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"i'll take a black one," Kovu said.

Jing King stepped next. While not as huge as her father, Jing still weighed an impressive 1250. "Don't underestimate me," she smirked


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Mr. Bigmouth, Deimos and Ms. Swimmer were getting outfitted for their mawashis. As they were newbies, they had to content themselves with colored ones.

Mr. Bigmouth chose a leaf green mawashi; Deimos chose grey and Ms. Swimmer took a red one.

"Good luck," Zachary said. He exited the shop seeing as there was nothing in his size.

"All right, let's do this!" Mr. Bigmouth said.

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Dr. Kerzach approached Nani whom he found in the park. "I got some lunch for you. It's the planet's specialty -- chankonabe. It's actually leftovers from my lunch, but you know how Mawashi's portions are."

He sat on a bench as he watched some children engage in sumo bouts. They were dressed in light tunics. As a tradition, mawashis were only to be worn by adults engaging in sumo bouts. Wearing them at any other time was considered sacrilegious. Children were not permitted to wear mawashis until their adulthood ceremony on their eighteenth birthday. This ceremony consisted of months of meditation, vast amounts of food, vigorous exercise and ritual purification. After that, the had to face trial by combat upon which they faced off against their mentor. Only if they win, are they permitted to enter formal sumo matches.

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A 19 year old male tiger named Ven, a native of Mawashi, had recently completed his adulthood ceremony, and weighed enough to qualify for the tournament.

"My first competition, what an honor," Ven smiled to himself.

"You're a local, are there any good hotels nearby?" Carmelita asked.

"Just to the west of the park," Ven pointed.

Kovu was drooling at some of the sheer portion sizes the restaurants offered.


