The Gang of Five
Howdy, everyone!

As you know, the forum has been fighting spammers and bots for years. We have seen our fair share of "Custom Kitchens UK", scammy Internet hosting companies, and bots trying to send us to a business's homepage. But after fighting the tidal wave of spam for so many years, the admins had a persistent thought: what if the spammers are right? Not in terms of posting nonsense links and trying to scam our users, but in trying to make money through our unique platform?

Well, thanks to the helpful counsel of Taunt, we have finally decided to move the forum in a new direction. Please see his important post on the matter in this topic

It's....the DOLL!

Dr. Curzon

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*Walks around, covering black eye given by Spartanguy88, sees BigFriendlyGun9000 dancing with the doll*

I'll get that doll... Compensation for the shiner... Dr. Quack-Quack always has a plan...

*Whispers something to pet macaw (imaginary, not real) who grabs doll.*
Mohahahaha!!! Cough cough!

*runs away*


LBTDiclonius

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*Jumps Dr. Curzon and grabs the doll. Runs away with it*

MINE!!!!!


BigFriendlyGun9000

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(tazers LBTDiclonus, who falls)

Oh yeah, I'm gooood.

(takes doll and runs away)


pokeplayer984

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*walks out of crater, still alive somehow*

Me: I'll get you for this!

*Uses a "stun spell" on BigFriendlyGun9000.*

*takes doll*

*teleports away with a brainwashed Twilight Sparkle*


BigFriendlyGun9000

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(pulls out BFG9000) THIS IS MY REAL PAYBACK FOR USING MY NAMESAKE, YOU M*bleep*ING SON OF A *bleep*! BESIDES, YOU DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER!

(makes French food out of twilight sparkle with BFG, walks over, takes doll. Pausing, I point a certain finger at pokeplayers unconscious form.)

You made it personal, so don't go crying to me now! (turns back to doll) Come on, dolly! We're going home!


Dr. Curzon

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*notices a piece of metal on doll, grabs giant magnet*

Yes!

*painstakingly pulls doll from magnet, runs away*


pokeplayer984

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*Dr. Curzon just so happens to be running in the direction of my corpse*

*grabs his leg thus making him trip*

*takes doll, activates force field and runs off*


f-22 "raptor" ace

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*tackles pokeplayer and bucks him in mouth*
the doll is mine!
*Takes off and flies away*