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WeirdRaptor's Lord of the Rings Adapt. Face-Off:

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Though as the person on the website said, Isildur had no real power to curse them, unless Illuvator was behind it.  Forgot the details of what the person said.    Part of it likely was due to oatbreaking and such since the valar and such put keeping an oath big and making an oath does have some power in middle earth and valinor since Feanor's sons, even that one, forgot his name, regretted making the oath they did, but they could not undo it and were fated to a dark fate.  Since if I recall only Illuvator could have recended or whatever the term is of their oath and to do so I think he'd have to come into the world itself.  Maybe those ghost types made a similar vow, vowing by the valor or something like that.


Maybe the telari were more prone to party, which the woodelves are a part.  maybe a part of how they got their name. So called, if I recall corectly, since when they heard the summons of the valar they tended to terry, and travel slower then the other 2 types.  The Noldor, and the other one, forgot what the first type is called.  They are considered the greatest type of elves.  I guess since they got to Valinor first and only left it at the end of the 1st age to battle with the Valar and Maia against Morgoth and his forces.


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UPDATE: Well, tomorrow is the final day of the training/torture my job is putting through (just what the hell building a outhouse has to do with working at a Hydroplant is anyone's guess) so after tomorrow I will be free to update this monster of a paper I've created. The next update will come Friday.
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Hope things like that is over for you soon and you get a chance to rest and have fun.  Good luck.  No hurry on posting.  Do it at your own schedule.


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Oh, believe me when I say I'm not hurrying. I know exactly what I want to post. Now its just a matter of proofreading before posting.
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glad to hear it Wr. am looking forward to your next posting.
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Thanks. Both of you. I should warn you both, upon rereading what I'm going to post, it seems like I go off into perhaps into one side-tandem too many, but yet I'm not sure if I should cut anything.
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everyone deserves a rant at times, and to date your rants havwe been very entertaining :)
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Why not rant and talk about what you want if you want to.  At worst you may need to cut the post in half and post each half seperatly if you need or want to.


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Well, here goes then:

Part Twenty-One: The Game Attempts-Part Ninteen

Straight off from the wizard’s dual, the film gets back to the hobbits. We first see Sam stepping out of a row of corn and onto a narrow lane in the middle of the field. Sam looks both in front and behind and does not see Frodo. He becomes nervous and is soon going at a jog through the lane shouting his master’s name.

Frodo appears from around a corner the lane takes up ahead. Sam stops and breathes a sigh of relief. Sam utters that he thought they’d gotten separated to which Frodo asks what on Middle-earth is the gardener talking about. Sam explains that Gandalf instructed him to stick by Frodo, always, and that he intends to follow that to the letter. Frodo light-heartedly chuckles and asks, “Sam, we’re still in the Shire. What could possibly happen?” Cue Merry and Pippin coming crashing through the corn stocks and into the master and gardener.

   While Sam and Merry climb to their feet, Pippin remains on all fours on top of Frodo for whatever reason and excited exclaims the obvious to Merry, who also greets Young Baggins with equal enthusiasm. Sam pulls Pippin off of Frodo and helps his master to his feet while an explanation is demanded. Frodo and Sam notice the vegetables Merry and Pippin have deduce that the two have been pilfering from Farmer Maggot. I understand that some people have a love-hate relationship with this concept, questioning why Merry and Pippin would bother since they come from high born (by hobbit standards, anyway) families: the Brandybucks and the Tooks. Well, the answer is simple. Merry and Pippin can still be referred as “boys” at this point in time. Boys do stupid things, plain and simple. These actions always later cross into old shame once we're older, but hey, they looked like good ideas at the time. Right? …Right?

   Anyway, cue the vicious guard dogs barking. Merry and Pippin load vegetables into Sam’s arms and position facing the approaching incensed farmer as they and Frodo make off towards the woods. Sam stupidly stands there a minute before realizing that he’d be blamed for the theft and takes off after them. Never fails to make me laugh.

   Merry, meanwhile, has the nerve to ask why Farmer Maggot is so upset, and that hey only took a little bit which he lists off. Pippin then cuts in with a bunch of additions to the list leaving anyone who has to rely on growing things for income with little wonder why Maggot is out for their skins. The three cousins literally reach the end of the line as they come to a steep hill, only to be rammed into by Sam sending them all over the edge. A good bit of slapstick, but as a friend once uttered to me in the theater: “When did this become a Three Stooges sketch?”