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Heavyweight division' the judge said writing Jing Kings name in.
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 Stripetail headed into the town and stopped at a store that said ' Magic and Mawashis
- welcome! said an elderly badger from a counter to Stripetail's left. : are you here for attire.. or magical supplies ' The latter. I'm too old  to wrestle, and dont have the body type for it.." stripetail smiled sagely "Well not everyone here can be a sumo..I'm Turusawa" the badger said ' Lord Stripetail at your service.
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 oh my Lord' Turusawa bowed quickly " It is an honor. Can I intrterest you in any of our magical post cards/' Turasawa held one up , which had the picture on it change magically ever few seconds- theres Mount Mawashi. Mount Ozai, Ozai World Park, Sumohalla,the rings of sumo, and Sumopolos, our capital,. its normally 50 cents, but for you, my lord, 10 cents." Stripetail tossed a dime on the counter as two  racoon sumos rushed into the store, the larger one was chasing a smaller one "Come on pipsqueak!' taunted the larger racoon " Wrestler me again so I can take your lunch money? 'Leave me alone Owa! the other one said as  he tripped and fell as Stripetails feet. Stripetail smiled at the young racoon, put his postcard away and turned to face Owa " Young man, what seems to be the issue here
 he asked calmly - as the other racoon, named Ruchi crawled behind him.
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Whats it to you small one? Owa said derisively." Is that any way to speak to your elders, or fir that matter your betters?' stripetail replied " So you're small old and crazy, if you think you're better than me at sumo" Owa replied ' My boy, I dont sumo. i am a mage." oh a mage, huh? lets see you do a trick then mage, can you pull a quarter out of my ear? Owa said tauntingly.
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those are illusions and tricks not real magic' stripetail replied. Owa smirked , then went over to a row of mawashis and knocked them to the ground. 'OWA! Turusawa cut in , clearly ticked. " You pick those mawashis up now!' " Master  Turusawa, I am merely testing the mage to see if he has any real ability. "Very well, Owa i accept your challenge. Not only will i pick up the  mawahis you knocked over and return them, I will organize this entire store. after that i will chide you magically for being so disrespectful." stripetail said. " Suturm Restorum Immedici!' he commanded and took a step forward.  two balls of whit light shot from his paws, one hit the mawashis the other hit the rows containing mawashis, and other magical goods. one by one, the mawashis lifted off the ground, the first two lifted the back into place then hung themselves back on their hooks, around the stores mawashis, cards and other knicknacks were flying all over the place, the outfits to the  proper sizes, weight classes and colors, cards to their proper eras, and even a broom and dustpan were moving around cleaning. ' the workers stopped and clapped- they didnt have to do those tasks today.
 Owa gaped at all the magic being shown around him. Within a matter of minutes , the entire store was organized and clean. Ruchi grinned at Owa, who was known as a local bully, being put in his place. bullies gain their strength from fear and intimidation, there is nothing worse for a bully than seeing that fear and intimidation turn to laughter and mocking.
_ Stripetail then hit Owa with a spell that flipped him upside down and  lifted him off the ground  and into the air. stripetail moved his paw  flipped Owa right side up and Owas mawashi came up off of Owas butt, and lodged on his face. Those gathered, laughed at the sight, even Turusawa could not hide a smirk. Stripetail moved owa around, so his bare butt was visible to all. on Mawashi , a sumo was deeply humiliated if his butt was fully exposed in public. Owa's cries of anger were muffled by his mawashi. Stripetail removed the mawashi again and  money fell out of two pockets in the mawashi. Ruchi rushed forard and grabbed two small purses that fell on the ground ' thats the money he stole from me two weeks ago, and last week ' he grinned, as owa swung helplessly in the air , now completely nude.Owas face brimmed with tears, and Stripetail finally set him down and let him put his mawashi back on.
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 Owa seethed with anger as he put his mawashi back on." You'll pay for this mage! he yelled " My dear boy, I told you, I dont like being disrespected. not only have I showed you that I am a mage, but i'm telling you right now, that was but a tiny demonstration of a small fraction of my abilities. there are only a handful of beings in existence whose powers rival mine, young Owa, and you, most certainly are not one of them. ' Stripetail said.
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 AHHH! Owa screamed and rushed at Stripetail "Owa weighed over 400 pounds, and now he intended to squash this mage who had dared humiliate him so. Fraziere! Stripetail commanded and Owa was stopped in his tracks, halfway towards Stripetail. in a few seconds, the raccoon was encased in a large block of ice.
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Dont worry Owa Stripetail said coming up to him, the racoon glancing around the ice block in fear.. " with the temperature on this planet, that ice will melt in an day or so. Or you can ask those around you to chip off the ice into ice cubes, you'll be free sooner that way. better ask nicely though. Good Luck, young Owa, i hope you will learn a lesson from all this: Dont piss off wizards.' Stripetail turned away from owas ice block and was met with Turusawa, Ruchi and the workers at the store, all were clapping.
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 Well done my lord. that ruffian has made a mess of my store, more times than i can count; turasawa said " Thank you master mage, for giving me my money back' Ruchi said. ' thank you for cleaning the store for us ' the workers chimed in.
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 Turusawa brought forth a large hourglass, filled near to the bulb with glowing pink sand ' this is the hourglass of Ozai. it is said to contain great magical power. Master ozai gave it to my grandfather as a reward for being one of only 3 sumos in recorded history to ever defeat him in a match. I'm giving it to you because I have never had the store this clean, this organized this..orderly. and well, you taught that scamp owa a lesson. dont worry my lord we'll chip him out. vendors will pay nicely for ice cubes." Turusawa said . I will put this in a prominent place in my Historical Treasures room. Thank you." Stripetail said gratefully accepting the gift " Home!' He commanded and cast a spell on the hourglass, but all that happened was the hourglass turned over and sand began running through it towards the bottom.
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Oh, thats one of the hourglasses' powers. spells dont work on it until after one turn of the glass. One turn is a daylength.' Turusawa explained " well then I will just have to go put it in my room then until tomorrow. Good Day Turusawa, and Thank you. Stripetail said, intrigued by this new discovery.
 He took the hourglass, which was quite heavy and carried it out.  as he left the shop, he turned and saw Turusawa handing out hammers and chisels to his workers and other customers. a smirk appeared on Stripetails face and he turned to head back to the ship, and his quarters.
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"Who is this Ozai?" Bentley asked, "Is he the ruler of this world?"

