The Corrupt a Wish Game.

brekclub85 · **Reply #980 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:56:23 AM

Granted. You then wake up and realize this is impossible even for magic to grant.

I wish I could expand my taste in food, I'm a picky eater

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #981 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:59:45 AM

^-- No go huh? Oh well. Interesting point (just to deviate a little), there is an episode of the X-files where Mulder finds a "genie" and wishes for the same thing. The wish was granted by removing every single human being from the planet! Creepy thought eh?

Anyway...back to business...

Granted...but now you can never decide what to eat and go hungry

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink

brekclub85 · **Reply #982 on:** January 20, 2009, 09:01:08 AM

Granted, you break it and the ink leaks out.

I wish I could laugh more in life

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #983 on:** January 20, 2009, 09:04:04 AM

Granted, here's your lifetime supply of Laughing Gas...whoops! Broke the handle I see...happy chuckling!

I wish for more dino smileys

brekclub85 · **Reply #984 on:** January 20, 2009, 09:10:25 AM

Granted, they are hungry smiles, looking towards you. (This would be awesome, though!

)

I wish I had a more comfortable bed.

landbeforetimelover · **Reply #985 on:** January 20, 2009, 09:12:26 AM

EDIT: Beat me to it.

Granted, but it's so comfortable everyone else and their brother wants to sleep on it. They refuse to get off so you never even get a chance to experience its wonderful comfort.

I wish for a balloon.

Lillefot · **Reply #986 on:** January 20, 2009, 10:58:46 AM

Granted, but it's filled with helium and blows away.

I wish for Nutella!!! (delicious peanut/chocolate butter)

Drake · **Reply #987 on:** January 20, 2009, 11:38:46 AM

Here's your fifty year old nutella.

I wish Kamen Rider Kiva would have another movie released.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #988 on:** January 21, 2009, 08:00:08 AM

Granted...now announcing Kamen Rider Kiva meets the Care Bears rated SC for sickeningly cutesy

I wish I could meet a real superhero

brekclub85 · **Reply #989 on:** January 21, 2009, 08:45:23 AM

Granted. Somehow, you are his kryptonite.

I wish the LBT dinosaurs all were real and existed in the world today.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #990 on:** January 21, 2009, 01:14:04 PM

Granted but they are quickly seized and taken away for examination and experimentation

I wish for a good remake of an old cartoon series

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #991 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:14:20 PM

Granted! However, it is of the worst one ever made and nobody wants to watch it anyways. Which made it go down in as the remake that was never seen.

I wish I could get started on my eBook already! (No, I really do!)

Chomper · **Reply #992 on:** January 24, 2009, 12:34:06 PM

granted, but as soon as you get started your computer spontainiously combusts,

I wish i was taller.

brekclub85 · **Reply #993 on:** January 24, 2009, 01:11:07 PM

Granted, you get so tall your head reaches outer space and you lose air.

I wish I could try a bowl of threehorn soup with chomper and his folks. (Just wanted to say something random

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Chomper · **Reply #994 on:** January 24, 2009, 02:30:42 PM

granted, but then you get sick with food poisoning

I wish i was a velociraptor ( this should be good )

Drake · **Reply #995 on:** January 24, 2009, 07:42:31 PM

Granted, but you're the smallest velicoraptor to ever live being only one inch tall.

I wish my cats weren't so fat.

Chomper · **Reply #996 on:** January 24, 2009, 07:46:48 PM

granted, but now when you go outside the wind carries them off.

I wish i was indiana jones

brekclub85 · **Reply #997 on:** January 26, 2009, 11:12:55 PM

Granted, you're the Indiana Jones Who appears in Disaster Movie. (That. Movie. Sucked!)

I wish Chomper and the sharptooth-version of the gang from SV could be my friends

Drake · **Reply #998 on:** January 27, 2009, 09:50:22 AM

Granted, but unfortunately you're a longneck and Sharptooth Valley is currently in the middle of a faminine. I think you can do the math.

I wish for a motorcycle.

brekclub85 · **Reply #999 on:** January 27, 2009, 12:44:44 PM

Granted, it's out of gas.

I wish I could transform into a sharptooth and back whenever I wanted too