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Dixie held the kiss for a full 15 minutes, enjoying the cress of Kittys lips against her own. the sounds of them kissing were easily dwarfed by the sounds of the jungle around them. Finally Dixie broke the kiss and nodded to Kitty. " lets go find a place to spend the night." Also, its december now, and its almost holiday. I should get you and Tiger something, we'll give Tiger his stuff when we find him. Hopefully this next town has some places to buy stuff.' she sighed " i need to get Scooby a "sorry I've been gone" gift." she said taking Kittys paw in hers." come on,Kitty, lets get going."
_ Yogi stuck his head in the open door. " come on Bobo, we have other folks to sell cookies too. Chop chop" He clapped his hands, as Bobo went over to his tray of cookies ' scooby had bought 7 more cookies and have given bobo a $100 bill for them." good luck with your cookie sale ' He smiled.
- Samia and Dulcy were playing cards with Screwy and Droppy " have any 5s?' Samia asked Droopy.
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"It is almost time," Prince Onca announced to his servants, "Go, announce to the kingdom that I will grant one request to every woman who gives me a kiss." He sat back on his throne and smiled cheekily.

As he declared this, Kitty and Dixie were nearing his kingdom. "This place seems lively," Kitty noticed as she saw the town was filled with dancing, shops, and the residents generally being lively.

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"Is there more cheese pizza?" Oliver called to Scooby. The kitten was really enjoying the taste it provided, and he knew Scooby was the one who could get him more pizza.


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we're out of cheese ' Scooby said to him ' we have pepperoni though, he said.' holding up a large pizza then giving it to the yound kid before returning to the bed room. . Stripetail walked into the room a few minutes later. 'Arlene? he said poking his head into the bed room, and smiled inwardly as he saw Arlene and scooby forcefully tongue-kissing each other on the bed.' excuse me " he said, and both Scooby and Arlene reddened appreciably as they noticed stripetail and broke the kiss."Don't worry Scooby. Dixie isn't going to care if you make out with Arlene , and any of her other gal pals. But for now Scooby, i need to talk with arlene in confidence. ' su-sure ' Scooby said " i'll go play video games with Oliver " scooby said.
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arlene brushed her fur back out of her eyes,'Are you here to talk about me getting out of the Duke?' to a degree , yes. Kitty and Dixie  are out of him too, you'll be happy to know.Or, shall we say, not as quite as happy as you would have been previously. You girls will have to assess whatever damage this sorry hostage episode has done to your relationship,  in your own time. that is between the three of you. Hopefully it will be fleeting." look.. Arlene said, "there were these images.. these.. words on the wall ' Arlene started and her voice started to quiver. the wizard held up a paw. 'The duke was using one of his favorite tactics- divide and conquer. Show a persons greatest fears and have them slowly gnaw at them, little by little hour by hour . Eventually, the victim's will cracks. The worst is if you are a parent. Maternal and paternal instincts kick in, and you'll do literally anything to make the images go away.LITERALLY, anything. like castaways on a deserted isle, you are turned against each other."Arlene hung her head, and stripetail patted her head ' You did what you needed to do my dear. Getting out safely was priority number one. Does no one any good if , in trying to help your friends get out , you end up back in gut prison. " You'd never let anything happen to Oliver, right?" As long as it is in my power to protect him, he will be protected, Arlene. The dear lad has been quite ablely cared for, and dare I say, hes been rather spoiled. you should  see the woodpecker suit Woody and Winnie made for him Stripetail pulled out a blue pajama suit that looked like the feathers that covered Woody and Winnies bodies, largely, because they were." They made it with him in mind." Thats absolutely adorable ' Arlene laughed cheerfully,. ' Like i said Arlene, your maternal instincts kicked in, and your love for your child allowed you to escape. I'm not going to punish you or rebuke you or dismiss your concerns, in truth, you may be the first victim that the Duke has ever stuffed down his beak, who came back out the same way intact . no small feat, that.  Not breaking under the Duke's coercion, again, no small feat. I've known the Duke to break wills to pieces within hours. " i didnt want Oliver to be left alone ' Arlene said, tears running down her face. 'I- I saw him chased by huge mean dogs, begging in the bitter cold in back alleys,. thrown out of shelters into blizzards .."the duke was pressing your buttons' Stripetail said. ' he's an expert at it. Arlene, rest assured, if anything happened to you that you could not care for Oliver, then I would gladly care for  him myself. You do not need to feel guilty or ashamed, you did what you had to do . escaping took priority over anything else. Let me be clear, Arlene. you will not have to live on the streets after these games,  when you consider how well the Scooby doobies have done so far. each of you has pocketed at least a couple million.." a couple million isnt going to get the studio back.. arlene said " even when times were good, that didnt go too far in toon town. I, I want to be in the next event. ' Stripetail shook his head. You need to rest and recuperate Arlene>" will i still get paid?" arlene asked " yes everyone splits earnings." Could I ask for a wish?' arlene asked ' alright. let me guess. For Oliver?" No, I'd like to have the nightmares the duke showed me, erased from my memories. they'll give me nightmares for days to come, otherwise.' Stripetail gestured  and  a small patch wax appeared in his paws, he pressed the wax to Arlenes forehead and intoned extract negus momerum' the wax turned pitch black, and after a few seconds, the wax was transformed into a long black candle. this candles contains your bad memories. as you burn it, they will dissipate stripetail said." thank you stripetail arlene said as scooby came back into the room, and sat back down next to arlene.' now i'll let you two resume the lovemaking i interrupted previously..good night to both of you." Stripetail looked out of the room and behekld the other kitten curled up on the coach in front of a paused videogame scren. stripetail turned off the game wtith a gestured and ceated pillows and blanketrs for oliver to rest his head on.
Arlenes dark red lips locked with Scoobys brown lips and the cat and dog shared a steamy full throated kiss.
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"Thanks Mr. Stripetail," Oliver yawned as he rested his little head atop the pillows that had been created for him. He felt safe and secure now.

