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The orderly nodded and went off to fetch Tarrax. He found said great dragon relaxing by the Winterville Lake.

"Tarrax," he said. "You must come quickly, Stripetail is projecting some images in his hospital room. However, he is still unconscious and recovering from his injuries."

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Captain Carson decided to abort the jump seeing as the landing locations were not filled. Even so, she pondered exactly what Qwark will want from her in exchange.

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The Vaalbaran Hope slowly made its way to a nearby space station. The enormous structure had enough room to hold the rather large ship.

When it docked, the Vaalbaran captain was the first to exit. The air was compatible with most oxygen breathers, which meant it was far too warm and toxic for them to forgo their suits.

And sure enough, it was very busy with aliens of all species checking out the wares available. Most of the wares were touristy trinkets and other such items but there did seem to be a shop at the end of the concourse that appeared to deal with starship parts.
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"We got a delivery of double dragons just the other day miss, you're in luck," the fireworks seller said to Jing, pointing to a shelf. "Firecrackers can be found on aisle 3."

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"Thanks for the hot dogs Miss Kitty," Oliver smiled as he ate the extra portions the lady cat gave him. He was glad they didn't eat before the ship made the jump, as that could've given him motion sickness. He was ready to get on the bumper cars or ride the Ozai Coaster now.

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"A dip in a hot tub sounds nice," Kiara nodded, nuzzling Kovu after he got done, "We've all earned a little relaxation, wouldn't you agree Kovu?"


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lead the way ' Tarrax said getting up from his seat. He had acquired the scale shine for Sara, as well as the books for Korin and Samia.  Tarrax walked down  the hallway towards the medical wing, his massive strides  allowing him to cover great distances at a casual speed. He reached the burn unit , well before the orderly, and quickly noticed the images Stripetail was unconsciously projecting.

 His face knit in thought  then he straightened up " Ah. Memorum Relucto. This spell projects the images out from within the mind. Its a way of clearing the mind, so that healing can occur in case of physical injury.  Depending on the injury, the spell can last for hours, days, even weeks in certain cases. Depends on how bad the injuries are.In this case, of course, his injuries were so severe as to be fatal to anyone with any kind of mortality in them. " He said coming into the unit. Tarrax took a look at Stripetail, and a brief smile appeared on his face. "Eyes have recovered, as have bones, muscles, and lower levels of skin. Internal injuries have healed. last step is for the outer skin to generate, which, rather counter-intuitively, is harder than healing internal injuries. Whiskers are starting to grow back, tail has most of its fur back, body is receiving oxygen. Nice work. commendations all around are in order.' He said turning to the doctors.

 But what are those images? The doctor asked. " Memories, both good and bad.' Tarrax said, stopping as the image of Stripetail with the dragonesses returned. " Elusia' Tarrax said pointing to the dragoness on the left who was holding the blue robes." My mate, for 3,103 years. The second dragoness to be my spouse, she bore me a number of children. Lusa, Storrax, and dear Umlar, all half mortal, but in their lives, they did me proud." Tarrax's voice trembled slightly at the painful memory.
" the dragoness to the right is Piraa, Elusia's inseparable friend and lover. She lived with us, and my master, for nearly 4000 years, the dear girl had quite a talent for decorating, as well as brewing a fine magical tea.' he chuckled as Piraa brought forth a suit that looked like a candy cane, and Stripetail gave her a " No way am I wearing that!" look. " Had an odd taste in attire though, as you can see." the image of Stripetail holding his face in his paws returned , closer inspection noted tears dripping through his claws."The loss of his family, as a young wizard' Tarrax sighed " He almost never mentions this, even though it happened literally ages ago. I guess, some wounds never fully heal, no matter how much time has passed. I , at least, was granted the divine blessing of fatherhood, something that my master was denied." the next image was of Stripetail entering a packed arena " The Dueling Cup' Tarrax said " 10 years of magical dueling, 100 wins, no defeats.  They still hold the cup every year, there's a statue of my master in the Champions courtyard, along with several other great duelists." Next came an image of Stripetail astride Tarrax trading fiery blows with Mertavius and Samanor "One of Mertavius' early attempts to conquer Aestorica" Tarrax said "Fortunately for magickind,  we prevailed that day. My master then was not the mage he is now, his anger could be roused more easily then, and woe be the one who roused it, he or she would likely be ashes after master was through with them. Even  Mertavius learned the hard way not to anger him, he still has fur missing on his tail from one such encounter.' Tarrax said. the images changed, bouncing around the seers long lifetime, showing worlds that no longer existed, friends long gone, and whose names had been nearly lost to time.
Tarrax finally took a seat and turned to the doctor.'When you allow him to regain consciousness, they will cease, and the memories will return to his mind.  He is not in any danger, indeed this is a natural process for Aestorican mages, as I have said, it actually helps with the healing process, the mind is freed to focus on healing and recovery.  Just keep an eye on him."
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The doctors remained silent as Tarrax explained the whole process and narrated both his and Stripetail's life story. Despite being aware that the two were immortal, the fact that the Tarrax was talking about multiple marriages as old as entire civilizations drove the whole point home. Indeed, some of them even shuddered feeling that they were talking to something akin to a god.

