I wish I understood Japanese.
(Arriving once again with the power to grant any request in a very literal way)
Your wish is already so Master Austin the Nerd Is Okay! I didn't have to do anything since you can understand Japanese just fine. Their expressions, body language, gestures- you have no limit to how you can understand them, so you must have just made this wish of yours by accident. Out of curiosity though, why didn't you wish to understand the Japanese language? Oh well. My job is to grant wishes, not think of a better version of them, so I hope this works out for you Master Austin The Nerd Is Okay!
(Returning as a normal, non wish granting person)
I wish that brekclub85 would be a boy water dragon instead of a girl one since he was turned into one here by a previous corrupted wish. That would just be less awkard for him. Dragons are great since they can be extremely nice and friendly among other things, but even though he'd still have the mind of a human, it wouldn't matter since he's really nice and friendly anyway. I've just always wondered what it would be like to do things with a dragon, even if it thought like a human. Besides, brekclub85 is a great choice for this because I know him well enough to be able to recognize him by his personality, even if he was changed into a dragon or any other creature. Later!