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Where shall we eat?" Kovu asked Kiara. "The heat is so nice...."

"And it's so warm," Kiara smiled, "Kuzon would have loved this." "Let's get hotdogs" she said to her mates question.

Though by asking for 3, they were each given 30 a piece. "Wow...." Kovu awed hungrily, beginning to dig in.

"What can I get for a dollar sir?" Oliver asked a vender.

"This much, the shopkeeper smiled, giving the kitten a massive amount of fish


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Well He is the heaviest being on the planet' said a vendor who was giving Bentley a scoop of ice cream. on mawashi a single scoop of ice cream was equal to several gallons on Earth." Hes the leader, and usually challenges the superheavyweight champion. Hes weighs about 10000 pounds, or did last time he was weighed. which was some time ago. he is adored and revered. thers pictures of him in every house. mens want to be him. women want to be with him, and some men do too." the vendor laughed.
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"I wonder if he's an immortal," Bentley said jokingly. He had no idea that that was actually the truth, and that someone he was travelling with had connections to Ozai.

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"We should save some for Kuzon," Kiara said.

"That won't be hard, there's so much to eat, Kovu chuckled, stuffing his face.

"Let's find some bamboo to eat, father," Jing told the Panda King.


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Dr. Kerzach decided to engage in a match for some cash.

When he challenged one of the adults, all he got was derisive laughter. One of them pointed to a smaller ring where some preteens were wrestling. One of them, a large Wolf was quickly slapped around and then pushed out of the ring by a boy who appeared to weigh at least two hundred pounds. He gulped; the very smallest child weighed as much as Doctor Zanasiu did, the heaviest probably weighed as much as Zachary.

The scientist sighed. "Might as well."

He stepped into the ring and was soon faced with his opponent. As he was underage, he wore a simple tunic.

"Is this a joke!?" the boy boomed.

Dr. Kerzach stretched. "Nope!"

He squared off against his opponent. He gulped as he felt the ground shake as the boy charged towards him. Hoping to trick him into running out of the ring, he dodged but the boy stopped himself.

Taking the opportunity, the Cassowary lunged forward, hoping to push him out of the ring. Even though he was incredibly strong for his size, his opponent was almost a hundred pounds heavier.

It was like trying to push a brick wall. The boy staggered from the push but held firm. Dr. Kerzach grunted as he continued pushing.

The boy used one hand to slap his opponent's face and then both hands to push him away. He smirked as he watched his opponent fly through the air.

Doctor Kerzach skidded to a stop inches from the border. He let his opponent rush him again. Dodging the rush, he grabbed the boy's tunic belt and hoisted him off the ground and gave a little push towards the border line.

While the push had upset the boy's footing to the point that it looked like he was about to topple backwards, it had also caused the Cassowary to flail his arms about in an attempt to regain his lost balance.

It was to no avail, Doctor Kerzach fell to his knees moments before his opponent fell onto his back outside the border.

"So who wins?" another boy asked.

"Hiro wins because he was the last to fall," a boy said.

"No, the skinny guy wins because Hiro fell outside the ring!" another boy countered.

"What!? You're wrong!"

"Actually, the newcomer wins." A massive man with his hair in the traditional top knot sat down on the bench. Judging from his tunic, he wasn't preparing to enter any matches. "Hiro is the 'shini-tai' in this case. From how Hiro's upper body was out of the ring and so leaning back so far, there's no way to recover."

Hiro got up and turned to the man. "So I lost?"

The man nodded. "Yes. I suggest you work on your techniques. Your power and size is remarkable for one so young but technique is what matters most."

Hiro bowed in respect. The boy went off to find his parents.

The man then turned to Doctor Kerzach. "Newcomer, your technique as well as your strength is remarkable. However, your small size and light weight is a serious handicap. I saw you struggle to push Hiro out of the ring. And if you barely eked out a win by the shini-tai rule against a child in an informal match, you will stand no chance in the dohyo."

