spike! Isn't this such an amazin opportunity? We're going to be exploring an alien ship!"

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As they arrived back in Ponyville, Trixie jumped off the vehicle, though wincing from the pain in her forehead still.  She glanced to Twilight for a moment "Trixie will be back" she spoke, giving Twilight a kiss on the cheek before she turned and trotted off towards Twilight's library, though again, wincing every so often.

As she arrived in the library, she concentrated as her horn started to glow...but her concentration didn't go so well as there was a loud crash and books had fallen off their shelves.  Trixie just groaned from that as she started to dig through the books, as if she was trying to find specific books "If Trixie's head was not hurting, this would be over so much more quicker...." she muttered to herself.

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Spitfire smiled to Rainbow Dash and gave her a small kiss upon the lips "So, how does that idea sound?"

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Jackson got off his vehicle and approached Stripetail.  His gaze did shift towards Blackheart for a moment, then to Striptail again "You sure it's such a good idea to bring him along with us?"

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As their names were called, there was no answer for a few moments until Scootaloo was heard yelling out first "You just don't get it! If you were able to play along, then we still wouldn't be in trouble" she groaned in annoyance at Sweetie Belle as the three of them headed downstairs.


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"Yea, sounds cool." Spike said, smiling, his right thumb held up.  He was diffidently looking forward to that.  He looked at Trixie as she went off.  "Shouldn't someone be sure she goes to the hospital or a doctor to be looked after?" Spike asked Twilight.  

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Seeing them safe back in POnyville Sara dropped her spell and went to Where she saw Jason and some of the others were at.  "have you seen Tarrax?" SHe asked.

"Last I saw he was flying towards the ship." Jason said.  "If you are going there you can take these.  They are some star charts with information of where the ship was going that Chong was on when it left here.  They can add it to the information and ata they currently have.  I tracked it the best I could using long range sensors, that's we weren't there for the battle I heard about." Jason said, pulling out and handing some paper with drawings and astrogation equations and stuff on them.  Though the tardis did the scanning & printing out he used that as an excuse to explain why they were not around, when they were in their ranger forms instead.  In case anyone over heard them since Sara knew at least Jason had some morphers and the others likely could.  Others may not know though.

"Thanks, I'll be sure to pass these along." Sara said, flying up to head towards the ship after she put the paper away.

((I left off the other ship's name with the bad guys since I can never remember it's name.)


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Captain Carson was the first to speak. "Scootaloo, I don't know what made you think following us into a dangerous area was a good idea!" she scolded. "I don't ever want to see you with us on any of our rescue missions unless you get permission from myself or Stripetail! As a punishment, you can forget about that hoverskiff piloting lesson I told you about a few days ago!"

Applejack looked at the CMC. "What the hay we're y'all thinking!? Bridlehem's not a place for fillies to be runnin' around it! Now ah want you to apologize to Captain Carson and the rest of the aliens for making their job harder!" she demanded.

Rarity glared at Sweetie Belle. "Sweetie Belle, what you did was not only extraordinarily unsafe; it was also extraordinarily selfish. Your adventures posed a hazard to Captain Carson. You have no right to jepardize that mare's mission in an attempt to gain your cutie marks. Now I want you to apologize to her!"

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"Sounds awesome!" Rainbow Dash said. "Hey, why don't we meet with them and have them show off some stunts and then we could figure out how to work them into the show."

Aa if on cue, the four living planes touched down on a nearby grassy field.

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Riley walked up to Spike and Twilight, glancing to Spike as she did so "You seem to know what to do with Trixie, so why not you go and make sure she's alright? Unless Twilight here would rather check on her?" she suggested with a light shrug to boot.

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Spitfire smiled to Rainbow Dash before she trotted over to the living planes "Rainbow Dash had an idea, which I do agree on.  Since we're going to be putting on an airshow, you mind showing off some of your stunts now?"

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"We're sorry..." the three Crusaders muttered underneath their breath, but enough for the others to hear them.


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Spike looked over at Twilight, "What do you think Twilight.  Would you rather go yourself, I go, or both of us go, or wait till Trixie gets back?" He asked.

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Sara soon arrived at the ship.

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"Good food here." Guilmon said eating some of the food at the Cafe they were at.

"Indeed.  I wonder if the next place will have as nice of inhabitants as here." Jason said.

"Except for that one city." Brooklyn said.

