Smart Question, Stupid Answer

Vilstrup · **Reply #40 on:** November 27, 2008, 03:42:30 AM

because reptiles are noisy, birds are dangerous, and fish are too fragile!

Why do we need an education?

Amaranthine · **Reply #41 on:** November 27, 2008, 03:50:17 AM

So we can...learn stuff...

How can you ramble about nothing? (this question might sound stupid to some, but think about, "How do you ramble about NOTHING?)

Vilstrup · **Reply #42 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:00:05 AM

You shut up, and begin to make push-ups!!

What happens if you fall from 100m hight, and land in a 10m deep pool?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #43 on:** November 28, 2008, 01:26:04 AM

You've figured out how to make tsunamis.

Why do cars need keys in order to operate?

action9000 · **Reply #44 on:** November 28, 2008, 02:14:57 AM

Because we haven't been successfully able to train donkeys to crankstart an engine and humans are too lazy.

Will life exist in the universe when the sun explodes?

Vilstrup · **Reply #45 on:** November 28, 2008, 02:22:04 AM

You mean the sun-turns-into-a-blackhole-and-consumes-all-the-planet-in-our-solasystem theory?

oh defiantly

What does the planet earth, consist off??

action9000 · **Reply #46 on:** November 28, 2008, 02:23:52 AM

Dirt. Lots and lots of dirt.

Would you ever break the speed limit while driving?

Amaranthine · **Reply #47 on:** November 28, 2008, 02:28:15 AM

Maybe...

Honestly, why does the US have very stupid modern pop songs? o.O

Vilstrup · **Reply #48 on:** November 28, 2008, 02:32:03 AM

It's America, eveything in a America is good........NOT....

Why does the Vatican even exist as an independ state??

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #49 on:** November 30, 2008, 11:48:56 PM

Because Italy had too much glory during the Renaissance.

Why do dogs bark before earthquakes?

Vilstrup · **Reply #50 on:** December 01, 2008, 02:06:25 AM

They don't bark before it... they bark WITH it!

Howcome, humankind have evovled into such intellegent beings??

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #51 on:** December 01, 2008, 04:30:39 PM

Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster was bored.

Why are there so many religions?

Vilstrup · **Reply #52 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:36:50 AM

So there could be war, because of some stupid belief (not meant as an insult)

For how long will Obama hold his office?

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #53 on:** December 02, 2008, 11:41:26 AM

4 months he'll quit when a horse breaks his foot after stomping on it.

Why is there war?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #54 on:** December 02, 2008, 12:27:07 PM

Violent video games don't compare to live action, that's why.

Why can't exams and tests be done open-note, open-book?

Vilstrup · **Reply #55 on:** December 02, 2008, 05:56:21 PM

Because some evil teacher wanted students to suffer for their ignorance

How did life begin?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #56 on:** December 02, 2008, 09:05:47 PM

How would we know? The "Chicken or Egg- Which Came First?" question has never been figured out

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Why are speed limits laws and not suggestions in America?

Vilstrup · **Reply #57 on:** December 03, 2008, 02:09:58 AM

Because, then the world would "suggest" the "suggestions" being made into "laws"

Did Jesus ever live, or is he fantasy?

Amaranthine · **Reply #58 on:** December 03, 2008, 02:18:52 AM

Maybe..

Curious, why did prop 8 pass in California?

Lillefot · **Reply #59 on:** December 03, 2008, 03:22:56 AM

Good question, next please!

What is life?