"As of this moment," the head doctor said, breaking the near stifling silence. "We are planning to do skin grafts with the skin we cloned from him to help accelerate the healing process. However, we do not know if it is safe to do so while he is projecting these images."

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The Vaalbaran captain looked over the holographic catalog. Unfortunately, not all of the vendors in this area were exactly morally upright...and the captain had the unfortunate luck to stumble upon one of them. It backed off and radioed Ratchet and his crew for advice.

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these are merely images. they will not keep you from performing the grafts, Think of it, hmm, like an image projected onto a wall" Tarrax said" the image cant do anything to you. Same principle here.." He paused as he beheld a red dragoness sitting on the table sipping tea " Sarpha" tarrax sighed  My third wife. Lived with her for 2500 years. Next appeared Tarrax;s first mate Eliose.' eliose bore me me  three children, all boys over some 4000 years -Arcus Turon and Wundrus.  Elusia bore me Umlar , Storrax and my first daughter Lusa.  Sarpha bore me Sarphina, Tarrax the second, Tarrina and Starris" tarrax said., finishing the list of his family.   "Now, doctors, focus on your grafts, and ignore the projections.  Good luck  to all of you."
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 Let us handle this guy' Ratchet said via radio" go try the other vendors. try and get the best price you can haggle."you'll need bolts or the equivalent ' Angela said.
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(Spire of Winter)

The doctors nodded as the supplies for the skin grafts was brought in. Stripetail's cloned skin arrived in what looked like flasks filled with a pale pinkish liquid. One of the doctors checked that the dose of drugs Stripetail was given was sufficient to keep him unconscious. Satisfied that it was, he signaled that the surgery could now proceed.

The cloned skin was used to cover the worst of the burns and carefully stitched into place using dissolving sutures. Additional growth factors and drugs were added to the Seer's IV to help him recover faster.

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(Polaris space station)

"Acknowledged." The Vaalbaran walked off as the vendor tried to sweet-talk the alien back into buying some of his questionably useful wares.

Soon, the Vaalbaran found itself in front of another vendor. This one appeared to be a salvage one that sold knicknacks and other scavenged ship parts from around the cosmos. It examined the items for sale.

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another billboard with qwark on it came into view' Go see the New Secret Agent clank film, its sumo-tastic" ' said the image '  another image of qwark sioon appeared in front of carson ' hello? in this thing working? anywho. i'm looking for stripelord , er tailswipe, oh, that wizard guy. And if you cant find him then i'll just talk to the next person in charge. So. um. who exactly am i speaking too/"
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"This is Captain Sharon Carson of the RICMS Spire of Winter." Captain Carson had patched into the communications system. She had previously taken the warp gate that led to Qwark's planet and was currently in orbit around the planet. "I request permission to land on the planet for a personal meeting with President Qwark."

