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April 12, 2010, 03:06:27 AM
And this is supposed to be the great martial arts master of Dragonball fame.
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April 12, 2010, 03:31:43 AM
Mother (on phone): How did you do in the tournament? Did you knock the socks off the competition?
Roshi: Well...
Noname
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April 12, 2010, 03:57:14 AM
Master Roshi talks to Goku...
Goku: So, how did the meeting go?
Roshi: Well, son, it wasn't what I thought it would be. It was a lot breezier than usual...
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April 12, 2010, 04:33:01 AM
Master Roshi: *thinking to self* I knew I shouldn't have bet my pants in the poker game earlier on
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April 12, 2010, 05:05:53 AM
Roshi: Well, Gohan, you were right. Vegeta DID scare the pants off of me.
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The game is on; so let's play!
Master Roshi
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April 12, 2010, 05:57:58 AM
Roshi: Hello? TV Shopping Direct? Yes...I have a slight problem regarding my purchase of the new inviso-trousers I bought the other day...
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Master Roshi
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April 12, 2010, 11:19:35 AM
Me: "I see London, I see France..."
Master Roshi: "Huh?"
*Glances down*
Master Roshi: "D'oh!"
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April 12, 2010, 06:49:24 PM
Master Roshi: *on the phone to Chi Chi* I don't need no fricken pants! *hangs up* Now....to buy some new pants.....
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April 12, 2010, 10:47:05 PM
Roshi: You gotta try it, Goku! Half-clad martial arts is the next big thing!
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Master Roshi
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April 16, 2010, 04:14:03 PM
Other End of Line: "Hello, welcome to 1-900-555-NUTT."
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf
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Master Roshi
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April 16, 2010, 05:45:01 PM
"What kind of phone psychic are you? I'm not wearing pants without underwear! I'm wearing underwear without pants!"
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April 16, 2010, 06:54:09 PM
Bulma, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was downstairs, hanging a picture on the wall...
(3 hours later)
... and Buu ran off with my pants.
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April 16, 2010, 07:07:39 PM
Master Roshi: "Yes, Banner? How do you hulk out and keep your pants. I never can get the hang of that. I keep my coat and shirt.
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April 16, 2010, 07:14:55 PM
Roshi: Yes, you should restore the budget for this show, immediately. They need to draw me some pants!
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