Master Roshi

Noname · **on:** April 12, 2010, 03:06:27 AM

And this is supposed to be the great martial arts master of Dragonball fame.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:31:43 AM

Mother (on phone): How did you do in the tournament? Did you knock the socks off the competition?

Roshi: Well...

Noname · **Reply #2 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:57:14 AM

Master Roshi talks to Goku...

Goku: So, how did the meeting go?

Roshi: Well, son, it wasn't what I thought it would be. It was a lot breezier than usual...

MrDrake · **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:33:01 AM

Master Roshi: *thinking to self* I knew I shouldn't have bet my pants in the poker game earlier on

Noname · **Reply #4 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:05:53 AM

Roshi: Well, Gohan, you were right. Vegeta DID scare the pants off of me.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #5 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:57:58 AM

Roshi: Hello? TV Shopping Direct? Yes...I have a slight problem regarding my purchase of the new inviso-trousers I bought the other day...

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #6 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:19:35 AM

Me: "I see London, I see France..."

Master Roshi: "Huh?"

*Glances down*

Master Roshi: "D'oh!"

MrDrake · **Reply #7 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:49:24 PM

Master Roshi: *on the phone to Chi Chi* I don't need no fricken pants! *hangs up* Now....to buy some new pants.....

Noname · **Reply #8 on:** April 12, 2010, 10:47:05 PM

Roshi: You gotta try it, Goku! Half-clad martial arts is the next big thing!

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #9 on:** April 16, 2010, 04:14:03 PM

Other End of Line: "Hello, welcome to 1-900-555-NUTT."

Ptyra · **Reply #10 on:** April 16, 2010, 05:45:01 PM

"What kind of phone psychic are you? I'm not wearing pants without underwear! I'm wearing underwear without pants!"

Noname · **Reply #11 on:** April 16, 2010, 06:54:09 PM

Bulma, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was downstairs, hanging a picture on the wall...

(3 hours later)

... and Buu ran off with my pants.

Kor · **Reply #12 on:** April 16, 2010, 07:07:39 PM

Master Roshi: "Yes, Banner? How do you hulk out and keep your pants. I never can get the hang of that. I keep my coat and shirt.

Noname · **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2010, 07:14:55 PM

Roshi: Yes, you should restore the budget for this show, immediately. They need to draw me some pants!