"True, but the ones here are nice, and I expect that city is the exception rather then the usual." Jason said.


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he is our prisoner Stripetail replied to her ' and we will see what help he can give us,,his name is richly deserved, by the way..' he added 'lets take him to the ship and see what we can do with him..
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(ooc: It's him, not her....after all, Jackson is a dude XD)

Jackson nodded back to Stripetail "Understood" his eyes gazed towards Blackheart, then to Stripetail again "You have any plans on how you can keep him in cheek, to make sure he doesn't do anything to hurt or harm anyone else?" he asked.

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Another loud thud was heard coming from the library as more books fell onto the floor.  Trixie rubbed her forehead as she gave off a groan "Sure, all Trixie wasnts is a few library books, but no....it just has to make everything so difficult for her...." she spoke as she walked over to a nearby wall and placed her forehead against it before she just started to bang her head against said wall in annoyance, despite the pain already on her forehead.


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"Sounds like she is hurting herself more.  We should go there.  Maybe put her in the hospital like happened to Rainbow Dash." Spike said looking over to where Twilight Sparkle was.  Spike got ready to head off to where he heard all the crashing and such coming from.





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Riley looked to Spike, then over towards the library where the loud crashes were heard "Does she usually do any of this? I mean, hurt herself? Cause things to crash? That sort of stuff?" her eyes remained upon the library "Cause it already sounds like she's making a mess in the library....I'd hate to think what she's actually trying to do in there"

Her eyes then gazed towards Spike again "Unless you want to head there now, and perhaps Twilight can catch up to us as soon as she's ready?" Riley asked "I mean, seems to be the best idea right now, best stop whatever it is Trixie's doing in there before she hurts herself even more" she added in and already, started to head towards the library, but glancing back to make sure that Spike was following her.


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"No, usually it's Derpy who crashes into things and makes things fall and accidentally does damage, at times." Spike said as he started to run towards the Library.  "We may have to force her into the hospital.  I bet it'll take me hours to clean up." Spike said.


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"Well, sounds like a handful regardless" Riley answered back as she opened up the door to the library.  As she poked her head inside and saw the mess that had been made.  Her eyes glanced over towards Trixie whom was still lightly banging her head away upon a nearby wall, muttering to herself.

"So Trixie....what is it that you were trying to do in here exactly?" Riley then asked Trixie.

"Get some books together, but as soon as Trixie tried to use magic....it backfired....her head is still hurting...." Trixie muttered back a little.

"And yet, Trixie banging her head against a wall is helping matters out....how?" Riley asked back, yet, getting no answer from Trixie as she looked to Spike with a light shrug.


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"Trixie stop.  You'll hurt yourself more." Spike said as he ran over to where Trixie was to try to stop her.  "You should be resting, maybe in a hospital." Spike said as he ran over.  He did his best to try to stop her.


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"But Trixie does not need to go to a hospital....Trixie does not want to...." Trixie muttered back to Spike as she stopped, her head just resting against the wall by that point "Trixie hates hospitals...."

Riley glanced at all the books that were on the ground "Might I ask as to what you were trying to do? As in, what sort of books you were after? Cause it looks like you failed to find what you were after"

"Spell books..." Trixie glanced at Spike again "Because Trixie still needs to learn better spells than just summoning rockets...."


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"There is Modern Spellcasting, Twilight put that in the classics section." Spike said going over to the shelf where it was.  And Fundamentals of Magic and Magic for Beginners, are over on these shelves." Spike said going to those shelves. "Why they are not in the magic section who knows." Spike said sarcastically half to himself.  Louder he said. "Twilight has her own system to put the books on the shelves.  But you do need to rest.  maybe Zecora can whip you up a potion or something." Spike said.  "She never took my advice, to use the whole floor as one big shelf."

(ooc: I got the info on the modern spellcasting and where twilight would have shelved it from an actual episode. ;) )


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"Well, I ain't much of a stunt plane," Captain Fairchild said sheepishly. "So I'll stay grounded for this one."

"Neither am I, but I have a stunt known as the 'Seraph's Wing'," Major Lockie said.

"Spitfire, Rainbow Dash, those who are participating will showcase our signature single stunts and then if there's time, we'll some of our combined stunts," Rainbow said. "Major, you go first!" she barked. "Clear!"

Everyone backed away to leave space for the planes to take off and land.

