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Adventures In ToonWorld

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Dulcy and Samia landed in the northern section of the staduim., an usher direvted them to a middle row and had them sit there. the stadium was rapidly filling up. most of the characers were black and white, others were colorized.
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Droopy made sure again his team were properly lined up and waited the sign for them to start marching.  

"Just like old times." Wally said as he held the banner.

"That does seem ok." Droopy said.  

"Better then having folks go totally at random I Guess." Wally said.


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Honest John andd Gideon were directed to a booth in the upper part of the stadium overlooking the area below " ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Second Laffalympics! I'm Honest John, I will be covering these games from today until they conclude in Timbuktu, and Gideon here will provide color. Hansel and Gretel are standing by the north enterance as the mascots of these games take the field, and the teams prepare for their march around the staduim
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Droopy and the others stood around in a relaxed manner, waiting the signal to march in.

"You'd think they'd at least provide some seats or sitting places if we had to wait." Wally said looking around.


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Garfield Odie, Arlene Tom And Jerry joined the other mascots as they began walking around the stadium to loud applause. " and the first team to enter is the newest addition to the Laffalaympics: the Droopy Dawhs, led by Droopy Dog himself@' Honest John exclaimed. " We'll have to see how they fare in the competition Gideon..."
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Droopy waved to everyone smiling.  Wally carried the team banner.  Gary waved also.


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The rottens were next and were greeted with a chorus of boos " Muttleys grumbled as he held the Rottens banner " We're going to show those weaklings!" He said under his breath.. as she lead the team around the track..
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Jason and his friends watched the goings on and the march of the various teams.  

"Very interesting." Nash said.



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" The Rottens are greeted with boos. their history of low deeds is wellknown.. and here come the defending champoions- The Scooby Doobies" The Staduim rocked to loud cheers as the Doobies walked around the track. Scooby Dee and Scooby Dum held the banner while Scooby and Dixie walkwed behind them followed by Woody and winnie. " Joining the Doobies this time around are Dixie Doo, and Scooby Dee who are both cousins of Captain Scooby- no scratch that.. Dixie is his wife apparently and Dee is his cousin- Gideon better check on that- following thenm is Woody Woodpecker and his girlfreind Winnie whose Winnies resteraunt is one of these games sponsors.." honest John said.
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 this crowd is amazing" Dixie whispered to Scooby as they marched.. "REah rit ris, rut rot ras razing ras rou ry rear" Dixie smiled broadly " You're a shameless flatterer." she scolded him.
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Jason took out a type of camcorder to record some of the goings on.  Droopy and his team had gone to wherever the teams finished marching were to go to.


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; And Last, But not least ' The Yogi Yahoeeys! Captained again by Yogi bear, the banner carriers are Cindy Bear and Huckleberry Hound..
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the Crowd cheered loudly for the Yogis, and Bobo and Huckleberry waved to the crowd. Vendors were selling popcorn and sodas for afew cents ' popcorn! 30 cents! Get your popcorn here!
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"Popcorn? Dulcy asked as she looked around the stadium " whats that?
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Meanwhile... in a galaxy far, far, far... far, far, far, far... faaaaaaaar, far away...

It had been one of those days. You know the one... everything just kept going wrong. Firstly, her brother had gone missing... again. This was a bad sign, Glacia knew. She had the eyes of a raven, and thus when Incendia managed to elude her (usually through spotting a butterfly or something) it was the first sign that things were going downhill.

Secondly, it was raining meteors again. When your house was built precariously upon a tall spire just outside the Middlezone border... that tended to happen. Of course, having the weather-man tell you that there was to be "sunshine and a slight chance of meteorites" wasn't the most reasuring thing after breakfast.

Especially after she went to collect the mail, realised her brother was missing... and then a giant rock fell on the house, crushing it under sheer... rockiness.

it was going to be one of THOSE days...

So, Glacia decided to find her brother, before he did something stupid... like steal a truck in order to "re-act that one scene from Mad Max 2", or attempt to invent a time traveling toaster that gave you the toast before you even put the bread in.

It was a hot day on the border, the sun staring through the blue sky, just to make everything that much better. Glacia placed a hand over her head, and scanned the horizon with wide eyes.

Nothing but a few cactii, rocks, and Incedia standing next to a giant portal...

...

Wait a second.

'Incedia!' She cried out from where she stood.

He turned, and looked up to her with a playful wave. 'Oh hi, sis. Look what I found!' he pointed his other hand at the swirling blue portal.

That could not be good, and thus she sped down the dusty hill, towards her brother. 'Step away from the portal, Incedia!'

'The swirly blue thing?'

'Yes! Oh great... was this the Toaster?'

'Um... no?'

'IT WAS!' She pressed a finger upon her brothers nose, fuming. 'I told you to throw that damn thing away. Hit it with a hammer, blow it up. Anything but actually use it!'

'I did,' he replied innocently.

'Did what?'

'Break it, with a hammer.' He now held a hammer in his right hand.

'Where did you-'

'Dont ask.'

'Wait, so you broke the toaster, and as a result... a giant portal formed?'

He shrugged his shoulders. 'Happens to the best of us.'

'Well... get rid of it. It's dangerous, someone could walk right into it.'

Incedia grumbled. 'Okay fine.' Thus, he whirled around, pulled his hand back, and tossed the hammer into the portal.

Glacia's mouth hit the desert floor. 'Why did you do that!?'

'Hammer fixes everything?'

'No it doesn't, and... OH GREAT NOW IT'S BIGGER!'

