Insane Cafe 3: The Curse of the Haunted Hotel

[Serris]

"The Great Valley is where we now acquire our food from. It's also the home of our dinosaur allies," Haresh replied. He was the de facto leader of the "regiment" that Eevee was in.

"You'll be helping us gather food," a Wolverine chef said.

Haresh looked at the other "regiment" members. All of them carried kitchen knives, pieces of rebar, pipes or other improvised weapons. Almost all of them were wearing messenger bags or backpacks as well. Two chefs also carried a large ice chest between them.

"All ready?" Haresh asked.

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Mr. Bigmouth and the rest of the logistics team loaded the flatbed truck with the charged arrows. Mr. Bigmouth hopped on the back of the truck, squeezing between a Fast-Runner archer and a Runner slinger.

The Bull trucker got into the cab and started the engine. "Let's roll!" he said.

Clive saluted as the truck headed towards the eastern section of town.

[Kor]

The extreme dinosaurs went through the portal and looked around the hotel.

"Something is diffidently up." Bullseye said.

"Seems rather obvious." T-bone said.

[Nick22]

they're heading into town.. if you hurry you can catch them' Said a cook who was heading towards the kitchen..
 Bulk and skull were forced to climb into the bed of the truck, and hang on..
stitch and angel followed beghhind the truck in Stitch vehicle.
_ mesa really scared" Angel said. "We must be brave.' Stitch replied " Mr Stripetail is counting on us.. We follow truck and protect them..

[Serris]

"Bulk! Skull! Did you take a weapon?" Mr. Bigmouth yelled over the roar of the truck's engine.

Suddenly some bullets whizzed overhead.

The trucker sped up and drove the truck into a parking lot that was shielded by a mass of concrete rubble on almost two sides. Large pieces of rubble littered the parking lot as well. He killed the engine and grabbed a pistol he had in his glovebox.

The soldiers leapt from the truck's bed and took cover behind the various pieces of rubble in the lot.

Mr. Bigmouth checked the magazine on his rifle.

Footsteps were heard and they were approaching the lot.

"All right, let's rock and roll," an SPVDF soldier said, readying his rifle.

The dinosaur archers loaded their bows with the glowing blue arrows.

[Nick22]

no, all we got are these javelin things'; skull yelled, as he and bulk fell out of the bed and made their way behind large pieces of rubble, nearby stood a fairly intact building there were windows missing, but it was still standing..' Should we make our way..' Skull was cut off as a stream of white hot fire poured into the approaching army. The screams of the soldiers as the fire hit them was deafening "Hold them off as long as you can.. i've bought you some time' Tarrax said to them. get ready, i'm heasding off to the south that's where the enenmy forces are gathering..
- chong blasted a SPVDF with magic and threw him backwards ' so they do have some defenders.. fine..this will be more fun.."he smirked, a rumbling sounds reached his eaers ' Ah..my metal army approaches!"

[Kor]

"Let's go find Terry." Stegs said.  The extreme dinosaurs headed into the dining room and found Terry finishing his breakfast.  They went over to where he was.

"Looks like something is up." Bullseye said.

"yes, the enemy troops are on their way.  I was about to go to the digital world and get some stuff I had cached there for this time." Terry said.

"We should go along." T-bone said.

"Don't forget us.  We don't want to miss the fun." Slojin said.  

"Then let's go." Terry said.  he then led them over to an area where there was no one nearby and made a digiportal and they all went to the digital world.  

Terry led them a short distance to where some equipment had been stored for when this attack would come.  He picked out some along with the extreme dinosaurs.

"We should change before we go back." Wooshi said to the others of his team who stood a short distance from Terry and the extreme dinosaurs.

"yes, or else our hair may get messed up in the combat." Cowboy said.

Then they went into their usual positions when they got ready to morph and morphed into their Dynaman forms.

(ooc: couldn't find the english parody version of their morph but I did find a clip of the original japanese version of the show that shows them morphing for those curious.  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07B89dxEIIY

[Nick22]

tarrax flew away from where he had aide Mr Bigmouth and his group.. in the air cimong towards him was Sara. "Cover the group on the east side of town" He sais to her. Spyro and Cynder have the North and west covered, i'll go help those on the south end towasrds the beach.
_The mystery Machine Reached the center of town, before pulling into a side alley between two byuildings. Scooby killed the engine, then got out " Rime ro rick ro,e rad ruy rutt!" he said through his hel;met..
- agumon and Agumina got out and hurried off towards their section of town.

