Smart Question, Stupid Answer

lbt/cty_lover · **on:** November 16, 2008, 05:26:13 PM

The rules:

You ask a serious question about anything at all.
The next person answers in a silly manner. That person asks another serious question.
Repeat as necessary.

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Why does the sun shine?

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:37:56 PM

It has nothing better to do

Why do democrats raise taxes?

Vilstrup · **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:46:59 PM

Because they're so damn corrupted, that's why

Why do we wage war?

Amaranthine · **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2008, 08:41:23 PM

The little hobbits back in the Middle Earth compel us to! D8

Why are there 1 out of 35 kids now days diagnosed with autism?

Vilstrup · **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2008, 03:47:27 AM

Because the number was too high, to begin with

Will we ever have a colony on the moon?

action9000 · **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2008, 02:59:14 PM

Sure, and the project will be led by Tiger Woods. He needs a new golf challenge.

Why do people drive so badly after the first snowfall?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2008, 04:10:54 PM

Snowflakes fascinate them.

Why do we have to have taxes?

Vilstrup · **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2008, 04:46:16 PM

How else could we have a corrupted goverment

Will human kind get extincted at some point??

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2008, 05:39:47 PM

Yes. But because we wanted to.

Why are there ads on this site?

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Why do democrats raise taxes?

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Because they're so damn corrupted, that's why.

I personally don't consider that a stupid answer to the question at hand.

Vilstrup · **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2008, 05:41:56 PM

because we are borred

Does anyone find this Thread a bit odd?

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2008, 07:30:13 PM

maybe

Where did Germany get all those ideas for the aircraft that they made that didn't make it into service?

StarfallRaptor · **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2008, 07:51:32 PM

The aliens brought them the designs, but they didn't have the parts to build them.

Why do we exist?

action9000 · **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2008, 07:56:20 PM

because if we didn't, we couldn't debate why we exist.

Why is a sunset usually orange or red?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2008, 01:25:39 AM

'Cuz the sun's a big ball of fire, that's why

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Why does the FDA approve of medications they deem dangerous and recall three years later?

Vilstrup · **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2008, 02:28:26 AM

because they have nothing better to do, than watch people die of their medication

When was the first house built?

Amaranthine · **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2008, 02:46:03 AM

In the Stone Age, before there was toliet paper!

Why are there many people in the world with depression?

Vilstrup · **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:01:20 AM

so we have something to laugh at

Why did Hitler start World War II?

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:41:52 AM

He wanted to get a UFO.

Why do people protest?

Vilstrup · **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2008, 05:33:20 PM

So they can learn to sing, ofcause!!

What is music??

Tails_155 · **Reply #19 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:47:27 PM

Quote from: action9000,Nov 17 2008 on 06:56 PM

because if we didn't, we couldn't debate why we exist.

Why is a sunset usually orange or red?

(I know the scientific answer actually XD)

to the question at hand: yes...

Is sanity fleeting?