Major Lockie's engines coughed and then started up with a dull roar as he taxiied down the makeshift runway. A few minutes later, he continued his flight but he deployed flares. Burning golden orbs streamed from his flanks from underneath his wings and belly. As the orbs arced through the air, they left burning streamers through the air. As they burnt out, the smoke took the rough form of an angel.

The living AC-130 then landed to applause from the gathered crowd.

Rainbow Dash gaped. "That's amazing! It's as cool as my Buccaneer Blaze!" She then quickly added, "Almost as cool."

"Eltee, your turn!" Rainbow barked.

Lt. Martin glanced around her, lit her engines and soared into the sky. She then proceeded to do a rapid climb on full afterburners, leaving a faint blue trail of fire with visible shock diamonds behind her. At the apex of her climb, she intentionally entered a spin and dumped fuel. As a result, she trailed a helix of fire behind her as she spiraled down to the ground. After the end of the stunt, she pulled out of the spin and finished off the routine with an aileron roll. She then landed to more applause.

Rainbow then dipped her head and moved all her control surfaces to ensure they were functional. "All right, I'm going to show off my two signature stunts - Pugachev's Cobra and the Fire Kulbit."

She then lit her engines and soared into the sky. After a few aileron rolls and some stints of upside down flying to get ready, she resumed her level flight path. She then pulled her nose up as if ready to climb, but she held that position and thanks to her initial speed and powerful engines, she continued forward in her "reared up" stance for a substantial distance. She then dropped back to level flight and got ready for her Fire Kulbit. She reared up as for her Pugachev's Cobra stunt but instead of dropping down to level flight, she leaned back in the air even more. As a result, the living F-22 essentially did a backflip in the air. To top it off, she deployed flares from her belly as she did so, essentially drawing a circle with brilliant gold fire. The circle was substantially larger that if she did a normal Kulbit but it was necessary to avoid being hit with her own flares.

She then landed in the airfield next to Rainbow Dash and Spirfire.

"So do we make it?" Rainbow asked expectantly.

Rainbow Dash held a foreleg to her chin. "I will say that your stunts are really, really good but Spitfire's the one who makes the final decision."

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Mr. Bigmouth and the rest of the Pelvanida group were watching the impromptu airshow.

"The Angel Flares are amazing, no matter how many times you see it," Dr. Zanasiu said as he sipped a cola he bought from a nearby stand.

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Twilight Sparkle had arrived inside her library. "Trixie!" she scolded. "You shouldn't be using magic in your condition!"

She then turned to Spike. "Spike, the aliens were willing to lend us two of their medics. Do you want to see their ship? Captain Carson seems to be rather eager to show it off."

At her words, Mr. Bigmouth and a Spire of Winter medic entered through the door. Mr. Bigmouth had his messenger bag filled with first aid supplies (both from the ship and herbal mixes of his own concoction <an herb garden was provided for his use>)

Mr. Bigmouth went up to Trixie. "Trixie, I need to scan you with this tricorder," he said, showing her the instrument. "Then I can treat your injuries."

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Trixie looked at Twiligth for a moment "But Trixie is fine!" she insisted, even though it was obvious that she wasn't at all fine "Trixie just wants to get some reading materials together is all"

Riley folded her arms "You really should listen to Twilight and the others, it's for your own wellbeing" she told her, glancing at Mr. Bigmouth, then to Trixie again.

Trixie just fell silent at that point, eyes still upon Twilight before she just let off a hefty sigh "Fine....even though Trixie said she was fine...."

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Spitfire just watched as each of the stunts were preformed, then looked to Rainbow Dash, then back to the living planes once again and stepped forward "Of course they are, I mean I did already promise that you were allowed in the airshow, I just had to see what you could do so that I could figure out a good way to have the show play out"

"Gonna need a bit of time to get something together" she paused for a moment as she looked to Rainbow Dash again "Got a place where I can work on the gameplay for the airshow? If you want to as well, you can help me out" she told her, giving her a light nuzzle too.


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"Yea, you should just relax and rest.  You can read books while you are resting and getting better." Spike said, trying to be helpful.  He looked around at the mess.  "Guess I better get started cleaning up." Spike said as he got started picking up the books to put them away there they belonged.  

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"Sounds like the noises from there are stopped." Said one background pony glancing towards the library to another as they walked.  "I wonder what was causing it."

"Maybe one of Pinkie's wild parties." Another background pony said as they both walked along.