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Luke looked uncomfortably at Jared and Rinkus. The smell inside the cave was turning him a darker shade of green than usual. "I can't believe I'm doing this..." he muttered to himself. Then he sighed. "Right, then. Here I go." He let rip with a high pitched fart.

As soon as he was done, Luke stood up, clasping a claw over his beak. "If it's all the same to you two, I'm gonna wait outside. It smells like death in here." With a final nod, he turned and stumbled out of the cave. Leaning on a rock just outside the entrance, he gasped and sucked down clean, fresh air.


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As they entered the cave, Harper immedietly trotted over to where Pterano and the others were, "Gosh Uncle Pterano, I'm sorry for not noticing earlier, are you...".

Before she could ask her question, Petrie turned to his sister and held up a wing, "We already do that" he informed her.

"Oh" Harper said, dropping the subject, "So he's good now?". Petrie nodded.

The little flyer then got an idea and smiled, "We adventerer's tough like that" he said. Harper's laugh broke his attempt at looking all brave though, "I don't know lots of adventerer's who still have snuggling sticks" she teased.


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Redback called to Artie "Trust me, You don't want to go see them right now. It ain't fit for a lady's eyes..or nose."

He grinned down at Pterano "How's yer back holdin' up now? Need more?"

Redback then noticed something that was off. Looking around, he was unnerved.

"Where's Tero?"


Truth was, the flyer had had enough of the crowds and confines of the cave. Swooping out off the ledge, he spotted Luke sitting out on the ledge of the other cave.
Silently he swooped down, landing right next to him. Perching on the ledge, he drew his wings around him like the cloak of some vampiric creature.


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As he stood with his eyes closed, Luke felt a slight breeze against his side. He turned his head slightly. "EEE!" he screeched, taking in the lean figure next to him as he jumped up in shock. "Oh.. it's you, Tero." Relaxing, Luke sat back down next to him. "The other two'll be out in a second. I, ah... wouldn't go in there if I were you." Glancing sideways at the ever silent flyer, he noticed some black grass draped across him, and remembered that Redback wore the same. Kicking his tail absent-mindedly, Luke wondered what it meant.


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Pterano smiled at Redback. "I'll be fine for now." he replied.
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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Fury who'd been standing behind Artie frowned as he sniffed the air and gaged a little. "oh by the Guardians! What is that smell?! I"ll bet that could cause a sharptooth to run away! Ugh! What a stench!" he cried as his eyes began to water and he covered his nose with his wings. He then asked Pterano, "If your back still hurts we could go find a pond or something to help you relax."


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"Well that does sound a little relaxing. Sure, why not?" Pterano replied. "My back may not hurt as much now, but it might later."
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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"Yeah" Harper agreed with a smile at what her uncle said, "like the wisdom Mom always says, plan ahead for later".

"But if pool on the ground, wouldn't we have to watch for sharpteeth?" Petrie frowned, then giving a glance to some of their compaion, "Uh...not friendly sharpteeth that be" he added, not wanting to offend.


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*Oh no! Now i'm gonna be in so much trouble. Ptero knows...Redback knows...and Fury knows.*

"Ok, Rinkus. We're done! That was so much fun!  :D Let's fly back to Pterano's cave now."

But right when Jared got outside of the cave about to jump in the air and fly back...he flinched and screeched! It was Ptero!

"EEEEEEEK!! Ptero! It's you!!  Please, don't tell him Luke!"

*Jared was REALLY scared now. he trembled, and shook, and tugged, twisted, and fidgeted with his tail.*

"I know Ptero is very quiet, but if he tells, and Pterano finds out.. ...he'll...he'll.....he'll call me a nasty, smelly, stinky nuiscance, and..and..he'll kick me out of the cave and i'll be all alone, lost, and left to die all alone in the mysterious beyond!"

Then, Jared lowered his head, and a tear rolled down his beak...

"Ohhhhh. What do we DO, guys? I NEVER should have done this in the first place. I'm sorry. This was my idea. If we get into trouble, i'm the one to blame."   :cry


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Luke sniggered. "Tell Tero what? Oh, you mean about the..." He stopped when he looked around and saw Jared's fearful expression. He couldn't bring himself to get his friend in trouble. Lowering his head, he continued; "You mean about the dead lizard stinking the cave out? Nasty. You don't want to see it, Tero." He looked reassuringly at Jared.