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"Hey Garfield," Tiger commented after he finished eating a nice salmon, "How about we go check on Arlene, Scooby, and Oliver? She seemed grateful to all of us the other night...." the two fat cats had been sharing dishes since they settled into their hotel room.

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"Can we get you any more food or drink, sir?" one of the owl waiters asked the Duke at the owl sauna.


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good night Oliver, sleep well' Striopetail said covering the kitten with blankets.  I'll catch you in the morning. you have mascot rehearsals then.. he said, heading out and he did so he ran into Tiger and Garfield " I heard Arlebnes back' Garfield began, "and i'd really like to visit her.'me too ' tiger said holding out an apple pie. ' i thought she might like some dessert." thats all very kind of you gentlemen, but arlene has had a very trying ordeal the last few weeks, and needs her rest ' stripetail said ' you can give her your gifts in the morning,  s it close to midnight. thank you, however for helping keeping an eye on oliver in her absence, the dear girl is devoted to that kitten, as a mother should be. i would suggest now, that you head to your rooms and get some sleep, the both of you. tomorrow is going to be a full and busy day for everyone.'
 Well, Ok' Garfield nodded" we'll see her at breakfast then . come on Tiger.' he motioned to the larger cat.
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Kitty and Dixie arrived in the town where Prince Onca was royalty.  "This looks like a fancy town," the feline commented, seeing the various small shops, eating areas, and dancing, "Maybe we can stay here for the night, it's better then being out in a hot, wet jungle....."

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"Right behind ya, Garfield," Tiger nodded, the fat cat climbing into his own bed and pulling up the covers. "Time to get some sleep....." he yawned.


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Dixie walked along the  village her claws clasped with Kittys. Dixie beheld a tent filled with drawings of  beautiful pantheresses in attractive poses.'Hello there!' said a pantheress next to a drawing which was being painted. " Welcome ladies1 anything I can do for  you/ my name is Mukua.' well Mukua can you tell us where the nearest hotel is? dixie asked. Better then that. I can show you " mukua said " Onca Motel its at the right end of town.' Mukua added stepping out from behind the counter. Mukua was, VERY attractive from first glance. she was pitch black in color, wearing a golden chain. Her eyes were bright blue, and her lips were dark red. her large breasts were covered by a green bra. "If you will follow me ladies. ' she motioned to Kitty and dixie. I'll take you to the Inn.. By the way, you might want to pay the prince a visit. his palace is in the middle of town.  He's ga ga for pretty ladies. will do any favor for kisses from them.' she said. " Well, If you don';t mind I'd like to buy some drawings, for the guys" dixie said" Well, we can do that after you get signed in.' How many would you like? In case you are wondering, there drawings are mostly of me and my friends." 10, or so " dixie said. : i'm dixie and this is Kitty." nice to meet both of you. each drawing is 10 dollars. Mukua said " so thats 100 dollars..before tax, figure thats another 10.
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Kitty looked outside the hotel's door and saw a massive gate on the other side of the town. "Is that the way to get to the next village?" she asked a local panther.