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Understood Captain, you are clear for landing on Dock 2' came the reply ' the President will be there to greet  you upon arrival ETa, 5 minutes"
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 as the ship began lowering into the atmosphere, a large city sprawled out below them. flying  cars zoomed back and forth  and the city was filled with all sorts of strange advertisements and billboards, including for a place called the Intergalactic museum of History, the Presidential Compound, and Big Als Video Game and Dance Superstore, featuring a nerdy looking guy dressed in a green tutu.  dock 2 turned out to a be a landing strip on top of a large guiling, where a tall green masked man in a official looking suit stood waiting.
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Captain Carson's shuttle touched down on landing strip two. Two her her guards flanked her as she exited the craft wearing her full captain's outfit including the hat.

She spotted the masked man and approached him. "Greetings, sir. I am Captain Sharon Carson of thee RIMCS Spire of Winter. I presume that you are President Qwark?" She waited for him to make the first move.

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President Leslie Qwark, at your service' Qwark said, taking carson's hand and squeezing it in a tight grip. ' Follow me to the Presidential compound and you can tell me about why you are here!' Qwark said in a loud boisterous voice. "We have , um, a bit of a problem , that you might be able to help us with. The wizard guy mentioned he hired Ratchet and Clank, and I need to get those guys to help me out of a , shall we say, slight pickle. You help me with that, and the galaxy is open for your business. want a stay at the Qwark Hotel and Suities downtown? I'll get you a room, pronto. Need some bolts in your account? i can swing that too. Need an unruly staff member tossed into Zordoom?  I'll make sure the heathen never breathes fresh air again" Qwark said as he climbed onto to a elevator that led into the building " so, Captain, can you help me/"
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Captain Carson returned the firm handshake. Before she could even say anything, she was bombarded with offers that President Qwark was making her. She looked around the building as she tried to compose herself. The opulent furnishings and ostenteous decorations indicated that was clearly the place of a very wealthy businessman.

She took a moment to compose herself as the elevator began rising into the building. "Mr. President," she said. "I need more details on what this 'slight pickle' is before I render assistance."

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well, the problem, is that several planets have gone missing, and we dont know where to' Qwark said.  We need to get them back, and if we dont do that soon , well, i can kiss re-election good bye. speaking of which, i need these re-election videoboards put in place over the city. just, um, 10 of them will do. and i'll pay you for time and expenses, fuel, tether powder, all the usual stuff.' Qwark said. So what do you say, Captain. Put the holoboards in place and help me with the planets, abd i'll give your entire crew a 2 week stay at the private presidential resort on Pokitaru! Qwark said, putting out his hand for her to shake."
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Captain Carson weighed the whole thing. She and her crew could definitely use a rest but no amount of days in even the most luxurious hotel available was a fair trade for the gargantuan task of searching for lost planets. Indeed, she even felt insulted that President Qwark would make such a preposterous offer.  

"Mr. President," she said. "I only have one ship and searching for one lost planet -- let alone several -- will take months and require the consumption of a large amount of fuel and other consumables. As much as myself and my crew need that vacation, two weeks stay in your private presidential resort is not an acceptable trade-off for the expenditure of my time, my crew's safety or my ship's supplies."

The captain then decided to lay her own deal. "However, I will be willing to place billboards for your reelection over the city in exchange for the two week's stay in your private presidential resort.

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well, er, i suppose that would be ok.. alright, get the holoboards up as soon as possible.. well, that is after i show you my office ' qwark said entering a transport elevator . it has a great view of central meridian city, and my secretary is the beautiful Helga.  does 600 chinups a day, and has the most delectable er, pies. thats right. her pies are the best in the city.. for use as doorstops ' qwark said in a barely intelligible voice.  as the elevator began to rise and Carson was treated to a beautiful view of the surrounding city through the glass.
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 the patrol teams came together for a lunch break in Winterville park, just outside the new village for the weynardians, who were making do s best they could. Laval, Kopa and Kovu were waiting in line for more tonfon dumplings, while Agumon, Gabumon Gabuna and Agumina were trying something called King Wo soup. Vitani and Li'ella had found a doughnut stand and were ordering doughnuts for their friends and family.' How many are you getting for Laval? Vitani asked ' Just 1' Li'ella said ' i'm having a bit of a pig out' moment, ' so thats 6 for yourself, 2 for your best pals, ad 1 for family?" vitani asked ' Try 12 for me" Li 'ella smirked."If they have carrot cake flavor, get me one please ' Eris said flying by, and passing Plux and Skylar at a nearby table.

