Food Fight

Amaranthine · **Reply #180 on:** December 04, 2009, 10:01:39 PM

*WARNING: CORNY JOKE AHEAD*

Yipe! Talk about "fast food"! :blink:

*takes the tables that were stolen and blows some gruel from her cannon*

Serris · **Reply #181 on:** December 05, 2009, 01:47:26 AM

*Takes cover behind overturned table*

*Throws seasoning mix for heavily modified Bertolli pasta sauce: freshly sauteed onions, garlic, cumin, mustard seeds and peppercorns.*

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #182 on:** December 05, 2009, 02:15:07 AM

*Steals one of Amy's tables and shields self*

*Fills catapult full of salsa and launches the salsa at next poster*

Serris · **Reply #183 on:** December 06, 2009, 03:11:53 AM

*Quickly bakes tortilla chips into a massive shield*

*Lobs banana flambe (still on fire) at next poster*

Noname · **Reply #184 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:27:41 AM

*Throws turducken packed with salad at Serris and Amy*

*Shakes can of highly carbonated soda and throws at all others*

Lillefot · **Reply #185 on:** December 06, 2009, 11:28:48 AM

*Absorbs soda with empty Coke bottle*

*Flies over the entire battlefield, dropping deep-frying fat napalm*

Amaranthine · **Reply #186 on:** December 31, 2009, 02:53:45 AM

I have no idea what a napalm is, but I don't think I want to find out! o.O

*uses a rifle to shoot the napalm, then uses a chainsaw to saw it all in pieces*

*Revs up chainsaw if anyone gets any ideas to any anything at me. Throws an old turkey at the next poster*

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #187 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:11:46 PM

*takes the turkey to the knee*

*cocks a cheese sauce gun and fires it at the next poster*

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #188 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:16:48 PM

*cheese suace hit face* Now you done it!

*Blasts Ride Of The Valkyries over loudspeaker and attacks next poster with 80 attack helicopters armed with pie bombs*

Noname · **Reply #189 on:** March 08, 2010, 10:59:48 PM

*Throws dinosaur egg omelets at everyone*

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #190 on:** March 09, 2010, 12:49:29 AM

*comes out with giant army tank*

While all of you were busy planning your next move, I went and stole this from the nearest Army Depot.

*loads in random food*

Take this!

*fires*

Noname · **Reply #191 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:05:11 AM

*Fires a chocolate cannon*

*Drops a ketchup bomb*

*Unleashes an army made entirely of walking salad vegetables*

metadude1234 · **Reply #192 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:24:31 AM

*plays the Numa Numa song on stereo while throwing super spicy tacos at noname

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #193 on:** March 09, 2010, 07:32:42 AM

*Throws eclairs to counter the flying Mexican food*

*Changes the Numa Numa song to "Hey Jude" and throws bagels at the next poster*

Noname · **Reply #194 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:43:26 PM

*Rick-Rolls everyone while unleashing a Chocolate rain.*

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #195 on:** March 09, 2010, 06:36:59 PM

*Begins a Macarena boycott of the Rick roll and uses an Umbrella to shield against the rain*

*counters with a boiled Rock Lobster*

Noname · **Reply #196 on:** March 09, 2010, 09:54:22 PM

*Does the forbidden act of the soda world: mixes Coca-Cola with Pepsi in the same cup! The resulting explosion was visible from space*

Serris · **Reply #197 on:** March 10, 2010, 04:30:48 PM

*Emerges from bunker made with bamboo shoots*

*Bombards next poster with mortar shells made from canned tomatoes*

Noname · **Reply #198 on:** March 10, 2010, 04:43:32 PM

*Unleashes the giant hamburger from hell, which proceeds to crush all the vegetarians, vegans, and cow lovers.*

*Welcomes everyone to Good Burger while Carmina Burana plays in the background*

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #199 on:** March 10, 2010, 09:06:24 PM

*launches food inspector rockets to destroy the Good Burger*

*prepares the high-fructose corn syrup bomb to go off when the next poster posts*