"Yes, but it only can be opened under specific circumstances," the panther replied, "The royal family makes those calls." She kept following behind Mukua.


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so its only opened by the prince? dixie asked Mukua as they entered ' oh yes, for security reasons' Mukua said " if you must know, only Onca can open it. And it will take a lot of convincing , as outsiders, for you to get through that gate." I thought you said he'd grant anything for a kiss?' Dixie said " well if you're pretty, and local, yes.  if you are an outsider, well you'll need a bit more." Mukua said as she came up to the desk. A room for 3 please ' she said ' one local, two foreigners. " She pulled off a flier from the wall, and handed it to Kitty. " in the morning, we will be meeting with the Prince. he meets with ladies asking a favor of him starting at 10." the clerk handed 3 keys, one for each of the girls., and bid them good night. The Room was Room 3.
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 Prince Onca smiled at  a pair of girls from his throne room.  " and What favor would you like ladies? the young prince grinned." I am, after all, duty bound to grant it.." son both sides sat his close advisors, who were also his younger brothers.' Security says that traveling  games are closing close to our region, and is looking for events to  be hosted by kingdoms. "Well our racing elephants always popular '  he smiled.
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"We can have those arranged," Onca's youngest brother assured the prince, as he went to fill out the paperwork. They needed to get the documents filled out soon otherwise the games would be ready to move on.

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"So, since you're a local, tell us about yourself, Makua," Kitty asked as she set up her bed.


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well, to start, I'm one of 5 kids. My mom is a defense instructor , and my father owns most of the shops in town.  Richer than most residents. As for my interests, theres drawing, reading, dancing, and my personal favorite boy watching.' Mukua said pulling out a briefcase. Now I know most of my drawings that I sell are of me and my friends, but I collect other drawings..' She pulled out pictures of nice looking guys.." I like them tall, strong, smart, and  loving. Theres an official Prince Orca Fanclub , did you know?' Kings and princes tend to have those sort of fan clubs " dixie said as Mukua passed around colored drawings. they are very handsome, I must admit. You've got good taste in guys " Mukua chuckled, and blushed " that is Prince orca himself. Royal ball, 3 summers ago.  my girlfriends were so jealous when i got to draw the prince. my boyfriend Janus was jealous too, has insecurities, that one. but boy can he cook. Winged Toucan from him, stacks up against any dish you'll find in the nicest restaurants. I heard the great wildcat himself, offered to hire him on. Good pay, that job." Mukua said, as Dixie  passed the drawing of Orca over to Kitty"Very easy on the eyes the prince is.' Dixie said." And you wonder why theres over a 1000 paying due members of his fan club? Mukua laughs. 'Even with bedhead, he's still a dream boat. I've got several drawing of him naturally>" Well, heres a picture of my mate Scooby " dixie said handing a picture to her. " hmm Great Dane, around 240-250 pounds, has a slight lisp. good form, kind face...what does he do? Mukua asked "He's a detective " dixie said  " law and order type huh?" not those kind of crimes. mysteries, you knows, ghosts, witches, vampires that sort of thing>' nice. and what about you Kitty, do you have a boy on your arm as well?' mukua asked." and what does he do? And do you have a picture of him?
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 Excellent" Onca smiled ' See to it that one of the next locations, the very next, if possible. I want to raise the profile of my city, and my kingdom.  hurry little brother, contact the necessary authorities, and pay whatever hitting fee we have to."
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"My husband Tiger works as the sheriff of our town, at least for the animals," Kitty explained, showing Makua a picture of Tiger. "He's big, he's handsome, he's a softy, and I love him." She then saw Makua's artwork of the prince. "He is handsome," the cat agreed.