He then looked over Doctor Kerzach. He shook his head. "Actually, forget what I said. You wouldn't even be allowed to compete. However, if you do compete, keep what I said in mind."

Doctor Kerzach bowed, imitating Hiro. As the man walked off, he stretched and massaged his sore muscles. "Who's he?"

One of the boys spoke up. "He's one of the local judges. He provides free advice to young and new wrestlers."

Another boy who had been watching handed him two bills of Mawashi currency. When Doctor Kerzach looked askance, the boy spoke. "Winners traditionally get a little pocket money or a gift. Even in these little matches. But in the big leagues, they can get lots of money."

Doctor Kerzach thanked the boy and pocketed the money with a sigh. He rubbed the massive welt on the side of face, checking to make sure his beak wasn't cracked. That slap felt more like getting hit in the face with a wooden stick. "I can't take this; even my lessons in combatives wasn't this painful."

He brushed the clay off his clothes and headed down the path.

(OOC - Shini-tai refers to a sumo in an unrecoverable position but is not the first the first to fall or touch the ground.)

(OOC - Dohyo is the ring where they hold sumo matches.)

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A lot of the locals who had competed in past tournaments and ranked high now competed under shinkonas, or fighting/stage names.

"Well every pro fights fair, we do like to add theatrics to our performances for the crowd," Moto Moto explained.

"I could be the Black-Maned Boulder," Kovu said to Kiara between bites


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We're both middleweights kopa  said to Kovu. ' most of our opponents will be at least 500 pounds, if not more. so strength is going to be a musthave.that and technique.."
 Well i'm looking forward to it, all the same' Kovu smirked. " Besides we have to show off for the girls, right?' he laughed.
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 immortal,well, no.immortal has a very specific connotation. there are only a very small number of immortals in existence.you have to be, obviously, incredibly powerful. we consider Ozai a great being- a demi-mortal if you will.now, care for some toppings?' the vendor said motioning to the toppings, he had laid out.

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 Nani took a small portion of the chakonabe, and passed some to Lilo , Stitch and Angel." the portions are enormous. a few helpings and Stitch could wrestle' Nani said.
_ Mesa wanna wrestle ' Stitch grinned. 'well stitch you'll need to add , like 200 pounds' Lilo said ' You only weight 50." Angel grinned. she gestured with  her ring and created a drawing of stitch looking very fat.
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 theres a lot of  food around here'' Agumina said as she walked with Tiger , Tigeress, Flash and Agumon. ' Can we go swimming dad?' Flash said as they walked by one of the many waterparks and saw many residents floating in lazy rivers and getting splashed by waves in  the wave pool. "please?' the wold pup pleaded. " Honey we dont have any money" tiger replied, in as soft a voice as the gruff wolf could muster ' Cant we ask uncle Scooby and Aunt Dixie?' Flash said. " i've got some money" agumon said " we'll just go as a group" Agumon said. " Yay! Flash said running off towards the park enterace. ' i'm headed to the wave poll. agumina said. ' i'll go with the lazy river.." tigeress said.

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"And you certainly are, you hunk," Kiara drooled, walking over and nuzzling Kovu.

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"This is going to give me a lethal brain freeze," Bentley commented.

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"We're both in," Jing grinned to her father


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(Mawashi)

Dr. Kerzach approached Nani and her group. He sat down, wincing as he did so. "I need to find the nearest massage parlor. My whole body aches."

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Captain Carson quickly swapped out her suit's battery pack. Mawshi's magical field was stronger than that of Earth's but not so strong as to interfere with her electronics.

She pocketed the spent battery and exited the bathroom.

"There you are! I was wondering if you fell in!" The supervisor, a massive Rhino clapped her on the back. Her uniform mostly absorbed the impact but she still staggered a bit. "Now, I need you to help harvest the daikon."