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 Sasha flew over the city,in her personal ship, Nicknamed "Mayor-1", she drew level to Aphelion and Waved to Ratchet , and Clank. Angela waved back." Race you guys to City Hall' Sasha said." Within posted speed limits of course" She added ' where the fun in that?' Ratchet smiled  " race begins at the next intersection" sasha said " If you guys win, I'll take you on a tour of the Phoenix. she's had some upgrades since you were on it last Ratchet. And If I win, you have to help me, urgh. interview Qwark" Sasha said . 'I swear his ego has gotten even bigger since he became president. I wont say what I think of the good folks  who voted for him, save that that they voted for the legend, rather than the man." Well, i sure as heck didnt vote for him " Angela said. Then again, I was a guest of the Kerchu at the time, and I'm pretty sure you have to be up to date on your registration before voting anyway."
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(President Qwark's Office)

Captain Carson followed President Qwark to his office. Again, the office's outrageously gaudy decor reinforced the point that this was an enormously wealthy man. She looked over the city. Its clear blue skies let the sun illuminate the bustling metropolis.

"Mr. President," she said. "I must thank you for your time. I will be preparing my crew to deploy the holoboards."

She snapped a swift salute.

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(Spire of Winter)

Some Tonfonese were baking something they called "Power Bread". Supposedly, it enhanced the toughness of any magical beings. One of the bakers offered some to Kopa and Kovu's group.

A group of Tonfonese children were playing tag outside with the children of the crewmembers and the Belinskovites.

The sounds of traditional Belinskovite and Tonfonese music mingled together as the refugees put on shows.

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Thank you Captain. here, take a free copy of my new book "Qwark: awesomeness personified!" Its a best seller through out the galaxy. netted me close to 100 million bolts" Qwark grinned " consider it a gift' he said handing her a huge tome with a big grin on his face.  the book had Qwark making muscles and flexing.
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 Kopa took some of the bread " We dont really have magic, per se, but We;ll try it' He said. splitting the bread into pieces and handing one of them  to Kovu. " On second thought, give me enough of them for everyone on the team " Kopa said handing the Bakers some gold , in exchange for 10 more loaves" I'll give them to all the other team members" he said. Best save me a big piece ' Kovu grinned
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Almaron and Sunscar found their daughter and took a seat at the table across from her and Tiger "  Finally found you honey' Sunscar said.  "  Your mother and I  have been staying at the Winterville Motel, as the Inn was completely full ' He said. So  who's this little dearie ?' He motioned to Mona who was sharing a bowl of soup with Flash " Thats Mona, father" Tigress said " Her mom is one of my girlfriends." Tigress, Honey, your rolodex of girlfriends has to have close to 100 names ' Almaron said with a laugh " Whats her name?" 'Luca, shes the red wolfess coming towards us " Tigeress said,  pointing her out. "Luca, these are my parents that I told you about. This is Alamaron, my mom, and Sunscar, my father. Luca, in addition to being  a good friend, also serves, as... ' Well, a secretary, if you want to call it that. " Luca cut in. "Pleasure to meet both of you" She said shaking paws with Alamaron, then Sunscar, reaching across the table to do so.""Your Daughter , and her husband have treated me and Mona very well, like family really. Tigress has talked a lot about you, and I'm very happy to finally get to meet the both of you." where are your parents, if I may ask? Sunscar said ' They both died when I was a teenager ' Luca said , the smile disappearing from her face.  "It Was a Dino attack, that caught us by surprise. My father told me to run, which I did.  Unfortunately, by the time I gathered enough courage to come back, my folks had been turned into disks. I... eventually brought them to the cave that I live in now with Mona , but I dont talk about it to Mona much. " "I'm sorry dear "Almaron said. " Whatever you need, just ask.' Thank you, mam ' Luca said. "No need to be so formal,dear  Alamaron will do. or Alma if you prefer that. Either one works for me. "
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(President Qwark's Office)

"Thank you," Captain Carson replied. The book itself was quite heavy but she easily managed it.