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Onca's brother Anther was quick to pick up the phone and contact the game's sponsors to establish a deal.


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Oh very nice' Mukua nodded approvingly. hmm. 180 pounds, uses a slingshot instead of a gun. loves food, of all types. loves all sorts of creatures. even mice, according to this picture. So  how did you snare mr law and order cat here? I imagine you play, shall we say, lots of cops and robbers games hmm.. Mukua laughed. "Janus and I like to play king and servant.. and before you ask.. he's usually the servant. I particularly love it when he kisses my feet.'
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I'm a singer" dixie said. Ah so he caught a show of yours and was hit by cupid. i can see where guys would drop their jaws. Lets hear some notes Mukua said, as she pulled out another drawing ' Oh, and heres a picture of janus" she said pulling out a drawing of a nice looking panther. "He plays for the town basketball team, has a great middle range jump shot. Plus any excuse to see him in shorts I'll gladly take' Mukua said. " Three of my brothers are his teammates so i go to all their games, well at least the home games, if they are going to bombay or some other real distant place we watch it on TV. He works to the town bookstore, when he's not playing. Lets just say, I'm a regular there, indeed the Orca fan club meets there regularly.
 Stripe tail got a phone call from Anther " This is Stripetail, what can i do for you, Prince anther? the wizard said, sitting down in his room.
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"My brother and heir to the throne Onca was hoping to host at least one competition before the games leave India," Anther said to Stripetail, "Is an arrangement still possible?"

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"I am a club performer," Kitty explained to Makua, "So a lot of guys have ogled me over the years. Tiger, though, he caught my eye, and we've begun seeing each other since."


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so a singer and dancer, huh? Mukua smiled ' Well, guys like that kind of thing all over it seems. Both of you girls struck it lucky it seems, if i want to gamble, it seems like having you two along might net me good money. I might include you girls in my drawings collection, as pretty girls are always a draw for the guys, Foreign girls, particularly are a popular item. We are a small kingdom, so  any newcomers are always welcome here. ' Mukua said. particularly, in my case, hunky guys. They don't have to be loaded, but, shall we say, it certainly helps, eh?'  My scooby owns a mansion' Dixie smiled, and in our jobs we are VERY well paid." A mansion! heh, you got room in that mansion for two panthers looking to live it up for a couple weeks? Mukua smirked "Well, certainly, we have plenty of rooms available for friends. ' Dixie smiled. ' Oh, Gods! then you MUSt meet Janus! lets see.. er..  when is his next game? oh right Friday in Bombay.. Drat. drat! i'll have to call him..' mukua said. ' how much will we need to pay you?' Dixie waved her away.' Don't worry about it! the house is  more than half empty most of the time. having guests is al;ways welcome. we even have a 180 hole mini golf course in the back.If you like mini golf." Wow! Janus will think I'm pranking him! Oh this is going to be real good!' Mukua said impishly. " and what is your home like Kitty? i imagine the sheriff has  a very nice place, sheriffs tend to be paid well after all. "Dixie showed a picture of the mansion and mukua looked at it and whistled. ' holy moly, that place is huge
- the fee is 50,000 per event' Stripetail said to Anther " Are  you prepared to pay that? if you want 2 events it will be 100, 000 dollars.  You are close to our current location so travel costs will be  down..
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"I take it there will be long lines tomorrow to get to kiss the prince, huh?" Kitty asked Makua, "From what we heard walking through the town, he seems to be quite popular....and we already know you adore him," she smirked to the pantheress. "The guys of this town are indeed handsome...."

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"We're royalty," Anther smiled on the phone, "100 thousand is like asking us for mere pocket change, of course we're prepared to pay."