Indeed, the giant portal of portaliness was getting bigger. It grew wider and wider, sounding much like an angry vacuum, sucking in dust and plants.

And then it seemed to reach out for the two of them.

Glacia grabbed her brothers hand, and pulled him away. 'Oh fiddlesticks! Now look what you've done!'

'Opened a gate to hell again?'

'Possibly, and now it's going to eat us! Run faster!'

Too late, the whirling blue washed over them like a tidal wave, and pulled them into the deep blackness within.

A flash of light, and then they were spat out like spent gum. The two smashed into the ground, Glacia first... then her broth right on top, making her yelp.

'Ouch. Thanks for the landing sis,' Incedia said with a sigh of relief.

'Oh shut up,' she grumbled, throwing her brother off of her. 'okay, where are we?'

They looked out around them. This certainly wasn't home... not anymore.


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the Two Dragons had landed in the Middle of the arena, the four teams looked at them with Surprise.. "Where did you come from ?' stripetail said as he looked at the newcomers.. the crowd was slighlty quieter now as they looked at the two dragons
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 Ot appears that there are two dragons pon the track? Gideon, make sure- are they really dragons?' Honest John Turned to Gideon, who shrugged.
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Incedia looked around the stadium, eyes fixed upon the quieted crowd. 'Is this... hell?'

'I think we're in some sort of Olympic Stadium,' Glacia replied.

'It is hell!'

Glacia faced Stripetail, knocking her brother over with a hand in the process. 'Hello there, sorry to pop in like this. Toasters and interdimentional travel and all that... go figure. Uh, could you tell us where we are, please?'

Incedia rose to his feet. 'Dragons! Where!'

'They meant us, Incedia,' Glacia said with a lowly sigh.

'We're dragons?'

'Yes, Incedia.'

He paused for a moment, deep in thought. 'Cooooool,' he finally said.


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this is Toon City and we're just about to begin the Laffalympics" Stripetail replied. " Since you are here.. you might as well participate.. I'm Lord stripetail, and I was just about to open these games.. Now which team did you want to be on..? There are the Scooby Doobies Yogi Yahooeys Really Rottens or Droopy Dawgs.."
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'A pleasure to meet you, Lord Stripetail,' Glacia replied, taking his hand and shaking it. 'Laffalympics, you say? Swell, couldn't be worse than what's been happening to us so far.'

'Interdimentional travel and toasters!' Incedia said.

'They know that,' Glacia groaned.

'Oh right...'

Glacia and Lord Stripetail held a bried conversation over the teams. There was much anticipation and all that tension stuff at this point, but to save you the trouble of biting your nails off... we'll cut right to the chase.

'I vote for the Droopy Dawgs,' Incedia said, hand raised.

'Did you put any thought into that decision, or did you just pick one at random?'

'Um...'

Glacia sighed once more. 'Droopy Dawgs it is...'

Incedia jumped into the air with excitement. 'Woohoo! Let's show them what us dragons can do!'


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Stripetail gestured and large uniforms appears on both Glacia and  Incedia " Go yjoin your teammates and introduces yourselves. oh, and you will be paid for participating in these games.." Stripetail added
 He then stepped up to the podium and rubbed his paws over his throat When he spoke next his voice was managnified ' welcome everyone to the Opening Ceremonies of the Second Laffalympics! I am Lord Stripetail, and I am sponsoring these games in an effort to aid Toon Town in its hour of need. These Games will be going on, for many weeks, and take place in various locations across the town worlds.. These Four teams 0- the scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys Droopy Dawgs and Really Rottens, will be Competing for this trophy" Stripetail gestured and a gigantic trophy appeared next to him. "In addition the winning team will receive 100 million dollars, not including prizes earned over the course of the games. The runner ups will receive 50 million, 3rd place 30 million, and last place will receive 10 million. The team with the most points at the end will win the trophy and will hold the title of Laffalympic Champion!' The Crowd cheered loudly. "Now, Lets the Games Begin!' Stripetail gestured and the Sky was lit up with Fireworks, which began spelling out "LAFFALYMPICS"
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It was a glorious sight to watch. Glacia watched on with keen interest, whilst her brother fiddled with his uniform.

'Cotton? My arch-nemesis!' He cried out.

'Oh shush, Incedia. The one time we get the chance to make something of ourselves, and all you can do is whine.'

'But...'

'Shhh, he's still talking.' At the mention of prize money, you could almost see the duo's eyes light up.

'Ten... million... dollars?' Glacia mouthed to herself in shock.

'I bet it's in Canadian dollars,' Incedia sighed.

'Don't you see, brother? Money! We'd never have to go hungry again!'

'We've gone hungry?'

'No, but you see my point, don't you?'

Incedia paused, deep in thought. 'Wait... so we... eat the money, right?'

'This is why I never let you near our bank account.'

'We have a bank account?'

'Exactly.' Glacia looked up into the sky as the fireworks spelled out LAFFALYMPICS. She thought, as she usually did, of the bright side of things. There was always a bright side... more or less true when your homeworld was more a wasteland than paradise. it made her glad to be here more than ever, just for a change of pace. Not to mention, the chance to win some money, that was always a bit of silver lining on the cloud.

'L... A... F... D... no, wait,' Incedia said to himself, attemption to spell out the words above them. 'What could it mean?'

'You amaze me sometimes, brother.'


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Well, you blokes are not getting anywhere near that 100 million" The Dread Baron sneered " that money is ours!" The Rottens chuckled evilly. " Enjoy last place! we'll beat in in any event you can think of, racing, tennis..
- I aint playing no tennis" Muttley complained..
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