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Littlefoot with a gun


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"You killed my mother! Prepare to die!

Poster of the GOF's 200,000th post

Please read and rate: Land Before Time: Twilight Valley - The GOF's original LBT war story.


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"Now it's time for sharpteeth and fast biters to fear me!"



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"What does someone need to get service around here?  This place is getting no tip from me."


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LITTLEFOOT:  Gimme all the green in this place!

WAITER:  You mean money?

LITTLEFOOT:  No!  I mean the salad in the kitchen!


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To topic author: what's with all this minors-wielding-guns stuff?


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Waiter: Here is your bill.

Littlefoot: WHAT! What do you mean $10,000 for salad!

Waiter: Well it is what it is. If you don't pay up I will call the cops.

Littlefoot pulls gun out: You want to play rough?! Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

*Pulls the trigger*


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Time for a parody of a parody. (Oh come on!  It had to be done!)

Sing along with me now...

Littlefoot has got a gun
Littlefoot has got a gun
Cera is on the run
Ducky is dialing 9-1-1
What made Littlefoot snap?
Was he tired of Cera's crap?
They said when Littlefoot was arrested
They found Petrie headless in the trash
I hear that Spike's really runnin
Now that Littlefoot's got a gun,
The valley's never gonna be the same.
Littlefoot's got a gun
Littlefoot's got a gun
Chomper's head has come undone
The Land Before Time is not real fun -
*GUNSHOT*
You want me to walk around The Great Valley without a bulletproof vest?!?
Forget about it!


Remember, it was only a parody.  I absolutely love The Land Before Time and this little thing is not meant to be offensive in any way, shape or form.

Thank you for your time and I hope you enjoyed that. :)


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Littlefoot: Do you feel lucky, punk?
 

 


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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME?! There's no one else here...so you must be talkin' to me!"


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LittleFoot: Waiter how dare you bring my dinner late.


Waiter: F-for give me sir it won't happen again.


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Littlefoot: And who said all that tragedy with my mom's death wouldn't affect me at such a young age.


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Forget the Yellowbellies. This is where the series really jumped the shark.





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I can't see it either. But the title "Littlefoot with a gun" gave me enough of a mental image to work with. :P