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"Of course. theres ALWAYS long lines  to see him. And, naturally, the prince likes the attention.' Mukua said " the guys around town, like it too. Otherwise, why would I have so many stud drawings?"She laughed. " you'll take a number and wait your turn. Given your Number is likely to be well north of 1000, you'll have time on your claws. I could take you around and show you a few things. Our library, for instance. We'll stop and get some lunch, too. Greta's Diner has excellent crepes, particularly grape. they're big too, not like the normal crepes.  I hope you ladies have big appetites, Greta doesn't do any dish small. " Scooby and tiger both eat like every meal could be their last, so Kitty and I are used to eating big meals.  We'll be happy to try some dishes.' Dixie said. You could also show me where to get some sports and play in, like basketball. I'm deadly from beyond the 3 line" She smirked. " Oh, like me then, huh. Well, then Dixie you have to go through me on the court. Prepare for some problems with your ankles ' Mukua grinned showing bright teeth. " where do you think Janus got his  game from? You'll looking at it ' She jerked a thumb at herself.
 Well Lets hope you can back your smack, as they say. Scooby and I have a full basketball court, with lights scoreboard and everything. We've played many a late night game." Mukua laughed " i can already tell I'm going to enjoy having you two around' Mukua laughed. " you appreciate men,  like I do. the better looking, the better " She laughed.  " Any real keepers in Green River Kitty? Besides the Honorable Sheriff, of course. And  um, your town Dixie?' Coolville. ' right, right' Mukua said pulling out a pad of paper and writing down  their home addresses ." well there cat R Waul, off the top of my head. He might be a bit old for you mukua,  but he's loaded" dixie said " Money can get you a lot of things.  but I'm not that shallow. Doesn't matter how much money he has, if he doesn't have 2 brain cells to rub together. I don't care if he's signori, a lord, a prince or a king, or how much gold he's got it in his pockets if he can be outwitted by your average door.  No thank you, I do have standards."
_ well, then pay whatever you wish, but 100, 000 is the minimum price." stripetail said.  If you want to pay more than that I won't turn it down.  What events, precisely are you ready to put on? They need to be events we can do both as team and individual events. more points, more money and all that. We will also need security.. as we have had a number of events disrupted in the past, ended we;ve had to cut short our stay in other locales because of it."
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"Well, we were considering an elephant riding race, or an elephant riding duel where the teams have to knock each other off the back of pachyderms," Anther explained to the seer.

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Kitty pulled out a small notebook from her pocket. "Here are some pictures of the guys of Green River," she explained to Mukua, "They always come to my shows, and they adore my performances."


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both work. the race can be the individual race. with the duel serving as the team race. forward me the courses  they normally run so so I can set up everything. We can also promote your kingdom as a return gesture, food, locals, goods, all the usual. Now, what is the name of your kingdom?' Stripetail said.
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well, i can see why you showgirls get on so well. you both seem to bring in the boys. frontier living is hard work, and sometimes the guys just want a song to cheer them up, and a pretty face to look forward to. believe me i know the feeling ' Mukua smiled" whats the most you've ever made from a single show? the most money I've ever made from selling my drawings was about 60, 000. we had a visiting prince and his servants in town, and they took a shine to my drawings>" Thats real good money.' dixie nodded. " When I was younger , iI worked with a woman named Ma Parker. and we would go up and down the rive doing shows. good shows, could net 50, 000. Real good ones, 100, 000 easily. I had a partner, Missy, we did everything together.  now, well i make a lot more money than i did in my old riverboat days, but missy and i still keep in touch regularly. she;s following the games, and if you and Janus time  your visit right, You'll probably get a chance to meet her. I warn you though, she's a hopeless romantic  who loves ghost stories. Wasn't there a show Kitty, where Waul paid you 150 grand to sing about spiders?"
 Why would anyone sing about those creepy crawlies ' Mukua shuddered " the spiders we have around here are BIG. Dinner plate big. and if they bite you, well better get that heavenly harp tuned up because you are gone-so. I mean. 10 minutes at the most to get antidote in you. " good thing we have a wizard around then ' Dixie said. " a wizard? you mean a crystal ball types that predict your future? " actually no, Stripetail isn't a fortune teller. he is a healer though.' Dixie said ' You'll meet him once Kitty and i get  back to the games.
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"Well, Waul is my employer, he is the one cat I can't exactly refuse a request from," Kitty admitted, thinking back to her time performing at the Green River Saloon, which she would return to when the games were over. "The guys here must go gaga for you, right?"

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"The kingdom is named Pantera, and here are the course maps," Anther declared, emailing them to the staff of the games. "My brother is hoping an arrangement can be made."