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*Jared caught on to Luke, and smiled and quickly winked at him. The green flyer saved him from some BIG trouble*

"Yeah, Tero. Don't go in there.  Well, guys, let's fly back to Pterano's cave.  You too, Tero."

said Jared, as he jumped off the edge of the cliff outside the cave and began flapping his big, tan wings, as he made his way back over to Pterano's cave.

**Guys, we can get a BUNCH of writing done tonight, and tomorrow, too... I can stay up as late as I want tonight, and I have tomorrow off from work.. My mom, dad, sister, and dogs are up in Michigan. Dad won't be back for 2 weeks, and my mom, sis, and dogs won't be back for 4 weeks. I'm all by myself in the condo here in Florida.  LET the FLYER party begin!! :lol: YAY!*


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*Jared, I thought you were gonna ask Mr. Rinkus if he could be your dad. You should do that! It sounded like a really good idea!*
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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Fury smiled. "Don't worry so much Petrie, if any sharpteeth come around I'll deal with em!" commented Fury with enough pride in his voice to cause him to puff out his chest. "Besides, you and your sister are far from home, and relaxing is a good thing!"


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Pterano smiled. "And so will I!" He chuckled. "I kicked that last sharptooth's butt. I'll have no problem dealing with any others."

"Same here." Devon smiled.
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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*Jared landed back at Pterano's cave and went inside. "Hi, everyone!" said Jared, with a smile. "What's up? Did I miss anything?"


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"No sirry!" Devon replied.

"I hurt my back a little but I'm alright." he turned Fury and the gang. "You know, I have a feeling we should stick around a bit before heading to that swamp."
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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Petrie did look a bit more reassured by Fury's words, and then even more so at what Pterano said. "You did?" he asked Pterano in clear admiration, flapping over to land on his shoulder, "ooh, what happen?" he asked.

Harper smiled, she knew there was a chance Uncle Pterano was making up what he said, but whenever he got going with stories she found even she didn't care if it was true or not they were very interesting.

She was curious as to his saying they should probably stay put a bit as Jared came back, but decided that if Uncle Pterano didn't feel in enough pain to go to these pools that were mainly to help him then what did she care if they stayed a bit.


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"He sure did, little one!" Devon told the younger flyer.

"Yeah! Though I couldn't have done it if Devon hadn't shown up." he smiled proudly at the blue flyer he thought of as his son before turning back to his beloved nephew. "So here I was roaming around when I hear this loud roar and this glider kid shows up begging us to help him..."

Artie rolled her eyes. "You were not roaming around! You were scared to death of Redback here!"

Pterano glared at her, hands on his hips and then turned back to a laughing Petrie. "I was! Oh man, I get so embarrassed just thinking about it!" That caused everyone else to laugh. "Okay, so I was scared...at first!" Pterano continued with his story.

Flashback

"Quickly, pass me that vine behind you!" Pterano shouted back. Redtooth grabbed the vine that was hanging off a tree behind him.

Pterano flew off and threw the vine towards the giant sharptooth's jaws before it could consume Luke.

Luke gazed at Pterano, who was still holding onto the vine with his strength. "Keep your dirty teeth off him, you overgrown lizards!" With that he pulled on the vine, bringing the sharptooth's closed jaws to face him. But before he could do anything, the sharptooth broke free and still headed for Luke.

Pterano landed on the sharptooth's head, pecking his eye out to earn a loud roar coming from him. With his focus now on Pterano, it shook its head, knocking him off and tossing him into the air. Pterano regained his balance, but he realized that he sharptooth had him backed up against the wall.

Pterano closed his eyes, preparing for impact when he realized it never came. For a tree sweet splashed into the sharptooth's face. Pterano looked up to thank whoever had saved him to see flyer, black on the outside, blue on the inside and no crest. "Devon..."

"Devon!" Pterano called.

"Pterano! Catch!" the blue flyer shouted as he passed the older flyer a vine. "Let's do this!"

Before Pterano could do anything, he remembered about Rinkus. He craned his head towards the pink flyer staring back at them in disbelief. "Rinkus! Run, get out of here!"

The pink flyer's shocked look turned into a confused, worried look. "We've got this! Just go and help Luke and Jared. They're gonna need you!" Pterano continued.

Rinkus just didn't know what to do. He didn't want to leave his old friend to the mean sharptooth. But he also didn't wanna leave Jared either. So he decided he should fallow Pterano's order for once and flew off.