"Consider it done." Captain Carson walked over to the field where numerous Mawashans were picking the large radishes out of the fertile earth. Compared to the usual daikon, these radishes had roots that weighed over 200 pounds. She grabbed hold of a root that had already been loosened and pulled. Luckily, the uniform she had on was her electronically enhanced uniform that boosted her strength by a considerable margin. She had last used it when encountering the Duke of Owls as it was unusable in a high magic environment (such as Clockwerk and Skylands) due to its electronics.

She placed the radish on the ground and continued down the line. Another worker behind her would pick up the radishes and place them on a cart to be sent to the sorting house.

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(Weyard)

Tonfon was a large seaport and fishing town on the planet of Weyard. The sound of fishermen hawking their catches filled the salty air. Many of the inhabitants paid Chong no heed, assuming him to be a local thanks to his Chinese features.

One of Chong's slaves, a young man who had once worked in the Insane CafÈ, struggled to keep pace with his master for he had been loaded down with magical reagents that the renegade mage had purchased from the local Tonfon herbery.

"What becomes of the Apollo Lens now that the Grave Eclipse is over?" a local asked his friend over some oolong tea at a local cafe.

The other man sipped some of his fish ball soup. "Nothing. The light at the Apollo Sanctum is so intense that without the Umbra Gear, even the strongest Adept would be incinerated in seconds."

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What is the Umbra gear?" chong asked the fishermen, her ears perking up. " and how does one acquire such an item?" The image of vaporizing that damned squirrell brought a big grin to his face. "Because I have an enemy.. I wish to .. deal with and it appears that only the light from your Sanctum can do the job." he aded as his slave staggered into view.
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 I dont know if there are any massage parlors around here Nani said, before offering Kerzach some of her food. ' you hungry?/ the portions here are so big, no wonder so many of the residents do sumo.
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 Tarrax, led Dulcy Samia and the two Spyros and Cynders in a flight over the planet. below them stretched towb after townm all with amusement parks , shops and stores.
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The fisherman shook his head. "The Umbra Gear was made to protect the builders of the weapon. Both civilizations are long extinct and anyone with the knowledge to build the gear has been dead for millennia."

The other fisherman spoke up. "I urge you to find another way to deal with your enemy. It is far too dangerous to even approach the sanctum. But if you are so determined, the Sanctum is not that far from here." He pointed to a bright spot on the mountains in the distance. So bright that it was as if the Sun itself had settled upon the peak.

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"You don't have to go far to find some," Shifu, a red panda sumo said to Dr. Kerzach, "Go east for about half a mile from here, and look for a building named Aku's."

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"So how many of us from the ship are making it to the competition?" Kiara asked, knowing that out of everyone on the planet, the tournament would involve over 100 sumos.


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Well, i'm, sure there are suits around this world and I'll pay top dollar for them. My enemy is pursuing me across the cosmos and the only way to deal with him is this light of yours. Believe me I've tried just about anything else. name a price and i'll pay it Chong said ' I'll build a machine,a vehicle  even, that can absorb the light and use it..that kind of energy would do wonders.." chong grinned. "what would you lads say to 1 million dollars?' he grinned and held out a bag of gold
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 The Pabda king went into a store to buy himself a new mawashi
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 20 of us or so" Kopa said. " so a 5th of those competing. give or take. I'm not expecting to win, just not embarrass myself.
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"Hopefully we might even get a few fans," Vitani said with a smirk.


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"I trust we'll be able to get far, father," Jing smiled to the Panda King, "I know you're strong. And you got quite the belly," she added with a light chuckle.

Jing would also be picking out her own garments.


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The fisherman stared at the contents of the pouch. Inside was more gold than he had ever seen in his life.

He looked at Chong. "I do not have the gear unfortunately," he said. "However, the descendents of the Exathi around Weyard may still have them."

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The Exathi?' Chong paused' is there a place where i could go to look for information about them? i'll need as much information as i can' he added ' as he tossed the bag at the two men.
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"You did a pretty good job," one of the workers complimented Carson