   The hobbits take a ride head over heel down until they dog pile at the bottom. We get a funny bit with Pippin landing face down and just shy of a pile of plop, uttering: “Ooh, that was close!” This is followed up by Merry thinking that there’s a bone sticking out of his skin to discover that he just landed on a carrot. Sam mutters sorely about “trust a Bandybuck and Took” to get them into trouble. Merry tries to defend him with, “What? That was just a detour. A shortcut.” Sam: “A shortcut to what?” Pippin: “Mushrooms!” I have to hand to Jackson, Boyens, and Walsh for the clever wordplay of working a chapter title into the dialogue here. Well done.

   The three younger hobbits, ironically played by actors older than Wood, huddle around the mushrooms and begin picking through the nicest ones while Frodo carefully scans the area. Yeah, to those unfamiliar, think of mushrooms as catnip to the hobbits’ cat. Frodo tries to get the three off the road, but is ignored until the supernatural presence of an approaching Ringwraith starts to cause the environment to turn dark and menacing as its cry erupts from ahead on the trail they landed on. A powerful gust of wind (in the middle of the heavily wind-breaking forest) rushes through and swirls some leaves with unnatural force. This is evidently enough to make Frodo freak out and call out the anxious order for them to get off the road. Here, again, Elijah’s acting is really effective with the fear shining through very convincingly. Too bad the consistently good acting from Elijah is about to become slowly more uneven switching back and forth from being absolutely spot on with his character to just looking like he’s either constipated, high, or like a deer in the headlights, with the bad portions of his acting reaching its high by the second movie. Fortunately, Wood gets his act back together again in Return of the King.

   You see, once the hobbits get huddled under the roots just off the steep slope at the edge of the road opposite from where they fell, the wraith shows up and drops off its horse to investigate the presence it senses nearby. In an instant, the thing is hovering over them leaning on the roots hiding them. Whispering noises pick as Frodo’s eyes roll back and his mouth hangs open. Of course, he also pulls the Ring out and extends a finger to accept it, preparing to put it on. I know he’s being influenced by the Ring here, but Wood’s acting just makes it look like he’s a druggie who just had one hell of a fix of his habit. I guess the Ring certainly has elements of drug abuse so the portrayal is somewhat justified, but it’s not really that simple. The Ring itself is the blood of evil that works its wearer over both by being a malevolent force from outside that must be resisted. While its doing that, it plays on your inner weaknesses and bringing them to the surface thus making the individual weaker to its direct outer temptations and manipulations. On top of that, it makes its users physically stronger within the boundaries of the type of being they are and it has the added bonus of making you invisible (actually, it just puts you one foot in the shadow realm basically blanketing you in darkness rather than turning you truly invisible, where you will eventually be drawn in and turned into a wraith yourself after a while. Yeah, this thing is pretty terrifying once you've sat thought about it for while). In other words, there is no successfully warding off the Ring’s temptations for good. I can imagine, maybe, being able to relinquish it if you’re particularly strong-willed and have only had it for a few moments. Long term exposure? Forget it. You might as well just put on a black cloak and get yourself a same-colored horse. You’re going to be playing tenth-fiddle amongst the Witch King’s ranks.

   Witch King? Oh, he’s just the Lord of the Nazgul. The mightiest of the nine Ringwriaths. Yeah, those swift footed killing machines that suck away any light and hope of escape, put you under a supernatural Fear, scourge the earth with their very presence, have blood-curling shrieks that will set your bladder free, and carry weapons that will make you one of them? Yeah, one is far worse than the other eight which at base are exactly what I described. Let that sink in for a while. There’s a reason I said these things are nightmare fuel in its rawest form.

   In fact, just to drive how terrifying just one of these things are, while the hobbits hide under the tree roots all manner of insects begin scurrying out of the ground as it is infected with the wraith’s dark power at full speed. Immediately, the hobbits are put under the Fear as well and the off-putting reaction of the bugs further disconcerts them. Merry allows a spider which crawled onto his shoulder to climb onto the palm of his hand and then setting it on the ground while exchanging a scared and confused look with Samwise. Each one not getting a fix of Ring shares an “ohshitohshitohshitwhatthehell” look as they stay perfectly still, minds clearly reeling on how to get out of this mess.

