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Food Fight

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*water bends all of the soda to a bunch of pesky kids*

*throws muffins of every kind at everyone*




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*takes some of The Chronicler's tables and makes a fort of his own*

*throws old raw meat in all directions*


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Where do people get all this rotten food?!

*Uses a spoon to hit a homerun with the raw meat heading towards him.*

*Uses the spoon again to catapulte meat balls*


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*uses a plate to catch said flung meatballs*

That tank is getting on my nerves. Time to blow it up!

*fires an RPG, but instead of a grenade, a can of soda that has been shaken up A LOT*


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*says to himself* That won't be enough, I'll need to add a few of my own soda bottles.

*drops a few mentos into another 2-liter soda bottle and throws the 2-second time bomb at the tank*

*suddenly realizes half of the fort is missing and sees where it ended up*

Hey! I said my fort! Stay away!

*quickly replaces the missing tables then throws chili at the opponent's fort*

"I have a right to collect anything I want. It's just junk anyway."
- Berix

My first fanfiction: Quest for the Energy Stones
My unfinished and canceled second fanfiction: Quest for the Mask of Life
My currently ongoing fanfiction series: LEGO Equestria Girls



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Flies overhead in my F-14 loaded with pie bombs.  Drops pie bombs whichdrash through roof and sent banana cream everywhere.  Forts don't protect you from air attacks.  Circles around and fires two stinky cheese missiles.


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*takes pot and catches chili that was thrown his way*

*puts random ingredients into chili*

*smells* Whew!  That's worse then the leftover surprise I threw earlier.

*throws it at the nearest poster*


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*Runs from tank as it blows up*
You have angered me for the last time!
*Duel of fates starts playing in background*
*All the dark jedi from the starwars saga come to my side*
*Activiates Red bladed light saber*
Leave no survivors execpt for the guy in the F-14!
*Attacks next poster with dark jedi armed with pies and lightsabers*



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That's it, that's it! I'm getting out of here before things get out of hand!

*throws the remains of the fort at the attackers, then jumps out the window*

"I have a right to collect anything I want. It's just junk anyway."
- Berix

My first fanfiction: Quest for the Energy Stones
My unfinished and canceled second fanfiction: Quest for the Mask of Life
My currently ongoing fanfiction series: LEGO Equestria Girls



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*Fends off with a plate*

Ready... Fire bean cannons!

*Throws burning beans around with great speed*


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*summons myself from an alternate universe to block the beans*

Haha! Now I have two of me to fight with the food.

*throws boiling hot burritos at random people*
*throws ice cold burritos at different random people*


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O.O oh no... *uses a random person(not from here) that loves burritos to block the burritos from coming my way*
Heh, heh,  the Rat Lady is back!

*throws the biggest cupcake in the universe at the next person*




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*summons an army of alternate universe "me's" to block the cupcake*

Now I have an army.

*throws the food of Spartans at EVERYONE!*


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*Sticks head into room* "What the heck is going on in here?"

*Gets hit in the face with food of Spartan and quckly ducks back out*


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time to settle things for some minutes. I need some time to think here...

fires compost nuke*

Peace...
Do well. Live well. And dress very well.


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*disturbs the peace*

*throws roasted marshmellows at everyone*




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*Comes in and is splattered with marshmallows and a doughnut.* Hey, what gives? *Grabs a bowl of punch and flings the liquid from it.*


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*water bends the liquid away*

*uses a canon to blast left over pumpkin pies at everyone*