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Adventures In ToonWorld

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What about Chicken stuffed with mice? Dixie suggested. ' I could make some for youKitty. You're my friend and we're going to be spending time together with performing with the magpies" she smiled. "We could try vaqrious dishes, and you can let me know what you think.
- Thank you Stripetail nodded " you will be greatly rewarded for your kindness
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"In what regard, mighty god of the underworld?" the mouse asked.

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"I'll try anything if there's mice in it," Miss Kitty grinned, "Go for it Dixie!"


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ell i'm going to ned to buy supplies in town' Dixie admitted ruefully ' or you can just use your magic" arlene said " well i don't want to show up waul.. you didn't tell him that I made you some mouseburgers.. he'd likely be offended by the competition..
_ you will be blessed with peace and long life' Stripetail replied..
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"He is kind of the one in control of the town, animal wise," Kitty said, "Though you could offer to be a part time chef for him."

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The native mice all smiled at that.


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"Roger that," Captain Fairchild said.

He scanned the buildings for the characteristic chemical signature of dip and once it was detected, he quickly burned the building down with a short volley of incendiary rockets.

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Gabriel and her Weasels were in the deserts outside of Green River with their ill-gotten booty.

"Another job well done!" Gabriel said, raising a glass of wine (stolen from a hotel just before they hit it with a dip grenade)

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"Well, time for patrol," Major Lockie said as he rolled onto the runway and took off.

Lt. Martin and the baby blue F-22 "Raptor" followed.

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So whats the next town on our hit list? They could go really anywhere.. a weasel said drinking some of the wine
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Well, i might be interested in a part-time position" dixie said
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"Um, Waul?" Miss Kitty called, "My canine friend here has a request."


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Waul came back t the table "What sort of request Kitty? is this some kind of challenge? He chuckled. ' are you trying to prove your food is better than mine?
_ Well I had an idea for mouse-stuffed chicken" dixie admitted "I was going to have Kitty try it..
Waul's mouth drooled' Mouse-stuffed chicken. my golly i never considered that! I'll have the chicken and mice brought out for you to work on..
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(OOC: Hey nick, could you play some of the indian mice?)

"As you can see," Tiger whispered to Stripetail, "Being a "god" has it's perks." The big fat cat laid on the ground as the mice brought him various fruits and vegetables.

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"You're gonna do great!" Kitty assured Dixie, "And it's miss kitty, for clarification."

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"Leave. Depart. Begone..." The duke kept saying to Hunch, his nephew being particularly annoying.


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(sure. and it is Lay or Laid, not lied. its a past tense use of the word. To lie down is something you are going to do..)Yes i keep forgetting " dixie said " but it suits you well" " so what willthe stakes of this little contest be? waul asked her as a table was brought out covered with a row of spieces a pair of large plates and and number of knives and forks
The mice approached Stripetail " will you need some sacrifices great Underworld god?
_ no, my dear subjects, I am not like the others gods, who require sacrifices from time to time t please them. all things eventually come before me, and it is only then that i deal with them..Stripetail replied.
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(My bad  :oops )

"How about, if she wins, she gets a job here?" Miss Kitty suggested.

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"Yeah..." Tiger whispered to Stripetail, "Miss Kitty's joined in on this whole "god" thing, she's started a weekly one-mouse sacrifice tradition."

The cat then opened wide, going on a feeding frenzy on what his subjects were giving him.


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Very well" waul shrugged " and what if she loses? "
"You can brag about how your food is the best in the Country " dixie offered
_ Really? that doesn't surprise me" Stripetail smiled "So what events can we stage on this land? Obvious nothing involving modern things, and in the towns condition, we can't do anything in town..
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"some simple athletics," Tiger suggested, "And maybe, since they believe in the supernatural, magic involving stuff. Though we'll pretty much have to say every player is some kind of god," he shrugged.

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""Sound fair?" Miss Kitty asked Waul, "With a few words sent out to the right people, all the cats in the country will wanna eat here."


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Thats stretching things Tiger. You could get the m to buy that you Miss Kitty or Myself are gods, but you can't expect them to buy that there are around 50'gods' that just happen to come around here. Even the most -trusting soul has a point where they start to ask questions " stripetail pointed out " We will have to have it be where they cant see it.. like in a mine, for example..
 My dear, diva, i'd love you to be right' waul replied as a number of mice were brought out and laid in front of Dixie.. " lets see you beat Mr Waul' said the cat " you're not thr first to test him, the others got run out of town, or worse.."
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"Good luck Dixie," Miss Kitty encouraged.

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"I'm sure we can find plenty of those around here, I've been in a few myself," Tiger nodded.



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Thanks Kitty. you are going to be my taste-tester, sindce you love my earlier dishes" she smirked. With that Dixieheaded over towards the table and and began arranging the spices until the attendant brought out the chicken.
Dixies a real good cook " scooby smiled " He would know, as her husband, he was used to her cooking, in fact he usually asked her to cook chicken dishes for him when she had the chance..
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 well, we could have, say a mine cart race" stripetail said " if theres enough to have one for each team..
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"Yeah, it could be just one player per team for that," Tiger suggested.

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Kitty licked her lips at the thought of the mice.

"This place is officially a dump," Belladonna commented on Green River.


"Could we have a table sir?" Sheegwa asked a waiter cat, the Miao siblings entering the saloon, the building that was in the best shape of all the town.


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Eh i've seen worse Bluto said " try sailing on an old warship, like i did during the war now THAT was a dump, the pay stunk too, and i had to deal with Oneeye and his yam what i yam" talk the whole way. almost drove me to mutiny..  ALMOST..
_ The waiter nodded and brought the three kittens to a free table ' have a look at the menu..
Waul had gone into the kitchen and had the cooks prepaqring his specialuty dish.
 Alright, and it can't have been a player that has played in a previous event' stripetail ageed.
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"Do you have any Chinese style recipes?" Dongwa asked curiously.

"I'm from Hell," Belladonna pointed out, "Believe me, nothing any of you can describe can disturb me."


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Nope, we don't serve Chinese here, except maybe the mice.." the cat replied.. "theres lots of Chinese mices round here..
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You're literally from the netherworld? The hooded claw said "How are my evil deeds holding up? will the Big Guy have a special place put aside for me?
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Screwy wait for his order to arrive, he was starving, he didn't really care if the frood had mice in it.
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