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lbt/cty_lover

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on: November 16, 2008, 05:26:13 PM
The rules:
  • You ask a serious question about anything at all.
  • The next person answers in a silly manner. That person asks another serious question.
  • Repeat as necessary.
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Why does the sun shine?

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Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 05:37:56 PM
It has nothing better to do

Why do democrats raise taxes?

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Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 05:46:59 PM
Because they're so damn corrupted, that's why

Why do we wage war?

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Reply #3 on: November 16, 2008, 08:41:23 PM
The little hobbits back in the Middle Earth compel us to! D8

Why are there 1 out of 35 kids now days diagnosed with autism?



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Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 03:47:27 AM
Because the number was too high, to begin with

Will we ever have a colony on the moon?

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Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 02:59:14 PM
Sure, and the project will be led by Tiger Woods.  He needs a new golf challenge.

Why do people drive so badly after the first snowfall?

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Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 04:10:54 PM
Snowflakes fascinate them.

Why do we have to have taxes?

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Reply #7 on: November 17, 2008, 04:46:16 PM
How else could we have a corrupted goverment


Will human kind get extincted at some point??

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Reply #8 on: November 17, 2008, 05:39:47 PM
Yes. But because we wanted to.

Why are there ads on this site?

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Because they're so damn corrupted, that's why.

I personally don't consider that a stupid answer to the question at hand.

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Reply #9 on: November 17, 2008, 05:41:56 PM
because we are borred


Does anyone find this Thread a bit odd?

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Reply #10 on: November 17, 2008, 07:30:13 PM
maybe

Where did Germany get all those ideas for the aircraft that they made that didn't make it into service?

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Reply #11 on: November 17, 2008, 07:51:32 PM
The aliens brought them the designs, but they didn't have the parts to build them.

Why do we exist?

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Reply #12 on: November 17, 2008, 07:56:20 PM
because if we didn't, we couldn't debate why we exist. :p

Why is a sunset usually orange or red?

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Reply #13 on: November 18, 2008, 01:25:39 AM
'Cuz the sun's a big ball of fire, that's why :wow.

Why does the FDA approve of medications they deem dangerous and recall three years later?

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Reply #14 on: November 18, 2008, 02:28:26 AM
because they have nothing better to do, than watch people die of their medication


When was the first house built?

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Reply #15 on: November 18, 2008, 02:46:03 AM
In the Stone Age, before there was toliet paper!  :o

Why are there many people in the world with depression?



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Reply #16 on: November 18, 2008, 11:01:20 AM
so we have something to laugh at


Why did Hitler start World War II?

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Reply #17 on: November 18, 2008, 11:41:52 AM
He wanted to get a UFO.

Why do people protest?

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Reply #18 on: November 18, 2008, 05:33:20 PM
So they can learn to sing, ofcause!!

What is music??

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Reply #19 on: November 19, 2008, 12:47:27 PM
Quote from: action9000,Nov 17 2008 on  06:56 PM
because if we didn't, we couldn't debate why we exist. :p

Why is a sunset usually orange or red?
(I know the scientific answer actually XD)

to the question at hand: yes...

Is sanity fleeting?

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