[Kor]

Sara nods, "Will do." She said.  Then she headed off to the east side of town, keeping a good watch for any enemies on the ground or in the air.  

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Odysseus pointed to an area, "This seems to be one of the areas with no defending forces." he said.

"Let's go there then." Jason said and set the coordinates for the area.

[MrDrake]

A dragon was then heard overhead with a rather loud roar, landing on top of a nearby building, roaring a second time.

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Myra was on standby at the area she was to guard, seeing no one around at the moment, that is, until she saw in the distance, imps, mant of them whom were running forward, straight away, circling Myra, dancing in the process as well.

Roze soon appeared, sitting on her broomstick in the air above Myra "Well, well, well, if it isn't my goody-goody sister"

"Roze..." Myra grumbled slightly as she looked up at Roze.

Roze got off her broomstick and landed within the circle to face Myra, smirking some to herself as well, pointing to her as she circled her as well "What were the odds that you actually showed up, granted, you tend to go wherever I go, my best guess is that the Imperial Guard had put you up to this"

"No, you've got it all wrong Roze, I am only here because of you, the Impreial Guard has nothing to do with this anymore" Myra replied back to Roze with a bit of a glare as well.

The imps seemed to then boo Myra as they were all circled around around the two of them, cheering on Roze as well.

[Nick22]

stripetail  strolled into the west side of town, which controlled the road leading to the hotel the sounds of battle reached him from the beach as more and more of dragonstorms forces came ashore.. 'start getting to a defensive position.." he said to those volunteers who were with him.

[Serris]

"The stones are enchanted; they'll act like grenades," Mr. Bigmouth said. He shot two oncoming Dragonstorm troopers and ducked just before a fireball struck him.

Two slingers launched charged rocks at the approaching army before they were gunned down. Two explosions ripped through the air as the charged rocks detonated, ripping apart those nearby with the shockwave and stone shrapnel.

A Runner was killed with a shot to the head just before the archers entered another abandoned building This one was the remnants of a multistory hotel. All of the archers had quivers filled with the charged arrows.

Suddenly, a hail of blue charged arrows sailed through the air towards the enemy army.

The SPVDF troopers were hiding in the abandoned building and taking potshots at the soldiers.

Two friendly helicopter gunships were attacking the metal army with a combination of rockets and 25 mm autocannon.

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Setsuna cast reflection. "Stripetail, I will lay magic bombs that act like mines," she said.

She then pointed her bow at various parts of the street. Glowing orbs of fire appeared as she pointed.

[MrDrake]

And that's when Roze made her first move, electricity shoting out from her hands to Myra, whom in turn, bought up a sheild to protect herself as she fired a fireball back in Roze's direction.

Roze then, used some ice powers to freeze the fireball as it crashed down in front of her as she summoned two ninja knives to her hands, dashing forward towards Myra.

Myra activated her wings to dash away from Roze, out of the way as she threw two smaller fireballs at her sister to try and slow her down some as well.

[Nick22]

nice work" stripetail nodded approvingly as he climbed the stairs of what had been an apartment building. this gave him a better view of the area. he notice a column of enemy soldiers making their way towards his directions.' sendar!he roared sending a powerful bolt into the mist of the enemy. the magic struck and spread throughout the column affecting every soldier within fifty feet. when it was finished, only those at the tail end of the group had survived, out of group of fifty, thirty five were dead.

[Nick22]

Jusa stepped forward, trying to help her friend' Leave her alone!' she cried sending forth a spell of electricity and launching it at Roze. it was a good effort, the problem was Jusa's powers weren't that strong, so Roze would not be very affected by her spell.

[Serris]

Setsuna followed Stripetail into the ruined apartment building. She noticed that several of her mines were still armed.

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One of the surviving mages pointed to the apartment building. The soldiers opened fire on it, raking it with bullets.

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Several of the bullets harmlessly bounced off Setsuna's reflector.

"Take this! Confusion!" Setsuna shouted. She pointed to a heavily built Rhino armed with a minigun. Suddenly,  the Rhino immediately turned on his own men, ripping them apart with his weapon.