   Meanwhile, Frodo continues to wear his “whoa men that’s some good shit” expression as his hands tremble while he grapples with Ring’s temptations. Yep, this is the only actor Jackson claims to have given a good reading for the role of Frodo, folks. Yeah, I’ve never completely bought that, either. Anyway, Sam gives Frodo’s shoulder a light jab, bringing his employer out of his drug craze. Then Merry throws his pack which lands with a heavy thud. The wraith just basically pounces like a frikkin cougar off in the direction of the noise giving frightening implications that it bore down onto the pack with full force. Now just imagine if that had just been some poor passing animal or hobbit? Yeah, when did the Bakshiwraiths ever make you think that it'd be in a for very sticky, gooey end if that they did run into a wraith? Never. Jackson’s make the idea of anything unable to defend itself running into them terrifying and pitiable, indeed. These things are dangerous, and Jackson is delivering on that.

   Moving on, once the hobbits have put some distance between them and the wraith, they stop to rest and Pippin inquires about that thing they just encountered. The camera focuses in on Frodo as he pants and then looks down at the Ring which he’s still holding. He wears an expression saying, “Oh wow. This thing really is dangerous! I had to no idea it would be like that!” The good thing about Wood’s performance in the first film is that for every moment of inadequacy he has one of greatness to make up for it.

   So how did the scene work out altogether? Well, aside from Elijah’s less than stellar acting in this scene, it worked perfectly, and the other actors covered enough for the sole weakness of Wood that the scene carried enough weight to get me on the edge of my seat every time.

   From there, the audience is greeted with the dead of night as the hobbits slip through the trees of the forest as the wraiths scour every inch of it looking for them. They do so in a methodical, organized fashion (you can tell if you’re looking), further raising the dread we the audience feel at this point. Back with the hobbits, Pippin asks what is happening, to which Merry replies that the wraiths are obviously looking for someone or something. He questions Frodo about before the hobbits are forced to duck down again. This bit displays Merry’s intelligent and quick mature quite nicely as opposed to Pippin’s more oblivious persuasion. One just has to wonder what Bakshi was thinking with the Huey, Dewey, and Louie approach to this duo.

   Frodo, after apparently stringing these two along for hours, finally fesses up to a point and announces that he and Sam have to reach Bree. Merry nods, and after moment in which Jackson and co. leave for unfamiliar audiences to be unsure of what Merry will do, the Brandybuck begins leading his friends to the Buckleberry Ferry.

   After having taken about three steps, they spring a Ringwraith which proceeds to get between Frodo and the other three long enough for the Baggins to fall behind. This turns out to be in their favor as Sam, Merry, and Pippin rush ahead and are able get the raft ready without being hassled and Frodo is able to get on and take off straight away. This was an excellent way to show how the wraiths aside from the Witch King just couldn’t act outside of their direct orders, and thus had it was imperfect strategy to send them without free thinking guidance. This, in retrospect, just shows what a smug and overconfident fool Sauron can be.

   As such, the trio manage to get the ferry going and start sailing. On one hand, this forces Frodo to make a leap to it, but it prevents the Nazgul from boarding. Admittedly, the ferry was used under much less duress in the book, but the logic of how this scene works is sound, and therefore….well, it doesn’t suck. On top of that, the hobbits truly do have a reprieve from being chased at the moment, since the next bridge is twenty miles away. Again, the entire sequence, with Merry and Pippin’s introductions adding some relief, keeps the tension on.

To be continued...

There'll be another part along shortly, guys.
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Nice work WR. very well done..
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looking forward to the next one WR>>
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Forgot to post I enjoyed reading the previous post.  No hurry posting the next one. Whenever you have time.


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Thanks. You know, I thought watching and rewatching these films would be more tiring than it is. You'd be amazed what you think come to realize about the books and films when you're looking at them through a magnifying glass.
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Lots of things you miss just watching it and not doing like you are doing.


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yes repeated viewing are essential to get three full experience of the films. while i don't like some of the extebded scenes (the Witchking breaking Gandalf's staff for one) but aklll in all the EEs are very very good. hopefully they'll be EEs of both Hobbit films..
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One can only hope.

By the way, I am still writing this. I promise you. I've also gotten another writing project going, this one fictional. So between my social life, work, Adaptation Face-Off, and my other currently unnamed project, a few weeks may pass between each entry. That said, I've proofread and edited a decent amount to post here already. I know I keep saying stuff like this, but its because I hate to keep you guys waiting.
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Set yourself a good schedule and remember to have some time to rest and don't spread yourself to thin.


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I have a rough schedule. I can't have a conclusive one because I do shift work which also tends to get "shifted" a lot due to the nature of the job I have. I can only plan so much. That said, I do have a written schedule...in pencil, so I can erase and rewrite on the fly.
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whenever you can post updates is fine WR...
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