She then headed down the elevator that would take her to where she had landed her shuttle. As she did so, she saw elaborate tapestries and statues of President Qwark engaged in various heroics. She decided not to examine them too closely as she didn't want to come off as overly nosy.

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(Spire of Winter)

The bakers accepted the gold and handed over the loaves of bread.

"I recommend you try some of the food from Belinsk," a Spirarian guard replied. He was eating some fish pelmeni that was safe to eat for non-magical beings due to the usage of Spirarian-grown foods.

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Mr. Bigmouth had acquired some stavlenniy myod from a Belinskovite brewer. The drink itself was made of fermented honey similar to mead but somewhat stronger and mixed with berry juices.  

He carried the two bottles into the Winterville Tavern and took his position at the bar.

(OOC - Belinskovite food is basically Russian and Slavic food.)

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Kiara looked around. "I think I'm going to do some shopping." She saw the sumo lioness from Mawashi standing nearby. "Sima, would you like to join me?" She then turned back towards her husband and nuzzled him. "There anything you want me to get you, Kovu?" she purred.

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Oliver had managed to bump a lot of the other bumper car drivers. "I beat you guys," he smirked to Ollie and Kitty.

"I think the cars with Ozai's face on them are designed to be extra tough," Ollie noticed. "Where should we go now? Get Ozai sundaes from the ice cream stand, or get our fortunes told in the sumo fortuneteller booth?"


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surprise me' kovu said. ' get stuff you think i might like. and get  something fun for yourselves." Kovu said. dont fawn over me though, get stuff you like for yourselves. i'll be busy checking out the arenas and pitching my cologne ideas to them.' He said.' Lead the way Kiara ' Sima said ' i'm interested in seeing what this world has to offer. I hope thee are lots of shops to choose front. I ned a fur groomer for myself." Sima grinned as she followed Kiara to one of the loading docks where a shuttle was waiting for anyone who wanted to travel to see the city.
 Ratchet turned at the  intersection, Aphrlion just ahead of the mayor-1. Fortunately,none of the police  flying cars were intervening, as the mayors ship was very recognizable (it in  fact had been profiled in Metropolis Today )  "A race for charity " sasha called out as a police car sped by " What Charity mayor? ' The Qforce Charity for the Flight-challenged, it gives planets and species that dont have access to ships, ships that are no longer needed by Q-Force. " Ratchet up there is racing for planet Quantos, I'm racing for Morklon.' A worthy cause mam, dont let me hinder you." said the officer and he pulled ahead of Aphelion clearing the way for both ships to pass." Charity race in progress, please stand clear>'  the officer called out through a megaphone. sasha drew level with Ratchet and shot him a smirk " Better not fall behind Ratchet, you dont know these streets like I do"  Sasha grinned. 'any rules bout shooting her down? Angela said. No weapons Angela, Just speed" sasha said.  speaking of speed, angela, why dont i take you shopping for  a nice ship? You can pay me back later, I dont need the bolts. ' Ships are expensive, Sasha, and i dont have the bolts for them. its a very generous offer though ." Angela , arent you forgetting that  Stripetail is paying us like 10 million bolts each ? money is not an object. We'll beat Sasha to City Hall, she;ll show us the Phoenix and then the two of you can go ship-shopping.  Try and look for  one with a warp drive, triple thrusters, photon lasers, and enough room, for say 6 passengers, including yourself. " Ratchet said as he turned on the thrusters, and zoomed past Sasha.  Ratchet and sasha traded the lead  as they spead around the city, finally Ratchet edged into the lead and landed at City Hall first.  Sasha landed and popped out of her ship. 'well, well, i see you  still have the piloting skills Ratchet. Let me show you the Phoenix. its docked just behind my office on the mayoral landing strip. ' Sasha said as she lead the trio inside.
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 I could use my fortune being told ' Kitty said and she guided the pair towards the booth.
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