[Nick22]

Tiger and Tigeress were walking down the street in the center of town, when Tiger noticed a squad of enemy soliders, there were roughly about a hundred of them. ' Great! I needed some target practice! Tornado!' he yelled letting forth a stream of electroicty from his horns. the enemy soliders noticed this and started opening fire, but not until after Tiger had killed a few of them. Tigeress let forth a blizzard blast, and was greeted with return fire. the two wolves started to run.. ' not a good idea to get these guys ticked especially whebn they outnumber us.."

[MrDrake]

Roze turned and used her own electriciy to lock powers with that of Jusa's, of course, not using up that much power to begin with before using more power to overpower Jusa's own power as some imps then ran over to Jusa, daning to more or less tease her.

Myra glared as she flew forward, her feet off the ground by only a foot worth, firing more fireballs at Roze.

Roze in turn, actiavted another cold spell to freeze up the incoming fireballs as they crashed to the ground, shattering in the process.  The two fo them, for the time being were matched for power, and what's more, pandora was nowhere to be seen at the moemnt.

***

The dragon in town let off another roar as it swiped its tail at a nearby building, causing parts of the building to fall off and crash down to the defenders bellow.

Seconds later, to cause more harm, it breathed fire in the same area as well in an attempt to burn the group to a crisp.

[Serris]

The dragon attracted the attention of a friendly helicopter gunship, which fired a volley of high explosive rockets and opened fire with its 25 mm autocannon.

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"Bulk! Skull! Start throwing those charged rocks!" the Bull trucker shouted over the weapons fire and the throbbing of the helicopters. He shot a mage square in the head to no effect.

An explosive fireball fired by a mage killed several SPVDF troopers.

A mortar shell impacted the top of the abandoned hotel.

Another volley of charged arrows perferorated the air with a series of small explosions, killing or maiming many soldiers.

[MrDrake]

The dragon left off a loud roar as it was struck by the rockets, some of its rock skin had fallen off before it took off into the sky, flying straight for the helicopter in question.

The dragon was about the size of the helicopter as it managed to bite down upon the tail of the helicopter before flying backwards a bit, roaring again at the helicopter.

[Serris]

The helicopter spiraled out of the control and crashed into a ruined strip mall, setting it on fire.

Two Cobalt soldiers fired anti air missiles from shoulder launchers at the dragon

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One of the gunships was taken down by a missile fired from one of the metal soldiers. It caught fire and crashed into the middle of the metallic regiment. The remaining weapons on the gunship detonated, reducing most of the metallic soldiers to scrap metal.

A charged arrow struck another metallic warrior and blasted it to scrap.

A grenade thrown by a Dragonstorm trooper landed in the hotel that the archers were shooting from. The grenade detonated and killed the archers in that room.

Mr. Bigmouth reloaded his rifle and returned fire.

"Damn it! We're running low on ammo!" A SPVDF soldier shouted, slamming another magazine into her rifle.

"Bulk! Skull! take the truck and get more ammo!" Mr. Bigmouth shouted.

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Anton and his group disembarked from the Humvee and walked around.

To their horror, several metal soldiers were present as well as mages.

In response, Zachary fired two grenades at the metal soldiers.

They darted behind the armored Humvee as the small arms fire bounced off the armor.

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The group in the Great Valley was foraging.

Some of the chefs were using their kitchen knives to harvest edible plants and fruits.

Two other chefs were gathering shellfish in the creek.

Haresh was using his magic sword to cut some of the edible bark.

"Eevee!" Haresh asked. "Have you gotten anything yet?"

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Clive carried out a bundle of arrows from the portal and placed them on the table. The table had a lot of empty space since the archers took most of the arrows.

"Marcel! How are the weapons stocks looking?" a middle aged Dachshund asked. The clip of a knife was visible in his pocket.

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Ms. Swimmer led her group of melee fighters through the streets of Surf Point.

A small recon group approached a blind corner.

Suddenly, several dinosaurs armed with either stone hammers, or pieces of rebar ("rock sticks" to the dinosaurs who had never seen them before) swooped down upon the group and attacked them.

The soldiers were thrown into a panicked frenzy and they fired wildly, striking each other more than their enemies.

Ms. Swimmer caught the last soldier (actually a mage) and snapped his neck with her twin sticks for leverage.

The dinosaurs then vanished, leaving the battered bodies of the enemies in the street.