Lol, I think Serris just gave us his Dungeons and Dragons character sheet. 
Seriously, those are actually my physical attributes. Even exercise does not change it significantly.
I see fighting as an
absolute last resort but I
utterly hate fighting fair, in reality and in fiction.
A personal anecdote, in 6th grade, someone challenged me to a fight... I walked away from it, then he hit me from behind and would not let me get away. In response, I hit him a few times in the chest with a fist sized piece of asphalt. My assailant was not armed. I was actually surprised that I "only" got 3 days of detention.