Pterano and Devon smirked at eachother. "Let's do this!" Devon repeated as the red flyer nodded at him. Devon tossed his vine in the air. Pterano did the same. Devon's aiming for the legs and Pterano's aiming for the jaws.

The sharptooth jerked its jaw, pulling Pterano near its mouth. "Be careful, Pterano!" Devon shouted in worry.

Pterano, ignoring the blue flyer's call, used his feet to jump from the sharptooth's bottom jaw to fly to the top of its head, tying the vine around them tight.

Devon tied his vine around the sharptooth's leg as it looked down and saw him as a good meal. So it lowered its head and opened its jaws, despite the vines. Only to taste a certain pteranodon instead.

"Pterano!" Devon shouted as he tied his vines around both of the sharptooth's ankles, pulling them together so it won't go anywhere. "Let my friend go, you heartless bastard!" He pulled on the vine, causing the sharptooth to fall on its stomach, knocking it unconscious.

Devon took a couple breaths before racing up to the sharptooth's closed jaws. "Pterano?" He called worriedly. "Pterano?" Are you in there?"

He received no answer as the atmosphere remained silent around him. Assuming that the sharptooth had already swallowed his friend, tears of grief formed in his eyes. He turned around to face the setting sun, thinking his friend was in a better place now.

Until he heard a silent groan coming from behind him causing him to turn back to the unconscious sharptooth. And guess what he saw.

Its jaws opening...wide, until they revealed a certain red flyer holding them up with all of his strength. He smiled. "Pterano!"

Pterano jumped out of the sharptooth's jaws as Devon jumped into his arms right after. "Are you okay?" he asked the blue flyer, breaking their reunion hug.

"Am I okay? Am I okay? No. The question is, are you okay?"

"I'm okay. I'm okay..."Pterano groaned, holding his wing in pain. "I hope..."

"Oh my! Will you be able to fly?"

"I'll try. But probably not that far though." Pterano replied, still clutching his wings.

"Should we go tell the others we're okay?"

"Sure. Just don't fly too fast." Pterano replied, being the first to spread his wings. "I'm not as young as I used to be."

Devon smiled at the older flyer worriedly before spreading his wings. And they took off together.

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"Oh man, Petrie, you should have seen him!" Devon told the little flyer with pride. "He was FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!!"

Pterano blushed at the thought. "Oh it was nothing."

"Nuttin? Nuttin? Nuttin?!?!? Dude you friggin saved my tail back there! If it wasn't for you sacrificing yourself to save me, the friggin sharptooth woulda swallowed me whole!!!" Devon pointed out, both him and Petrie staring at the red flyer with the deepest admiration.
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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**Jared sat down right in the middle, so that all the flyers were around him. It was time to set up the moment, he thought Pterano's story was absolutely amazing! Pterano was very daring, bold, and strong...forcing that sharptooth's jaws wide open with all his strength!**

"WOW! Pterano! THAT was CLOSE!  :blink: You almost became a sharptooth meal!"

then, Jared lowered his head. "But my dad....he wasn't so lucky... :cry you see, Pterano...when I was little, about Petrie's age...my dad was eaten by a sharptooth."  :cry  Now I have no dad....and.. and...until I met you yesterday, i've flew around all alone in the mysterious beyond..
with no friends at all, before I finally met Luke recently."

"I'm very happy to be living with you...all of you! I still wish I had a dad again, though." Jared frowned, looking right at Pterano and Devon...his eyes were about to tear up.

"But, Rinkus has been so good to me... he cares about me, he watches out for me, he comforts me when I get worried or scared, and he's lots of fun to play with and be around, and sometimes, he's  funny, too.  He's like...like..a DAD to me! He means so much to me, guys!"

said Jared, making sure all the flyers (Pterano, Devon, Artie, Petrie, Harper, Tero, Luke, Fury, Sierra....and Rinkus *if he's there*) heard him.


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Rinkus's eyes went wide, and he looked over at Jared. He wasn't sure what to say to this. Sierra wasn't present, as he was still out flying around, and wasn't in the cave at the moment. The pink flyer felt bad for him, but there was only so much he could do as well. Sierra had to sort his issues out for himself.

"Um... well Jared... I um... you really see me like a father?" Rinkus asked, unknowingly pulling on his tail as he did so, though he was smiling as well, though not very aware of it.

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