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Yes. He'll find pre-historic flowers and skip merrily through the Valley, then, realizing what he's done, he'll find a boulder and smash it.



Is the Sharptooth good inside?


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Yes indeed. The liver in particular is quite tasty.

Why doesn't Cera have her second and third horns yet?


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Her horn-growing hormones were altered.

When Chomper grows up, will he betray his friends and eat them?


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Who knows; maybe we should look in a crystal ball  :P:

Why is Pterano such a liar?


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Cuz the grass is so soft, he can't help but lie in it!

Why does Littlefoot never call cera an a$$ even when she's acting like one?


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Because he had a censor chip installed inside of his head and he ever swore at her, he'd get zapped.


Why is Mr. Thicknose a bad singer?


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Because he never joined choir when he was a kid

Why does Chomper always sound like he has a cold?


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Several small insects have hidden themselves in his nasal passages.

What would happen if the Littfoot, Spike, and Petrie were female, and Cera and Ducky were male? (Hey, the quetions are suppost to be stupid.)


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Their parents would want to kill themselves for picking those names.


Why doesn't the gang correct ducky when she says things like "get ridded of"?


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They've never been to school, for Mew's sake!

What does the gang eat, besides treestars?


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Because middle names aren't affordable in the Great Valley.



Why does Spike only speak with grunts and sighs?


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Cuz he's always constipated! (check spelling)


Why does the gang never talk about the future?


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Because they don't know what the future has in store.

Why is Ducky always repeating "yup yup yup" and such


Lain_EX

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She was edited for a YouTube poop video.

Why does the sky suddenly changes colors? (some LBT movies have this feature)


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Because whenever they film a scene now a days they leave the disco ball on.



Why was Ali afraid of Littlefoot's friends when she first me them?


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She wasn't. She really didn't want them near her 'cause Ali hated Littlefoot's friends from a beginning. So she wanted them apart of her.

In the 8th movie, why did Spike wanted to play with Tippy the most?


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She was wearing Eau Du Treestar


Why does Cera win the fights with Littlefoot?


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Because her dad is a valley famous boxer/wrestler and he taught her most of the moves.

If Pterano did have a mate, what do think happened to her?


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She got separated from him since the raptor incident he witnessed.

Has Petrie ever tried to speak English correctly?